How do I get laid /po/?

How do I get laid /po/?

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By not posting on here

By not posting anywhere go get a prostitute in sao paulo

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That's not what you want.
You can start by not being a dumb cunt and LAY OUT YOUR REQUIREMENTS MORE CONCISELY. WHAT IS IT EXACTLY YOU WANT TO FUCK? A LIVING HUMAN FEMALE OF AGES 17~27 AND AN IQ OF 110+?

you'll see quickly that when you think about what you *really* want and math up some statistics, you will quickly see why you don't have that thing.

Me too, I used to get attention from all of the girls in high school but was a good goy and paid attention to my (((classes))) instead. Now it seems like women don’t care about me. Maybe I need to get out more often...

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Make 1000 crane

Be more interesting and nice. Listen to your gut instinct more and let yourself go and express yourself more. Don't talk about genocide.

Papercraft & Origami will get you laid

Show up at strip club with 8 ball of cocaine, and invite 3-4 strippers to come home with you that night.

reminder that women don't want to talk about things, they want to talk about feelings

Prease exprain

Stick your digereedoo up her cloaca

this, it's so easy.... and worth it.

Wash your penis and clean your room

Bitches love paper cranes

Stop trying and when women come to you continue to hold out until there is a girl truly worthy.

Get taller, better looking and have more money

Tricky question, OP. You just don't.

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Have you tried being a chad? Works well for me.

>anime christians
about as cringe as it gets

thanks, dad

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unironically yes

quit posting here and go outside
stupid ape

start lifting and running on the treadmill every day

make double sure you don't bang a ladyboy.

You fail in the world's most promiscuous country?

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You live in fucking brazil, aren't the women super easy there?

This is the correct answer

Get Jow Forums. The muscles help, but the thing that will do it for you is the high test.

Good look getting friendzoned. You need to make them feel, not share your feelings with them.

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the women here will be thinking of a way to fuck you over in their head as they are fucking you
they have a lawyer on speed dial and they will have your baby just to get an easy income without having to deal with you
anyone easier than that will be carrying an STD

Why, that's my Tuesday girlfren! Can't want to lay some pipe tomorrow.
Oh yeah, how. Talk to girls.

unironically this

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You need less internet and more olanzapine.

Like, so?