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Your Father/Brother/Someone send you that image as part of a hilarious display of self-mockery, not 'anti-self'.

You would never have imagined your co-worker to feel targeted by this private joke, but as it happened you want to hear from her what 'triggered' her so you may avoid such misunderstandings in the future,

>interacting with women at work in the United States on anything other than an emotionless, dry, professional interaction

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Gonna have to bring in ejaculate cup cakes.

Sorry guys. Here is the image.

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Lauren’s sister really is a raging whore.

Why would you voluntarily talk to any woman in your workplace, ever? Don't you know the rules? Eyes down/averted. Speak when spoken to. Keep to work topic at hand. Never under any circumstances talk about personal matters with any woman at your work. Ever. That mistake is on you.

LOL

ohh you're fucked

Just tell them you are Jewish, problem solved

I hope they fuck BBC

>caving into her throwing a tantrum and not just claiming she has no right to demand to see what's on your phone
>getting into an even worse situation because of it
you deserve everything coming
sage

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...and that's a good thing.

Was she jewish? If I have to go back to wagecucking to survive, I'm going to try to find a job that lets me work from home.

Oh god memes are real, you know what to do lad. They remove you, remove them

kek
she's probably just upset that the goyim know and they have to shut it down

>Had anyone else been in a situation like this?

Hey OP, do you recall her making anti-white statements to you?

Anything racist against you?

Now is the time to think back....

Sounds like she's racist against white people. You need to nip this in the butt immediately and let your (((HR))) department know of the anti-white racist statements she made.

Isn't your mother a reporter for a major news outlet, OP? I bet (((HR))) wouldn't like it if she were to report on the anti-white racism coming out of your company.

Fuck I heard that can be cause for jail time in America

What's wrong with that? It shows your lord and savior blessing his light through the internet and causing pain to a white, cisgendered, heteronormative, patriarchy supporting male?

kek

Lol RIP your job faggot

lel... I was on the phone outside and made a joke about Jews going after the Hamas flagpole IED because it was gold, and some faggot walked right by. Report me, IDGAF, I’m “Jewish” and self-deprecating humor is a cornerstone of my identity.

Just tell them you don’t know what the fuck she is talking about. Make sure the picture is deleted and try not to act too nervous

why would you have such antisemitic imagery saved on your phone user?

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Because he's a larping faggot.

This ya done fucked up OP

Your Whatsapp downloads any photo sent to and your friend sent you this when you asked him if you could suck his childs foreskin.

>she started becoming upset and raised her voice a bit and a few co workers looked over
you're such a weakling
don't ever call yourself a man it's offending to me

>talking to people at work
first mistake
>talking to women at work
second mistake
>showing anything about your daily life
third mistake

I mean the list goes on and on, I guess this is your first job.

Just saved to my phone.

This, I dont talk to women at work rarely have. My current job has 0 women, just customers I dont really care to talk to them other than baseless shit. Do not befriend them if they say shit. Your dog? OP you are a moron. Also go full NEET if they fire you and drown the system go welfare disability NEETbux and show that bitch whose boss. Drain her taxes kek

Yeah you fucked up, OP. These whores are foaming at the mouth for white blood. You're going to be a sacrificial victim for their ((((anti-racist narrative))).

Tell her to stfu and mind her own business it's your phone you can do what you want with it man up. If everyone maned up in situations like this we wouldn't be in this mess.

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What if you deleted the image then flat out denied it.

Then it's he-said-she-said. Not saying you still won't get fired but then it costs her something as you are basically calling her a liar and raising doubt about her. Also anyone who doesn't want to fire you can say that they don't believe her rather than that they think it's ok not to fire you for having an antisemetic pic.

You do realize the HR keeps a permanent record on you that they pass from company to company.

Your best bet it to become self employed now. Get yourself ready for the American Civil War of 2021.

Edit it quick. Make it Jesus and you can still be saved, she made a mistake, its not what you think etc

Just delete the image and go into a “where’s the evidence” situation

>a co-worker saw and reported an “antisemetic image”
Use the old standby
>Um, my grandmother is jewish, you asshole

You can't collect unemployment in many states if they fire you.

However, OP may work in a state where "workers rights" are a thing. He might be able to shame them on social media and cause damage to their reputation for their anti-white racism.

Beccause he's LARPing

remove image from your phone, tell HR she is a liar and that you caught her stealing pens or something like that.

>2018
>working at a place that has HR department

I sincerely wish gentlemen such as yourself don't comport themself in such a manner.

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why didn't you just profusely apologize for keeping your research on anti-semitic hate groups online in your main image folder on your phone? idiot

Usually if they fire you, you can collect UE, if you quit you can't.

Kek just tell your boss that this image shows that ((they)) are the chosen people from god and the ebil white man can't stand it

Also, have you looked at the social media profiles of your co-worker who tried to get you in trouble? Have you googled her name?

What information is out there that you can use against her?

You do realize that anti-white is still racism and you have grounds to fight back.

Serves you right for working in an office. Offices are infested with feminazis, libtards, onions boys and other degenerates. Consider it a blessing, get a trade, get out working in the real world and be a real man, not some automaton who's life achievement will be a fancy Excel spreadsheet macro to calculate this quarter's profit/loss.

Assuming you aren't a liar, just say you're a jew.

If need be start wearing a skull cap at work for appearances.

>getting fired for a image on your phone
what levels of gommie faggotry is your country on

meh just deny everything you weak fag.
White taqiyya is the only way we are going to survive. It is going to get a hell of a lot worse.
They will start imprisoning us soon.

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> Sorry guys. Here is the image.

Just say nothing. Whatever they say, tell them that they are being "emotionally abusive and that you're removing yourself from this hostile situation" and walk out.

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That guy could be anyone. Say its an Italian janitor (Or whatever nationality you are). Or it looked like tour Uncle so you saved ot to send on his birthday or anything. The average Joe doesn't know about brackets or merchant memes.
Or delete it and say she's lying. It was a pic of a guy sitting in the Sun and she is trying to sabotage you.They aren't going to get a crack team of 5 searching your phone records over an accusation.

Lie your way out, faggot
>Oh my friend sent that to me on whatsapp. He's autistic, but don't worry, he's getting counselling

I'm confused. What is wrong with having an anti-Semitic image on your phone?

Depends on the state. Some states won't allow you to collect unemployment if you're fired.

Best bet is to say she said some anti-white racist things to you and fight back. If that stupid cunt went to HR....good chance her social media profiles are filled with anti-white racist shit.

Threaten HR to expose this cunt and her anti-white racism if they try to fire you. Fight fire with fire.

Shouldn't have shown her but at this point just delete it and download a much more benign one and say that's what she saw. She'll obviously deny but it's your word to hers.

why cant we just kill all women in the work place? shit like this drives me up the fucking wall.

Top kek rip in peace your job faggot

Say them that you are a jew.
You've spent enough time to convience non-jews about you being one.
They won't dare to accuse you of being anti-semite, if you are already a jew.

>interacting with women
>ever
Better polish up that resume kid, you're fucked

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Hahaha, too good. Atleast it was a funny one.
Pretty good advice desu.

Tell them you're writing an article for BuzzFeed or Cracked.

Huehuehue

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Does she go out with your co-workers after work or on the weekends?

Chances are she gets drunk....chances are she gets behind the wheel of a car to drive home after a few drinks.

Sure would be a shame is someone called "911" to report a legitimate drunk driver on the road. Even 1 beer can cause a female to be legally intoxicated.

You do have options, OP...just need to be creative in getting your revenge.

Fuck starting to panic a bit and might just delete the picture. If there’s no evidence then hopefully they just let It slide and it’s he said vs she said.

I think another idea would be to photoshop the image and replace it with a bee from bee movie or just a yellow screen and remove/replace the Jew. I would have to do that on my computer at work and people would see.

Fuck just going to delete it

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pay the price of your stupid mistakes. you should have listened, women are always bad news, especially as coworkers.

This image makes my dick uncomfortable.

Easy.

Claim to be a worshiper of Judaism, and that image was a meme of your uncle Moshe Shekelburg.

Counter complain to HR; this woman is antisemitic and tried to get you fired once she seen you were Jewish and had Jewish images on your phone. Tell them you're suffering from PTSD because your grandpa died in the holohoax and now you can't go back to work feeling safe while she is working there. Suggest you may file a police report for hate crime unless HR acts.

Buy and read SJWs always lie. Do it right now before you enter the meeting.

good point. i claime to be jewish all the time. get free shit too. dissapointing shit like minoras and matza, but sheeet, its free.

just tell him it's just fun. Even the son of Netanyahu posts antisemitic images.
jpost.com/Israel-News/Netanyahus-son-lashes-out-via-internet-again-504620

I would also ask, why it is his business what pics you have on your private phone. Has US become as Stasi-like as Germany or what?

good luck user

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This is the best response....fight fire with fire.

You're Jewish, OP. Your family members died in the horrible holohoax and you are now finding it unable to fall asleep at night because you feel that the female coworker who """reported you""" is an anti-semite.

>getting accused by a wahmen at work
RIP. Shit happened to me too (although the accusation was entirely fabricated, she just didn't like me)
HR will fire you because it's the safest bet. Will likely fill your position with a minority or genderqueer.

why the fuck would you scroll back you faggot? Who cares how loud she reeee'd you shouldn't have obliged her.

Did she touch you? Think about it.

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Download tons of nazi pugs as your backup plan. Proclaim it’s related to your interest in Dankula’s oppression by the UK gov. She’ll look like a retard for being offended.

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it would be fucking hysterical if you went to HR with her and showed this image after she described what she saw

Delete it and then casually play it down. Just say you had some pics for fun unrelated to work, who cares, it's all silly, you deleted it because it's not a big deal

>but sheeet, its free.
Are you sure you're not jewish?

I purged my phone memory of all the quotes I'd collected a while back because I was worried about this happening.

Don't really mind but some of them were quite good.

Gank her in the night for all her sht, pop her tyres, key her car and let every person you know, know what a miserable sobby cunt sht is

>scrolling through pics
I don't let anyone scroll through the pictures I have on my phone and neither I scroll through them in front of others.

What a bro.

Show up in a kippa.

this.
or just claim someone probably sent it in a whatsapp group and you have autodownload on while connected to wlan

Have you tried deleting your phone?

FUCKING LOL

>Dankula
>oppressed
>not a LITERAL Hitlersatan
M8, let's not turn this rape into a murder. Do you want them to jail him as well?

Do it OP you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

TELL THEM YOURE PART JEWISH!
user, I am 20% Jewish and I can get away with bashing the Jews anytime I want. Those zionist loving fucks can’t do shit to you if you claim you’re partially Jewish and that you’re allowed to talk shit about your own people. You need to be assertive and dead serious when you make this statement, it might help to share a small and non inflammatory fact about Jews while you’re at it. Such as the fact about 33% of the SCOTUS is Jewish despite being less than 3% of the pop. Or you can talk about Jewish nepotism at harvard under Kagan, where she basically exclusively hired Jews and no one else. Fuck those faggot op, you should be allowed to have any fucking picture you want on your phone as long as it’s not cp.