Liberal NPCs literally need a chat bot to teach them what to say in a conversation. This shit is unreal

Post the link to the chatbot, I wanna talk to based grandpa

this t b h famalam we wuz communashun n sheit just fine my fellow cuck underrated post kek

It's literally in the OP you brainlets

There's a conservative option for the bot

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I don't want to give NY Semit clicks

I have exceeded my (((monthly free articles))) on that site.

>Our political attitudes and beliefs are intertwined with our most basic human needs – needs for safety, belonging, identity, self-esteem and purpose – and when they’re threatened, we’re biologically wired to respond as if we’re in physical peril.

Citation please

Have you tried deleting your cookies?

My angry uncles are liberals lmao how do I deal with that?

did both the conservative and liberal bot, its not too bad, but its way too narrow. but thats to be expected from US politics. your issues are too split to the point where you are arguing over bullshit. i mean it is ok if youre going into your first political conversation, considering US politics. it has the aim to first listen to the other side, then repeat what they said in order to establish rapport and then proceed with a bullshit argument to make them emotionally agree with you. ofc its kike sophistry, but its good for someone who has never had a political argument

Just trust her she is a psychiatrist

Every fucking time

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I like to pretend to be liberal and then talk in such a manner that emphasizes liberal hypocrisy. Apart from my girlfriend and close friends I dont think anyone has figured out that I am, infact, not liberal.

Its lots of fun.

All commies are good at is seizing our memes.

I tried this if you choose to talk to the liberal you can't disagree. It says bad answer if you disagree

Holy shit i got like 3 questions in and the options they give you as responses make me feel like a huge faggot. Also the >bad choice >good choice is actually npc tier brainwashing.

I simply wouldn't discuss politics with someone if I couldn't get them to express their points clearly and make logical arguments. The most annoying thing is that these people are acting like they are captive to these political discussions. In what planet are they living?

No, but I don't see the left throwing out buzzword insults en masse about how void of thought the opposing side is while just parroting insults from their meme overlords. Who's the real NPCs?

youve grown up in a society where speaking your mind can mean imprisonment or death. i havent. i cannot control myself enough to keep my mouth shit. i envy you in a way, and certainly dont want to live through what made you learn how to keep your mouth shut

Thanks, that actually worked, I wish I hadn't though because this "chatbot" isn't a chatbot, it's basically an interactive novel with retarded boomers that won't even allow you to pick the choice you want.

(((Wrong choice, say THIS, goy)))

Whats that old saying about how politics and religion should not be discussed at the dinner table?

Its just bad manners to bring up anything seriously religious or political.

I’m not even joking I’ve got a cousin who’s a full on SJW and she makes thanksgiving shit for everyone. I wish someone would confront her.

thats why most of us arent good at being politicians. politicians get their support by being the "daddy" to everyone and tirelessly explaining again and again to those who dont have a clear opinion, or cannot express or form it, in order to influence them to their side. its like tard wranglers

It's true, why else do you think libtard roasties scream as if being raped when losing a debate?
The same fight or flight fear response is activated.

You tell those Russian bot nazis!

I just went through this chatbot, and it chastised me for raising any objections to the Uncle's viewpoints. The "correct" answer for the last part was "Did I ever tell you about...?"

Utterly retarded.

No not at all, I spent most of my life in post-apartheid South Africa. I just been doing white collar work for the last 10 years, so keeping a facade of professionalism is something you have to develop. Extending that facade to your political beliefs and maintaining it in social environments isnt hard. Its also lots of fun - mocking someone to their face and not having them realize your are mocking them.

Great! Well, let me tell you something...
We need Medicare for All
Health care is a human right

A-“Rights” are protections, they don’t force some people to pay for other people

B-Are jobs a “right” now? You sound like a Communist

c_O.K., can you tell me more more about that?

What do you say Pol?

because you think that your "retarded uncle who is retarded" will agree with you if you show him facts. youre in Jow Forums ffs, when have you ever succeeded in a conversation with a normie by providing facts?

Only cucks choose C

Whether you choose to talk to the liberal or conservative uncle, it always wants you to ultimately agree with the liberal viewpoint, literal brainwashing

>I spent most of my life in post-apartheid South Africa.
yes thats what i meant. i didnt. i can call anyone a nigger and say that the jews should be gassed

You should probably fuck her.

wow, they're not trying to shove down their opinions down my throat at all

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B if you want to be confrontational, A otherwise. While A is objectively incorrect its close enough.

There is nothing organic about the NPC meme. Just like all the other memes. "Drain the swamp" and "deep state" were both the result of professional meme studies and I would bet money that NPC is too.....wake the fuck up and start thinking for yourselves instead of just parroting other people. It's so sad.
uproxx.com/news/trump-deep-state-drain-the-swamp-cambridge-analytica/

>posting links to jewyork times
Fuck off faggot.
archive.li/GAuS2

this is about people who have never had such conversations. while being argumentative is the right choice when people know what its all about, this is about people who have no idea what its all about. her approach of first listening and then repeating what you heard and then providing a bullshit emotional argument really is what is most effective in such a case

here you go bro
personalityforge.com/chatbot-chat.php?botID=120082

There's no good responses for any of that stuff

D. Make fun of them
>Yeah, definitely should be! England has the same system and its utra-efficient and barely costs them any money at all.

Ill-informed idiots will simply nod their heads because you agreed with them. People who are informed will realize that this statement is untrue - but you are agreeing with them so they wont know how to respond.

No human being should go without health care
just because they can’t afford it

A-Well, how do you think we should fix this issue?

B- But it’s illegal for hospitals to turn people away because they can’t pay

C-If people are too lazy to work, it’s their own fault

Well Pol?

>we recognize lots of positive rights
me: pic related

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The conservative option still leans left

The fucking replies are preselected?

What is this shit? Literal multiple choice programming for literal NPCs.

Why is it always “your racist uncle”? Ever notice that?

Every "right" option is to ask them to tell you more about their beliefs.

What the fuck is this garbage?

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its "angry" in this case and there is a conservative option. ofc you can see their leftist bias, but its better than nothing.

did none read the cycle she described? 1. listen to them. 2. say what they said in other words. 3. resort to bullshit emotional argument.

archive.is/GAuS2

>TFW I'm the angry uncle at Thanksgiving.
I hope to God my commie cousin tries to use a Jew bot against me.

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You know the NPC meme upsets them when they co-opt it, like they did with snowflake

>The correct way to have a conversation with your liberal uncle is to agree with everything he says... or else

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Imagine practicing to argue with family members like a cunt.

the summary at the end. read the summary at the end. its like 3-4-5 questions. and she is right. this article supposes that neither you nor your "angry uncle" are really into politics, as most of her arguments are that "arguments shut down the conversation" (the irony isnt escaped on me), but this really is how it goes with normies. it is a good recipe for an idiot to convince another idiot that the first idiot is right.

The point still stands. Why is it always “your uncle” and not your aunt, your cousin, or your father? Why is it always “your uncle”?

who gives a shit?

If arguing politics isn't a pleasure or hobby of yours, don't bring your bullshit to the table.

Yet, it's still marketed towards the left.
I wonder why.
You might as well not have posted this, but you can't know that because you're retarded

I remember last thanksgiving (or maybe 2016) there were argument placemats being sold for libs to argue with. The arguments were less than stellar.

you have a movement that literally wore a cunt-hat. you know this will never be followed as a rule

I give a shit because there’s more to this than just arguing with family. They’re already influencing your perspective before you even start arguing.

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This thread is just making me miss Tay.

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put the most white trash rural meth faced hick against any college graduate leftist and ask both to give a succint opinion on a single social policy or issue and watch the leftists eyes roll back into their head and start speaking in tongue like the scripted retards they are

So I can use this link to have a good time talking to a bro tier chatbot, right?

>what are "tactics" and how do they affect me?

thats not news for anyone. if there was a picture with the article it would inevitably be of the black lawyer with is liberal girlfriend and her cuck husband, trying to convince the racist war veteran father of said husband about how he should support his sons castration. still, this isnt the subject of the conversation.

love how they've been promoting the "racist uncle" stereotype in recent years.

wow NYTthanks for telling me how to think and say scripted shit! the best part is that you ask how the person doing right now in the economy and of course it just says "not that great" lmao

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No, it's 5 scripted questions and you're only allowed to pick their (((correct))) answers.

Based and redpilled

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I think we should stop talking to liberals. It’s a waste of time.

so it's not even practice, it's just learning a script? yikes.

It doesn’t work because memes have to be based on truth in order to have that ZINGer moment

nigger

and then be told that you should avoid argument, listen to the other side, repeat what they said, and then tell them about a bullshit personal experience, which invalidates everything they have thought or experienced. sad thing is that it works

this is so unrealistic. it seriously expects that everyone is doing shit in this economy.

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>great actually i just got another bonus from the boss
>how are you feminist dance therapy courses going, sunshine-moonflower-fluttershy?

You don't know what right is. You assume right is giving to you from someone/thing.

It might be the case in Europe idk.

Angry liberal uncle: master debater with perfect arguments

Angry conservative uncle: dumb poor yokel who watches fox news

seriously. i got a fat raise and saved about 6k from the tax cuts. anyone following this script will be fucked.
gonna try lib now

Whatever you do, don't let the discussion get to actual facts and figures.

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D. Weak People die. This is good. They don't breed and make the species weaker.

This is dumb. Listen to their beliefs, but challenging them to justify their beliefs is what you should be doing. Be that annoying kid who asks, "Why?" or "How?" to everything.

>anyone following this script will be fucked.
if they are cocky and expect to know what the answers of the "angry uncle" are, yes. if they really listen to him and then repeat it in their own words, and then flat out lie about a personal experience, provided none of the parties involved are too much into politics, they stand a reasonable chance of getting the uncle to shut up or rethink his position

Cant even come up with your own memes what a fucking brainlet loser. Make sure to read your guide on how to talk to people you absolute tool.

these are the worst arguments i've ever heard

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Absolutely 100% based and redpilled