User up for HR execution in 2hrs: Jesus Saves edition

You can put ## in front of your name field to generate a secure tripcode, then nobody could imitate you.

As soon as they see the merchant they will start yelling at him regardless of excuses. Its like you have even talked to a liberal before. There is no moderate measure when dealing with those idiots.

>nobody could imitate you
Nobody except for the elite hacker known as Jow Forums. Hopefully he doesn't show up ITT.

>delete it from your phone
>say none of this happened

What can she do to prove it happened?
Fucking brainlets

This, male humor is reserved for current day man, two scoops, and cuck ck

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OP needs to either tell them it's none of their business, or appeases them. Either way, it's not good. At best, he appeases them, and can continue to work...but unlikely to be promoted.

>hr and women need proof to condemn
Sweetie..

Damn old thread reached the limit and can’t put it in there.

Yes you can, it's only at page 9.
Do it there, I'll prove you are you if you do.

>OP needs to either tell them it's none of their business, or appeases them. Either way, it's not good. At best, he appeases them, and can continue to work...but unlikely to be promoted.
At the very least he deserves to get fired for being a total fucking dumb ass. WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON ACTING COZY WITH CO WORKERS? WOMEN CO WORKERS ESPECIALLY.

Jow Forums was right again. Should have never done it. It is your bed you just shit in OP.

Testing tripcode

Reposting in case op is now itt

VERY IMPORTANT
let her describe the picture first!!!
HR cant deny that the jesus picture was mistaken than!!

hit the trip in previous thread before it archives

I tried but it automatically moves to this new thread

This literally maximizes the keks. And again, best words are related to "jew" and "antisemetic" is the ideal case.

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What kind of work is it? Been their long? Why do you think they are waiting 2 hours rather than talking now, maybe they need time to prepare something?

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This is fucking thought police / 1984 tier wrongthink crime. Incredible. I say give the thot's name and we should patrol her

if he says the pic she saw is the one with jesus, she will call him a lier, it will her word against his. and he is probably an autist who everyone thinks is kinda weird already and has way less social status in the company than her. even if he doesn't get fired, it won't end well

Fired for wrongthink

success

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Just had to change my phone to desktop mode, weird but it made it work

>We
Yeah, if she suddenly got harassed by Muslims from France, she'd totally not go back to HR and say he doxxed her.

>fired for wrongthink
>women
>thinking

>"I study hate groups in my free time online. It's interesting to see what fuels such people."

The fuck is so hard about this.

>Testing tripcode
can confirm is dumb ass OP from other thread. Might as well get new job applications on your way home.

Delete all your images except for a few, clear your browser cache, the pictures you keep are family, friends, and the Jesus one without the parentheses. Tell HR they can check your cell if you want for the picture.

you beat the clock by about 30sec
thank you for this, this is either a nice minor habbening or the best LARP i've seen in years...either way im entertained
Godspeed HRAnon

>>"I study hate groups in my free time online. It's the only way I can achieve an erection these days."

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Ecw! Ecw! Ecw!

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OP, are you:
-gay
-retarded
-nonWhite
??????????

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>Getting all fired up because of a LARP
kys
He's not a dumbass, but if he hadn't done it, he would not had a story to tell

How can you get in trouble for something thats on your phone?

Also you could play ignorant, and say it's a cartoon that looks like your loud uncle. Then she'd look like the anti-semite for saying it's a jew.

See
Say you're doing research because you always toy with the idea of writing an ebook.

>"I usually start researching and then move on to something else though. I guess I'm not so much of a writer as I like the thought of being one. I get an idea for one, like writing a book about socially divisive online communities, and it never really goes anywhere."

>phoneposter
shut up im shitting

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>even if he doesn't get fired, it won't end well
This. IMO best for OP to refuse to show management his phone. At least they'll know he's not a push over.

Women don't want control....THEY ARE BEGGING MEN TO!

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Quick rundown?

I'm still going to need sauce for pic related

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dis :D. This thot will get BTFO'd when she starts to scream that he as an anti Semitic picture of a jew crawling out of a monitor in yellow light towards a white cartoon character and than it turns out its just jesus enlightening somebody.
God please bait her to make as much as possible mistakes before you show them fugging JESUS.

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>Quick rundown?

just a reminder
otherwise, good luck OP

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Kek

>user being suppressed simply for having memes on his cellphone
>somehow he's the badguy
PC shitheads are so retarded

If she cares enough about Jews to call anti-semite on the original image, she is one.
So, she'll be the loudest she can possibly be.

>need time to prepare that final paykek

doxx the bitch someone will rape her

OP, why aren't you working?
Are you just a nigger?

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post her personal info, everything you can get faggot

She won't be in the room with him. HR' s job is not arbitration between two employees, it is to hear a story, look for video/empirical evidence, and if there is none, hear the other side of the story and then make the least costly decision.

Post the image in question

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Yep that's what i think. The decision has already been made.

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This

>Quick rundown?
HRanon is showing pupperpics to fronthole at work
While scrolling through runs across "anti-semitic" (her words) image which is really research for a paper on hategroups
Realizes he may have revealed too much, as she is a suspected neon-nazi
She is onto him
Spergs out until he shows it to her
Runs to HR to try and get rid of him, believing he may have found her treasure trove of anti-semetic hate memes
Asks Jow Forums for help, since they know a lot about hate groups, and aninnymoose is MASTER RUSSIAN HACKER
Receives ideas for cover story
Receives pics to flip the script on this hate-mongering bitch

HRanon is in direct contact with Vladimir Putin, Sam Hyde, Andrew Anglin, and Kellyanne Conway, and Zombie Elliot Rodgers
HRanon is amassing a clone army of Chad ROBERT-COPS to save america
HRanon has meme mines on mars in conjunction with Elon Musk
HRanon is blessed by the most famous jew of all time, Jesus Christ
HRanon has secret spy recording devices like Batman
HRanon isn't the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need

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How come you are at work yet have so many time to shitpost here and change shit on your phone?
Something's fishy here

praying at my house altar for you, user

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I was talking to OP, leaf

interesting thats very different to our art of dealing with shit. However will they hear her first?

Only fishy thing here is your meme flag, meme flag.

>least costly decision
Women always have the ability to increase the cost. And turfing a woman will have other women ganging up.

The female has OP by the balls. He needs to (respectfully) reject HR's prodding into his phone.

my point still stands, which story will HR believe?

also, think about the risk that they see this thread

Jesus image without echos.

Wipe everything else even slightly dodge. Keep famiy and doggo pics.

If you have or can get a crucifix and put it on. Even better.

Say you'll pray for the hooked nosed sand wagon when you're done and *boom* Bob's your Auntie's husband.

>jesus altar
Cringe

HR isn't smart enough to look for it here. IT also probably has it site-blocked, except for themselves to use.

the good southern

>altar
>at home
What kind of Heretic are you, user?

She will talk to HR, pitch a fit, and they will say "ok, are you sure?" And then they'll give her a form to fill out, by hand most likely, on which she'll probably leave out as much detail as she even provides. That's how the experience has been for me

She's a jew

>That moment you realized you went from being fired by the SJW department to spreading the awareness of Jesus and standing up as man against the system what is bent on destroying us and our families.

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>altar
>at home
>with mary standing above jesus
Spotted the Catholic.

Retards deserve to get fired

praying for u guys too

Careful, the Jew shills on this site hate Jesus and will claim that you are in a "cucked" religion pretending to be us hating "(((them)))" In fact the whole parenthesis code was started by them so we could slowly accept their message Jesus called out the Jews as servants of Satan and they crucified Him They are creating a new world order for Magog, the antichrist, and have been working in the darkness to do so so you just think on the surface without seeing what's happening below

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New to Jow Forums, was the original thread destroyed to avoid HR ever finding out?

We've got a super detective here lads. I'm worried the Pope in Rome is a Catholic too. Can you shed light on this?

this
the catholic always reveals his goddess worship

Don't forget to ruin the reputation of whomever grassed you up.

hahaha (I am laughing)

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Pray that traps, getting on HRT sooner, will have better curves.

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>t. HR

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Based Polandnigger

>orthodox icons
>catholic

I hope you meant the one true holy catholic and apostolic church

When HR asks if you have anti-semetic photo on your photo, ask them what anti-semetic means. get them to tell you that it is anti-jew. Then say, yes i have a sort of anti-jew photo on my phone. 'i guess you could call it anti-semetic, though i never heard it called that way before". Play them along that you are admitting to have this anti-semetic photo, make them think you are a confused guy - they will just think you are a dumb fuck who isn't enlightened about all the lefty crazy hate speech violations.
finally they will ask you to see the photo. when they see the photo, you say, "well i am pretty sure jesus was a jew". Is it ok to have jesus type photos at work???

I am a Traditional Catholic, user. Don't call it an Altar. The only Altar is the one in a parish. Thank you for your prayers.

Yeah, that narrows it down.

Working, will update after meeting

Blessed user

Thanks