72 hours after falling down the stairs

Senpai says i shouldn't go to the doctor unless there's swelling. This is 72 hours after I fell, but the bruise just keeps getting worse.

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... That was supposed to say "senpai" as in my family. Anyway, here's the bruise two days ago.

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Not sure what you think a doctor is going to do... “yep, that’s a bruise”... “that’ll be $5999”...

Thats how bruises work. They get worse over a few days. The reason you go when it swells is because you might have broken something or bruised the bone and they will need to do xrays.
Dont go just because your bruise looks gnarly.

Bruises get worse before they get better. In some cases, they can look fucking horrific if they're in the right place, like right above the achilles tendon; they'll look fairly benign on day one, but after a day or two, the entire back of the ankle, all the way down to the heel, will be bruised. This is because the blood that forms the bruise just happens to spread that way.

Honestly this doesn't look bad. And there's really nothing in that region that could be a serious injury. That's certainly not a hernia and you didn't break your hip. I don't think you're hemophilic or you'd probably be dead by now.

You got a girl butt. Smooth like baby skin.

Cool, I think I can see the edge of the stair imprinted in your butt.

Please just go to a doctor than fill Jow Forums with more health related topics which absolutely zero of us are qualified to talk about.

Also if you're in the US, just bite the bullet and go!

Normally I'd agree with this, but it's literally a bruise. This is how bruises work. Jesus.

Yeah it’s cancer...

How qualified do you need to be to diagnose a bruse?

There is no bullet to bit, Obamacare and Medicaid exist for the poor.

nice butt

Thanks, bros. I feel better knowing how bruises work. ;w;

Why do you have girl butt. Where are your hairs

That's rugburn from getting fucked hard on carpet.

Just come clean OP. We all know you either like men, pegging or both.

make sure you rub it, it'll look worse but it goes away faster. hell lemme rub it for you kukuku

I bet he has a pink butthole

That's because I do have a girl butt.

Hey now, y'all are scaring off the only twink in this thread.

I have a hairy butt. I have pubes longer than my flaccid penis.

proof am grill

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what a cute boy

You fucked up

EF?

>hey everyone i'm a girl here's my butt lol

not unappreciated but this is Jow Forums not /soc/

Tits is enough. The face is not expected. Lets see that butthole please?

Oh yeah, forgot where I was for a moment

Lol retard, your telling op too go too the doctor for a bruise. Not even a bruise in a place where they could've fucked something up

TITS OR GTFO

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Swear to god you look like this girl I knew from college. Probably just the glasses though.

At this angle, the bruise won't fit in the same frame as tiddies, so no dice :/

Went to college in MN, if that helps

Gonna have to repeat this I guess:
Whenever you think to yourself, "should I go see a doctor about this?," the answer is always, always 'Yes'. None of us here are qualified and even if we were it would still be our responsibility to tell you to go see a doctor in person because doctors are barred from making remote diagnosis (due to how terribly inaccurate they can be).

I'm a doctor and need to have a good sideview of the bruise including the butt to judge the damage better

Kek. Yeah you're not her. Too bad.

>doctors are barred from making remote diagnosis
False. You have no idea how the law works. Most states permit telemedicine to a significant degree now, and I know almost no doctors who won't give a generalized opinion on stupid shit like this. The few who actually get all bent out of shape are fresh graduates and people who actually panic about medical malpractice.

Can I get a look at the opposite buttock for comparison? I need to see what uh... nominal... uh... cheekery... appears to be.

And what do you really think a doctor is going to say? “That’s a bruse”... you realize there are actual sick people waiting to see doctors because idiots like you tell everyone with a mosquito bite or a bruse to see a doctor.

They do get worse. I was beaten in the head once (don't ask) and fell down. My bruises on my body looked fucking terrible 3 days after than they did when I just got them.

Yeah that's a huge ass bruise you got there but it will heal.

You're probably too young to remember Terry Schiavo and why not making a remote diagnosis on selected pictures or clips is not a thing responsible doctors do. Telemedicine is a significantly different issue and attempting to conflate them is dishonest.

>huge ass bruise

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Liability is a thing when offering advice, even on a semi-anonymous internet imageboard. If you're prepared to entertain a summons because your advice kills someone and their next of kin pursue you, by all means proceed.

You literally have no clue what you're talking about dude. Nine out of ten doctors out there will throw out an opinion. Ten out of ten will do it if the person in the picture isn't listening. They may try to insert some disclaimers into it, but they'll still point out shit.

You have never known an actual doctor if you think every little bruise, mosquito bite, scraped knee, or skinned elbow is a medical emergency requiring someone to immediately visit a physician.

Thank you. Now fuck right the fuck off out of here with your opinion that was not solicited and is not appreciated.

Pls op more butt photos

Fuck you and the cunt you came out of...

An opinion isn't a diagnosis, which is I'm sure an opinion offering doctor would point out.

Nor did I ever say anything about medical emergencies, just that if someone thinks that maybe they should see a doctor, they should. Whether that is emergency care, urgent care, or an appointment with their primary practitioner was completely unspecified.

It'll be sore for a few days, but you'll notice it go down eventually. If it gets progressively worse or that something doesn't feel right, go to the doctor.

>Liability is a thing when offering advice, even on a semi-anonymous internet imageboard
it's literally not

Usually doctors are just a case of call up, get a time, walk over there, pop in and have a chat, you'll get nothing/prescribed mediation/referred to a specialist or whatever, then unless you're dying you just go home. Kind of like a dentist.

Obviously if costs money... do more internet research I guess.

Thanks, man. I appreciate the actual advice. You're a chill dude, bro.

Sorry, that was rude to other people who gave advice as well. I apologize if I offended any of you.

an elephant or a snake

In cases of bruise, you should first bring cold to a damaged place, then some warm. Also qt butt

Op are you to post your butt again or what

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Still waiting for OP to give the comparison pic of the opposite buttock. We need to confirm there's no swelling. This is best done by seeing the unaffected buttock.

Ayyyy yeah

This was better when we were talking about butts.

Or Pepe head and arm (missing hammer).

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Resounding this.

Yeah OP put a link to a /soc/ thread and whore it up, I like your ass.

>dat ass
>8-E

What?

It's just a bruise. There's literally nothing vital in your butt. Leave it alone and you'll get better.

Hey now, there's plenty that's vital in that fine butt.

id tell you to go to the doc but you're probably american and that means ruining your life in debt

You might have to go to the doctor, but just in case you should post more pics so we can get a better understanding.

Yeah we need to see if it shook anything up in between the cheeks, dangerous stuff

Paramedic here.
Not that I'm qualified to diagnose your condition or anything, but from what I could tell by the pictures you posted, you should alright.

Go to the doctor if it swells up significantly because you might need to get it drained. Discoloration otherwise isn't a major concern. Expect it to turn a yellow tint as it heals.

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>Expect it to turn a yellow tint as it heals.
This.

Also, don't you think OP should return here soon to show us how the healing is progressing? I think we have a right to know at this point. It's in her best interests.

Too gay for me.

Oh of course. Why do you think I lurk on this site?

Thank you for posting picture of face was worried that it was a cute butt that might belong to a man pretending to be girl.

Who else /bruisedbutt/ here?

Hey, sorry for not checking back in for a while. Been busy with homework. Anyway, here's a photo I took a few minutes ago. I think the green might fade to yellow, so hopefully it'll start healing soon.

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It looks like a helicopter, but instead of blades it just has a dick.

south east IL?

We're going to need to take a look at the hole

nah bitch is like 15

Why do girls post naked pictures on Jow Forums so easily? Especially with face in it

Attention

I want to lick that freckle

I thought it was a guy, goddamn you're flat

Come on you exhibitionist roastie, show us some ass.

gape bungus pls

Thats pretty much what we're here for, OP

Yeah, that's healing. It'll be tender for a while but nothing unusual.

Medic of 8 years retired... I recommend Epsom salt soaks in warm water and some kind anvil or some thing to help with the pain and any swelling.. If the swelling dose not go away in 64 hours just shy of 3 days go to your doctor as there may be some thing wrong.. if it got down stay soaking for a week or so and keep away from any more impacts on the site... Also watch out for any really bad discoloration of the skin, yellow black and blue are ok but light purple and green id go to the dr if seen,,, hope this helps ya out

Put heat on it to make the blood circulate better