What makes Australians so fucken retarded?

What makes Australians so fucken retarded?

immaturitty seems to be encoruaged, everyone seems content with staying emotionally 18 years old while demanding respect purely because they are older.
liberal fuckheads are infiltrating all aspects of lifes. made feel guilty to be white and male.
self entitled fucks thinking the world owes them something. especially the women.
levels of education/intelligence are deplorable
depression/anxiety rates only getting worse

and fucken hell, anywhere out of the capital cities is just full of rednecks/

I backpacked Europe for 2 1/2 years a few years ago, hitchiked east west over 20,000km blah blah. Stayed in a variety of places, met a good cross section of people and generally just loved the entire aura of the continent. I came back to Australia with a whole new perspective on the world and wanted to explore here a bit aswell. After 3 years of exploring, all i can honestly say is I want to return to Europe. Killing myself would be more preferable than living in this shitstorm.

to me it just seems like we are becoming America 2.0. like that experiment has failed once before, why are we doing it again?

All media can't stop claiming how good Australia is a place to live, but i couldn't think of a worst nightmare than having to live among these psychologically damaged scum the rest of my days.

what the fuck

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bamp

>backpacked
Stop sleeping in our fucking parks you useless piece if shit go home and get a job

currently a electrician earning 1300 hundred a week u fuck to get the fuck out of here.

you didn't proof-read. if people treat you like shit then simply bark back at them, that's common worldwide. your "guilt" probably comes from depression, go for a nature walk or something.

women are best to judge on their merits, not their short comings.

>rednecks
oh. I see you're one of *looks you up and down* those people. think an accent is a whole person.

>aura
so you're mentally ill. I'm starting to lose focus of why I started this post.

>the media says
literally the OPPOSITE of how a real backpacker would view the country.

I guess the moral of this story is that money can't buy friends.

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ha ha ha oh wow I was right.

goodnight everyone else

yeah well we are cunts what can I say m8. I agree with you.
Quit whining like a faggot and fuck off: we are full

Go get a girlfriend inbred fuckhead

You're not as smart as you think you are OP.

>*looks you up and down*
Don't do this.

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Europe is a shit hole compared to us. We have it pretty good I think

>complaining about a populace of edgy retarded manchildren on Jow Forums

The absolute mad lads.

>Calls us retards
>Creates at least 6 spelling errors in the first 2 paragraphs.

*looks you up and down*
Why not?

>What makes Australians so fucken retarded?
>immaturitty seems to be encoruaged, everyone seems content with staying emotionally 18 years old while demanding respect purely because they are older.


whats ur fucken problem faggot cunt go get sum pussy and cum back (pun intended pufta)here and wait for the testy to kick in when ya finished goin thru puberty at 25

fucke faggot go eat sum fairy floss on a zealnders penis fucken pufta faggot y u look loike an emu wanka to me moite playtpussy jowey snagger


>liberal fuckheads are infiltrating all aspects of lifes. made feel guilty to be white and male.
self entitled fucks thinking the world owes them something. especially the women.
levels of education/intelligence are deplorable
depression/anxiety rates only getting worse

this is the fucken problem you faggot pufta retarded kangy shagger, t. probably wear flannies. The fucken cultural subversion it's not true Australia m8 like my mate ol ned kelly.

>and fucken hell, anywhere out of the capital cities is just full of rednecks

fuck off you inner city faggot who couldn't take afew beatings from sum bogans growing up, we all did it's part of the Ozzy trial of becomin a man, fucken hell sure they can be a wee bit cultureless swines but hey there just the fooken little people, the hjobits u know they just wanna live their life, a bit crude perhaps but ay leave em at it.

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How does australian English sound for another native speakers?

*licks you up and down*
uma delicia

top quality shitposting you deplorable cunt lmao

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I guess unintelligible to most.

As someone from the deep South, I can't understand a single word from an Australian with a thick accent. Sounds almost like an Irishman got plastered and split his tongue into two

to me, it sounds just as annoying as it must to the rest of the world.
based O&A made me realize it with this clip: youtube.com/watch?v=OENByjqnsQ4

i wish i had a southern american accent.

youtu.be/JtSAXtFu8tQ

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*looks you up and down*

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My friend who has backpacked a lot in Australia says there's this.. Brotherhood and camaraderie among the Australians. I've had the same impression from watching videos and what not, but obviously you fellas ought to know better, so could anyone confirm or deny this? Anyway, it seems nice and you should try to keep it that way because a totally divided nation is a very sad thing (like Sweden right now)

>I backpacked Europe for 2 1/2 years a few years ago, hitchiked east west over 20,000km blah blah. Stayed in a variety of places, met a good cross section of people and generally just loved the entire aura of the continent. I came back to Australia with a whole new perspective on the world and wanted to explore here a bit aswell. After 3 years of exploring, all i can honestly say is I want to return to Europe. Killing myself would be more preferable than living in this shitstorm.

fuck off m8 this si a fine country it is, at least it was and may still be again, sure Europe may be superior in most factors of life but ey we got good people here and the best of em like me who got a bit of the lower class anglo convicts and a bit of the ol upper class anglos and some irish blood from no less than ned kellys line and round quarter german and western european we have the fellow European superior genetics but with that traditional Aussie layed back existence that I fooken luv m8, we are the best at putting on accents as well, For the best of Australians there is hope m8 for we are truly something special long live ned kelly and australia.

aight m8 gotta agree the sheilas can be bitches round here although the upper class women or the foreign european women r good.

>to me it just seems like we are becoming America 2.0. like that experiment has failed once before, why are we doing it again?

ay true that we need to stop the Americnisation and retain our heritage.

>All media can't stop claiming how good Australia is a place to live, but i couldn't think of a worst nightmare than having to live among these psychologically damaged scum the rest of my days.

it's a good place in comparison to other places in this world of ours moite, but hey I understandf ya, it's not too bad tho, its definitely one of the whitest and best countrys that is if you count our best.

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>what the fuck

go hop back into whatever kangy pouch ya fell out of and hop ya way back to the didgerydoos ya wombat dick licker.

btw noice infograph faggot did ya make it?

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but patalisation sounds interesting

I feel the liove, I feel the liove

or how it should be written

there is NO loyalty or real brotherhood among australians.
a typical australian will sell you out for a half smoked cigarette.

Poo farts. Shit in your hands and sniff it, feel the warmth. Smell my shit.

Corn.

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Australians are fuckin shit don't focus on the people just be a mad cunt aye

or it's just a more "neutral" L

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*raises paw*
Umm, because it's plebbit?
*notices bulge*
OwO what's this?

but sounds patalised

fuck off cunt we got a good accent sure the common one aint the best but it sounds good and is calming but the upper class one is fairly good its ta one the drama school fagots learn like george rush or that bitch in the lord of the rings.

My accent and bantz has gotten me laid multiple times with burger and leaf sluts.
In burgerland I could walk into a bar in literal rags with a 10 day beard with aussie bantz and still get laid, in Australia I woulda been laughed out the shop.
All the women say Aussie accent sounds 'friendly'.

boo hoo, leave then cunt!

fuck off ya sister fucka haha just joke m8 do ya wear a flanny with ya sheila on da can fooken her in alabamba haha jk m8 all in jest

yes, it's literally a patalisation in Sia's song, I guess

because her L can sound hard and soft

This everyone thinks they're a tough cunt but on the inside they're just a little SOI Boi bitch.

hard as

>emotionally 18 years old while demanding respect purely because they are older.
Women or men? Because women stop maturing sometime around 16-18 in the first place. Men... 25-35. By the time most fathers and husbands get there, they realize they're a single parent raising a house full of children.

it is m8 very friendly and claming it's taken for granted down here than you get the upper class accent and thats fairly nice sounding but more posh british u know?

but even our lower class accent is calming and nice unlike those filthy lower class bits with their fffsss

They're a nation that no one expected anything of. Like a geoeconomoc middle child, Australia just kinda exists in its own world. While nobody while ever take them seriously, they believe that what they say and do has consequence despite never having a global impact whatsoever. It be sad, but the aussies have adapted to the role well, not denying their shit tier status but embracing it, combining the worst of all white cultures into a nexus of absolute faggotry. It would be tragic if it wasn't so entertaining.

You trek around everywhere away from here and all of a sudden you feel 'enlightened '? You must be the most boring person ever looking for any opportunity to sound interesting. Humble yourself you back patting cunt.

Interesting. Perhaps it is a more superficial friendliness, similar to the US (people are open and sociable but only on the surface) where it's easy to make acquaintances but harder to make deep and more meaningful friendships. Stop me if I'm totally wrong, about either country

You need to know better strayans
OP, you may be right for younger college/uni kids or immigrants.

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well thats the 1% persent of shit bogan australian the 99% of shit bogan australians are jot that edgy just annoying lower class peaseent and around 50% are just normal lower class peasants who wanna live their life as normal folk and 20% probs less are intelligible bogans.

but I am no bogan

ur fucken shit post was pathetic faggot

>America
>Failed

speak for yourself faggot

yea probably so for the lower class ones and even more so for the real low class ones, but for the normal intelligible ones we have a good friendship and mateship

>but I am no bogan
That's what every bogan says.

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its not entirely our fault.
it is literally illegal to do almost every normal youth bond forming activity here.

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fucking liberals

>Aussie
>'lower class'
Lol, you kidding? You're all lower class, even geometrically

>What makes Australians so fucken retarded?
We've become victims of our own prosperity.

HAHA THOSE CRAZY AUZZIE CUNTS AMIRITE Jow Forums OR WHAT LOL

>My friend who has backpacked a lot in Australia says there's this.. Brotherhood and camaraderie among the Australians. I've had the same impression from watching videos and what not, but obviously you fellas ought to know better, so could anyone confirm or deny this? Anyway, it seems nice and you should try to keep it that way because a totally divided nation is a very sad thing (like Sweden right now)

nanahahn yea weare like this of coarse you get a fair bit of lower class bogans that don't give many shits bout ya and than you have the really low ones that would sell ya for a dime but above those two you get the bogans thatnhave this sort of animalistic honour that if your noice to em and say gday fellas randomly when seeing em they have a bit of a sense of duty and r good to ya and above the bogan category most people are loyal and nice if they are jot snakes in the grass like kikes but more often then not they are nice and you get the few incels or dorks but they are usually nice I have mostly gotton on well with the geeks but ver all yea we australians luv a yarn and have a great matehsip in our country among the true aussies who accept Ned Kelly as one of many cultural icons/heroes along with banjo patterson and a few other poets.

The Anglo natural state of being is that of barbarism. It's only when ruled with an iron hand that the Anglo raises himself above his natural state. Hence, the more liberal the Anglo nation is, the more it reverts to it's natural state of barbarism.

Australia and Canada are ever more idiotic because they are reverting back to their natural state of being.

Trips, yet still faggotry. Only in Australia.

this
australians have a mental disorder, they NEED attention

i have literally never met anyone that would qualify as middle or upper class in australia.
mabey one of my cousins who goes to private school.

if americans want a real idea of what australians are like: 99% of our country is shirtless meth head riding a stolen bike down the i-5 in california tier.

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nah I am a working class bogan you dumb cunt
>the upper class accent and thats fairly nice sounding but more posh british u know
Go suck bong cock you fag.

u fucken idiot anglos are not the fucken celts ya poof head

besides

t. 20% to 30% germanic/western Europe, 20% to 35% irish (from the intelligent irish) and 30% to 40% anglo convict (this one is a shame) and upper class anglo.

coarse m8 and it makes the great numba of three, have a good one tonight

fuck off bong and get ja teath fixed

I'm from the South, and have no trouble understanding Australians. Probably because I hung around Australians in my younger days.

>Lol, you kidding? You're all lower class, even geometrically

fuck off faggot I am pure anglo/celtic convict

jk bit of a mix between anglos, convict anglos, irish from far back so not the retarded irish nowadays and german.

Stop splitting hairs, you are an Anglo nation, regardless of what genetic infusions you may have had.

youre trying way too hard

>if americans want a real idea of what australians are like: 99% of our country is shirtless meth head riding a stolen bike down the i-5 in california tier.


fuck off cunt this aint true plenty of us are good upper class and intelligent mates with an interest in the arts, history, philosophy and general culture.

Only times I ever ran into anyone from Australia was at bars, maybe I've just been talking to drunk Aussies slurring

>nah I am a working class bogan you dumb cunt


not even being ashamed of ya nigger tier convict routes even tho a lot stole to survive the lower blood is a shame.

>Go suck bong cock you fag

fuck off I dislike most bongs but hey their upper class accents can be okay but mixed with Aussie it is perfect.

>*looks you up and down*

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I aint faggot I just talk like this online cause I am an Aussie

>liberal fuckheads make me feel guilty to be white
found the american that doesn't get he's in opposite land

>Stop splitting hairs, you are an Anglo nation, regardless of what genetic infusions you may have had.

coarse m8 but to call me an anglo would be a bit of an stretch the avergae anglo is also a mix but I have had a more resent mixture of german and irish couple hundred years back and we have always married irish and germans so I aint full anglo.

Aat what faggot?

first of all you sound like a fag
secondly, if americans wanted a real idea of what australia is like then they should just picture china

Fucking truth?
>Fucking retarded

>Only times I ever ran into anyone from Australia was at bars
LMAO!

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>first of all you sound like a fag

shut the fuck up faggot I will shuv you into my wombats pouch

>secondly, if americans wanted a real idea of what australia is like then they should just picture china

fu..fuck it aitn true fuck off

fuck off faggot

Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.

Do your part and help a bogan out.

Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.

Australians are an important part of Jow Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.

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>What makes Australians so fucken retarded?
You are descendants of thieves, rapist and pederasts.

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me too

well thanks mr finland will never forget you

Smw mate I did the same thing 5 years ago the only cunts I met I didn't like was the two Aussie mates I went with
Can't wait to get out of here.
Aussies who have never travelled don't know how fucking boring it is here the night life is non existent my local dies down at 10pm ffs Europe it never shuts and the internet here fucking sucks no jobs everything's also insanely expensive much more so than eu/us

Absolutely agree.

The fact that Labor is still even a party, should really be an indicator as to the state of our society's value system.

Lay off the petrol, abbo

so, mexico seems funnier.

mexico has the med race, we are better than you nord cuck.

his words were wise
have an honorary cork hat

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cry more libtard

When I was unemployed I spent too much time on here and became all "much white race" and "much Aussie heritage".

Then when I got a job and went back to interacting with average Australians all day every day, all I can say is fuck this country and the cunts that live in it.

Proud be to ignorant, extremely entitled (the men just as much as the women), stupid (like can't plan for retirement on 160k a year). I hope the Chinese completely colonise this place, we truly don't deserve anything better.

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Nord cuck? Please I'm a fucking euromutt

6 (male) Aussies kill themselves a day mate no joke strayas facken facked

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you inherited the almighty cuckoldry of anglos. sad.