Do not ask us about our laptops

She needs a secret one so she can flirt with other guys on social media without your knowledge. There's nothing wrong with women (but not men) "shopping around" for a better deal while in a relationship.

One for work, another for pleasure

Women can't into VMware

What the actual fuck, now that you actually mentioned it, many females in my surroundings have multiple laptops. At school and at work, its really fucking weird, never noticed until now

What a stupid fucking article.

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Okay, I'll admit, I'm curious. Anyone who needs 2 laptops would probably just have one laptop and a great desktop computer. Who needs 2 laptops and why?

I guess that makes sense but I just keep all my private shit on the same laptop I work on. Are employers doing mandatory laptop checks or something?

Ordering drugs online is best done through a disposable computer. Only legitimate reason.

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Indicative that only men ask rational questions?
And that women answer sensible questions with; "just because, alright, jesus get off my back!"

Link?

One that's above board and one's that's a torrent machine
Who are these women with two laptops instead of two tablets?

You relize we monitor eveything on your company laptop right? There is no expectation of privacy you fucking brainlet. It's not your laptop.
t. Corporate IT

>the absolute state of Jews

Why the fuck do women buy more laptops than PCs in the first place? Laptops suck in terms of performance, airflow, and replaceability if something malfunctions. You'd need to up the price a lot to get a laptop with the same performance and specs as a PC.

*news

What are you supposed to do once the desktop is full ?
It's not fair, women have 27% smaller screens because men keep the bigger laptops to watch rape porn all day.

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Tails. Also nice trips.

It's my laptop I just work on it. I've never had a company laptop.

Sounds like some roastie was doing something retarded, so she's trying to pretend it's some grand struggle for equality and fighting the pate.

Because women don't need the performance and are always on the move.

I have like 20 laptops. And carry around two most of the time.
Always carry a spare.

I purposely leave little fuck you notes hidden away on my company computer just for fags like you to find

Then you don't have 2 laptops, you idiot.

I'm fairly certain this isn't an article. Search the headline yourself, it doesn't show. Ya'll are stupid.

One for looking like she's working
And the other for
Searching for Tyrone's BBC

Why does anyone need five cars?

t. owns 4 laptops and 2 towers

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Personal device? Retard Mohammad

I don't understand why you wouldn't just buy more hard drives if you need space. There's meaningful differences between cars I understand, but computers are pretty linear in terms of quality so I don't know why you'd want a bunch of them.

I guess because some people don't want to use desktop PC with multiple monitors.

You think im some service desk monkey? You're better off hiding your hate notes in packets.

What kind of company? We didn't monitor anything when I used to work in IT.

We're talking about having two personal devices, you retarded mutt. Nobody would wonder about someone having a personal and a corporate laptop.

Because private browsing is too confusing for the female psyche

>2 personal laptops
>2 work laptops
>2 towers

Oh shit, is this really what this meme is about, females just filling up their desktop and just moving onto a new laptop when it's full?

I personally have 5 laptops, but mostly because when they are out of date I just buy another one without disposing of the old ones. I don't use them anymore unless I want to do some random tests on them or install potentially harmful software.

In my case it's because I couldn't bring myself to get rid of old ones when I upgraded. For better or worse, I have the hoarder gene.

>1 laptop is the one I use
>1 laptop lives in a box under my bed, haven't touched it in years, runs XP
>2 laptops are sitting on a shelf because I was gonna put SSDs in them but never got around to it

>1 tower I built myself around the end of '16 and I still use it
>1 tower was given to me by a rich teacher who put a wirus on it and said if I could fix it I could have it

Any publicly traded company these days takes security pretty seriously and you can gaurentee that every device and its https traffic is being monitored through proxies with corporates certificates. We see all.

Well this fake article from op doesn't say shit about that.

oh yeah I'm in sort of the same boat then, I have two old laptops that I need to get rid of but never have. that's not really the same as using two regularly for some reason.

Wait, you said you monitor what's on the laptop. Now you're saying you're capturing packets. Are you looking at the laptop or network traffic? Why such an unambitious LARP?

>Jews
>News
Same thing

>implying this is anything but an udder travesty
I bet you don't even believe that whyte pipo love touching bix nood weev

MUH VAGINA

THANKS FOR THE LINK OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS PLACE IS GREAT

Part of me (again, hoarder gene) believes that one day I can cannibalize those old machines for parts. I replaced the hard drive in the second tower with one from a salvage box and sometimes I use it for vidya servers or other low power shit.

twitter.com/i/events/1064924541984460800

SOURCE

The only thing that makes sense to me is she wants to have a laptop with no networking etc for working on an AI in case it goes rokos basilisk on her.

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Everything brainlet. Jesus you're fucking stupid if you think you can only monitor 1 aspect of a device.

>twitter.com/i/events/1064924541984460800
Holy shit, do these dumb niggers even know what a linux live USB is? There is no reason to carry 2 laptops.

For multitasking of course. alt+tab is confusing.

Cheating. Like 2 cell phones.

"Amber Roberts
@AstronomerAmber
Of course you can have two environments, and use AWS or your preferred cloud computing site. I had both laptops bc one was new (with AI work) and one was old (with Astro work). The point is I don’t owe that explanation to anyone, especially someone talking down to me"

it sounds like she's using one as External HD >

Alright guys, $10 says "her" last name ends in Berg, Burg or Stein.

because i have enough problems fixing the one that she keeps screwing up.

kek

One for facebook, one for Twitter.

This makes it worse.

How can you know anything about AI and not know what computers are capable of? And the dumb bitch even goes on with stupid tags like #girlpower #girlsaresmart and

burgers, thaks for the daily entertaiment

"Scientist shares"

Is there gender bias scientists?? Or just fat girls in xxl lab coats? You decide.

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They do very serious science stuff.

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for that matter, there's very little reason for most people to carry 1 laptop if they have a smartphone. But I guess sitting by yourself typing away on a MacBook doesn't look as lame as sitting by yourself staring at your phone.

Couldn't someone just install an encrypted Linux partition with a 48 charcter randomly generated key?

I'm calling sexism next time someone asks why I have multiple guns.

>Asking a law abiding citizen why he needs multiple AR-15s is indicative of kikery, scientist shares

Computers are backdoored at the hardware level these days, wouldn't be surprised if large corporations were implementing some type of (((security chips))) in the laptops they lease that, for example, log your keystrokes without the operating system even being able to detect it.

I am currently cleaning out a ton of old computer crap. I have saved most of it thinking I could use it some day for something.. I was wrong. All's it's done is take up space.

As far as laptops, I have 3. One is just for travel and low level stuff like surfing. If I lose it, or it gets rained on, stolen, etc, I don't really care.
Another is also a travel computer, much faster, but larger, heavier has a huge touch screen. Obnoxious to bring into a restaurant just to surf while eating or return e mails.
Then I have a regular every day one that is expensive enough to leave a mark if it got lost, stolen, etc. That one just goes between work and home. Also a large touch screen, but I have several docking stations set up for it.

That doesn't count all the laptops and desk tops for work, nor does it count anything for the house or kids.

I'm a actual neckbeard with 3 self-built linux boxes (2 desktops, one HTPC), a stack of 5 geriatric laptops to play with distros on, a main laptop running Ubuntu. 2 routers; one running openWRT and the other running Tomato. A Freescale Arm7 running Arch as a router/firewall (do this and never experience game lag again), and a RasberryPi I'm attempting to make act as a programmable thermostat. And don't get me started on smartphones.

I can appreciate the sentiment in OP's image. It's no business of yours how many computers I 'need'. Because they're mine you commie.

Women have two laptops because they have 0 desktops. All real men have a desktop computer.

Wirus my scammer hating negro

She can have as many laptops or smartphones as she wants, but they will all be keylogged or cloned

t: control freak

Is there an epidemic of men asking women why they have two laptops?

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> It's no business of yours how many computers I 'need'. Because they're mine you commie.

This

I have 2 self built linux boxes, 1 self built windows box, 1 windows dell desktop, 4 linux boxes, a smartphone and a tablet. I don't own a laptop because they are fucking toys and don't understand why anyone would need 2.

Confirmed. Am real man and I have a desktop. But I also have 3 laptops.

Yeah but you dont go write blog articles about someone asking you about them, you tell em to fuq off and go about your day like a normal same logical human. But not this bitch. She felt stupid in that moment when someone saw through her emperors clothes. So she retaliated by lashing out later in a version invented in her head that let her win. We all do it to some degree but I think npc normies cant realize that they are using coping mechanisms. It's the lack of self awareness again. Always.

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Good to know that Women being too dumb to open incognito mode or delete browsing history when they cheat is a universal trait.

Wtf am I looking at?

She's a scientist guys!

Only real job has been girl coding a movie recomendation site, probably the UI, and as a STEM for Girls pimp.

linkedin.com/in/amber-roberts42

>takes security pretty seriously
installing misconfigured spyware, mitm ssl attack on proxy while checking traffic with "omnipotent" antivirus and five eyes(advanced threat prevention cloud services - i.e. mossad) can ber hardly called taking security seriously, luckily most of the IT staff is incompetent and cannot find in the needle in the haystack....but they will specifically fuck you up if they want to so pretending to be normie while using corporate devices is no brainer.

tldr:corporate security is a joke, but don't be a moron.

Now that you mention it I saw sloots studying with a laptop and an ipad at the same time.

The chick is an astrophysicist and AI Expert programmer, she created Space X and Neuralink.
Wait, no that was a guy, nm.

Then why specify packets you fuckwit?

They're too stupid to figure out removable memory. They'll fill up one computer with dumb music, selfies, and copies of dumb chick flicks then not know they can buy a removable hard drive or memory sticks, so they think they need a whole new computer. Half their memory is also probably spam and cookies because they don't know about security software or deleting unneeded stuff.

Whoa very very cool gif my friend. Mind if I save?

>scientist shares
Why do leftists and feminists love "science" so much (bill nye fags, etc)?

>I can appreciate the sentiment in OP's image. It's no business of yours how many computers I 'need'. Because they're mine you commie.
She was talking about airport security. Their fucking job is to go through passengers' stuff and ask weird questions.

Because they're dumb. It's why women are more religious than men are.

OMG WE JUST TOLD YOU THAT YOU CANT ASK

I think I can see the thought process. Men will ask a woman about why she needs two laptops and be critical of that more often than they'll question a man having two laptops. The brain dose this thing where men do strange things for good reason while women are dumb.

It's a joke.