Powerful

>does neither

doing a degree in CS majoring in AI atm

you can do AI and astrophysics on a single computer lol

>what are folders

Which one did this retarded bitch use to update her twatter.

all roasties must hang

I carry two laptops when I travel. One is for work, the other is my personal. It’s really that simple. Instead she has to continue this laughable women in STEM nonsense. Astrophysics and data science? Those have been boiled down to numbnuts who did Codecademy and heard Neil deGrasse Tyson on YouTube.

And where is the one for attention-whoring around the webs?

>doing either of those on a laptop instead of remoting into a system better equipped for such workloads
>teehee so qualified #gurlpower #slay

>boss
>is doing work

>I need 2 computers to do what 1 can do because I have too much bullshit on one and not the other

why are you doing astrophysics and ai work?

that makes literally no sense though

Actually w/ rich female cadence, there would be a question mark after uh I have a boyfriend

>make up a retarded lie to give you an excuse to post your inane narcissistic piffle on twatter.

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go girl!

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But still retarded enough to still be posting on Twatter. There's an iq test for you right there Ms Token diversity quota.

Lmao why would you need to buy two computers for that, just get an external hard drive if you really need the space
Why are women so impulsively bad with money

couldn't you just have two external hard drives, shes trying to be smart but sounds like a fucking retard.

>what do you need 2 laptops for
>me in my mind:"Well one i use to cheat on my husband with and the other has my makeup videos and bank accounts"
#priceless

I get having a work and separate work computer on the road. I would never have my work computer anywhere near the sites I browse on my own time.

its actually funny that no matter where they are or whatever they are doing woman still find a way to be vain and brag

she should know it would be simple to set up two accounts on the same machine to keep things separate rather than lug around two machines.

>“What do you need 2 laptops for?”
that's a valid question, no need to get pissy at the airport.

top kek

HER AI MUST BE CONTAINED ON ONE MACHINE OR IT MIGHT TAKE OWA TEH WORLD, YOU UNEDUCATED BIGOT!

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

I have 2 phones. One for calling Jenny and one for calling Alison. #WomenWith2Friends

The CoCs ?
Yes

sqlite made a Christian CoC that really pissed people off.
Was pretty funny

>thinking that some random TSA asshole gives a fucking shit
>didn't happen anyway

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I want off this ride

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>the implicit assumption that the guy wouldn't have asked a guy what he needed two laptops for
>assumes that having a good reason for having two laptops means its not strange to have two laptops
>for some reason needs two laptops because she does two difficult things instead of just having one of sufficient strength
>the guy didn't assume one was for work and the other for personal use so the laptops obviously looked the same to boot
ree

>standing in line with an attractive female
>need an opening
>need an opening
>sees two laptops
>this is it
h..h..heh. you have a laptop for each hand?

one is for hentai the other is for work

fucking men, sheesh

before people get too triggered she only has a masters of science, still shes hot and a normal girl, no expert but above your average

She had to buy a third laptop

>hentai isn't work

>Things That Didn't Happen for $500

shitthatneverhappened.jpg

And then everyone clapped.

What's with the long nose?
Is she hoping to win the Preakness?

This is a joke right? Just pop in a bigger hard drive, or partition that shit. Must be a joke.

Yea, things that never happened.

This

Women are so fucking retarded

>she can't do her astrophysics and artificial intelligence work on the same laptop

Also who the fuck specializes in both astrophysics and AI?

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Someone literally said this joke a few minutes ago in a thread that is still up, discussing the 2 laptops thing
Op is an attention seeking shill

She forgot about the part where everyone clapped.

>be me
>work in shittiest airport in usa (newark airport)
>one of only two who speak English at the job (tsa is just a shitty jobs program with added bonus of security theater)
>had job lined up with fortune 400 company but they said they needed more gender equity
>working as TSA while I work on my own business
>see a smart looking American girl with two nicelooking laptops
>figure I could ease my existential dread with some light chatter as I scan her electronics
>”two computers huh? Hahah what do you use the other one for?”
>wanted to hear if she was a programmer like me but instead she gave me a rude look and started tweeting on her phone

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>girl
Nice try achmed.

I'm honestly surprised she didn't say
>Random White Guy:

she clearly isn't a computer scientist if she needs two laptops

you don't train AI/ML models on a local laptop and encrypted virtual machines are a thing

and all of it is meaningless and you seek selfrighteous respect from your sisters because yo udidnt do anything that was actually a risk. this is a "safe" thing theres no consequence. nothing was on the line. he cant do anything to you. women enjoy these "safe" moments where they show their "strength" within the protection of the system.

aka shes a boring npc

Wow so brave somebody give her a metal a golden star on her chest

Ie 1 is for make up the other is for shoes

God this is so fucking stupid. Thats it, burn the whole thing down and start over. Someone punch her in the mouth

it's obvious she's shit at both and her AI 'work' is just garbage programming.

I bet she was fucking begging for someone to ask about them.

I work in a research lab that studies cognition, got my last 7 or 8 years worth of work on a $100 ibm thinkpad

>ML on a laptop
Yeah, nah. I tried that once. I had a very bad time. It's good for quick testing to see if it running at all but after that you would offload that shit to a server.

Is the guy in jail for rape yet? Cuz he raped her

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if you're using two laptops for that, you're doing it wrong.
ssh into supercomputers for the computation from one laptop which you do your writing and presentations on.
goddamn i hate dumbasses.

>two physical laptops
>one for AI
>one for astrophysics
>what is virtualization
This is why women shouldn't be in STEM.

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Beware of Skynet.

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Now imagine if that was an Aussie airport

youtube.com/watch?v=nGGQWfLzkeE

i love this pic.
can't wait for 2020 election.

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before you do that I offer the book "The Way of Men" by Jack Donovan. worth the read brother before you decide to start your tribe

>as a girl
That's great. Tits or GTFO.

>using a laptop to train AI

If you are already getting a second computer solely dedicated to AI you get a desktop, not a fucking laptop.

>haha but you know you could just 2 folders or Why dont you just create a virtual machine so you have the feeling of using two different laptops
Whaaaaat jeez creep

>ssh into supercomputers for the computation from one laptop

shit you don't even have to do that anymore, we have CI/CD pipelines that literally let you upload something like a jupyter notebook and get emailed the results and a link to your completed model

paperspace.com/gradient

maybe if you had the finesse of a strong femxle astrophysionometrist you too could design a markov chain chatbot on a measly macbook pro

I'm not getting this meme. Do they really carry two laptops around? For what purpose?

typical braindead whore, any kind of work that would require yo uto have a seperate laptop because it can't be done at the same time with something else would simply not work on a laptop in the first place

Its called being hyperbolic. She is a fucking moron like yourself

Maybe she is building rovers and satellites to explore space

That's what a phone is for silly!

Checked n kek'd

>his company can't afford work station tier lap tops and instead provides thin clients and he thinks it's superior
absolute lol, seek a better job.

what's the turnaround on results?
is it an sbatch/slurm-style thing?

suit yourself.

this is me

>be random guy
>hear what she just said
>mind auto filters to well one is for my asshole physics and one is for my artificial intelligence
>that makes sense women have ai and ass physics.. it is 2018 seems they would need a computer for this
>you're clear to go through

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>Laptop
>Capacity to calculate machine learning and celestial bodies

Come on now

you can do both perfectly fine on a 15 year old laptop running windows 98

>astrophysics
>AI
Two absolutely Jewish meme fields. She must be so proud.

You really wanna give the AI advanced knowledge of the fabric of the universe? This woman is showing due diligence, arrogant men like you are playing God.

I'm kidding. I've read the book. I recommend, Which Way Western Man