What really happened here?
War of 1812
Anthony Ross
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John Reed
Paul Revere was a fucking retard
Elijah Carter
Fuck if I know, they don't even mention it happening over here.
There was something about Canada BTFOing America, burning down the whitehouse and a battle after the war had ended, in New orleans I think.
Chase Hernandez
you tried to fuck with us.
look what happened.
never again.
Alexander Robinson
Majority of native tribes sided with the British and cried like little bitches for the last 205 years because they picked the losing side.
Fuck savages.
Justin Ortiz
What is Canada Man's name?
Michael Watson
you lost your liberty and became a colony again.
Ayden Harris
Kevin Ward
>What is Canada Man's name?
Sgt.Steel .
Luis Powell
Fuckwad americans running thier mouths about "muh gunz" "muh freedom" came up to leaf land thinking we would just roll over. we kicked the everlovin shit out of them, walked down to washington dc, banging the fuck out of all thier wives/daughters, burnt the shitshack their president lived in, and proceeded to to plunder the whole town. When we left thousands of American females accompanied the CHad canadians home! America has never tried that shit again, in fact they have been paying us with free aerospace defence ever since!
tldr: they picked a fight, we beat them up, fucked thier girlfriends, drank thier booze, and they've been giving us thier lunch money ever since!
Angel Scott
>British fucks with American colonies because "They aren't a real sovereign nation, lol"
>America mad
>America burns down Canadian parliaments in fury of British bullshit
>Canada comes to burn down DC
>British tried to invade from the south
>They get their asses kicked
>British tried to naval blockade
>They got their asses kicked
>British comply with 5 of the 7 American victory conditions
>British BTFO forever bitch niggers
Brayden Collins
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John Mitchell
shut up hat.
Landon White
burgers got assraped by canadians
Jonathan Hall
based and redpilled
Cameron Perez
WOW U KNOW /HIS/ EXISTS RIGHT?
James Fisher
They had their shit pushed in, and their little invasion attempt was quelled.
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Jeremiah Brown
face it faggot, you got curbstomped, we punched you out, drank your booze, banged your girlfriend and the next day YOU said "Im sorry"
Zachary Jones
Benjamin Murphy
Alexander Edwards
Gavin Butler
Samuel Long
Adam Harris
We won dude. Canada's the best faggot
Cooper Richardson
You weren't even a country until 1867, I don't understand the shit talk.
Easton Martinez
>won one battle as British controlled Canada
>British lost every other battle in the war of 1812
>Bu...but we won guys
YOU didn't win jack shit leaf, your country wasn't even born.
It was one British victory against many British losses.
The war was an AMERICAN victory against the British. As proclaimed by history, burning down the capital is not a win condition, otherwise Napoleon would have won against the Russians and we all know that wasn't true.
Jordan Bennett
America invaded Canada. Britain invaded America in return. White House got burnt.
Ended in a draw.
Canadians helped.
Cooper Martinez
I understand how you feel. If my little brother had beat me up, drank my booze and fucked my girlfriend, Id be pissed too!
Ethan Taylor
>cherokee on our side
based. i knew i liked them
Easton Gonzalez
This is the fairest post I've seen on here. Americans just get really torn up about it for some reason. It happened more than 200 years ago and they still hate hearing about it like a bad ex that fucked their friend.
10/10
Nicholas Phillips
Yeah, I guess the only course of action is to do the same to your little brother, which is understandable. Burning down all those parliaments in Canada really did make them pissed didn't they?