>Most rational man alive
Most rational man alive
Aaron Morgan
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Colton Foster
jamie, pull me up
Parker Robinson
Andrew Anderson
Man that one time i did shrooms, it just opened my mind up to see the universe as it really is. Jamie pull up that one article that says mushrooms cure cancer.
Owen Price
Post the pasta
Christopher Baker
Zachary Butler
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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Eli Bennett
OH MAN, and have you ever been in one of those? those isolation tanks are a trip. i like to do about 2 or 3 weed brownies beforehand. i get in there, and FUCK...youre in another world. jamie, whats the name of that company that will come to your house and install one for about a million dollars?
Matthew Barnes
Why does he have six toes?
James Garcia
I didnt want this
Luke Kelly
>Hey Steve Crowder who voiced Brain on Arthur, what's one issue you don't give a fuck about and don't really feel like discussing.
>Ah probably religion. I don't really care if people smoke it or if it’s legalized and it's basically a non-issue to me. I just don't think that it comes without consequences.
>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK PRINCESS THAT'S ADORABLE FUCKFACE JAIMIE PULL UP GORILLAS DRIVING CARS ON WEED AND NOT CRASHING IN COLORADO
>Joe I'm just saying I'll give you that it's not inherently harmful nor that it may even have traffic violation causal effects based on that study, I just don't really even care about the issue.
>GORILLA WOULD FUCK YOU UP MAN BUT NOT ON WEED WHY DON'T YOU GET ON YOUR SHOW WITH SIX OTHER GUYS WHO ALSO HATE WEED LIKE YOU HAVE STATED THAT YOU HATE WEED AND I'LL FUCKIN' FIGHT YOU ALL, TAKE YOUR BACK, IT'S OVER BITCH
*three hours later*
>Joe I feel like you're just getting defensive now about an issue you're particularly biased on and I really have no interest in discussing, if you wanna smoke weed smoke weed I just think it's not the miracle it's cracked up to be.
>LOL THAT'S ADORABLE YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT NOW IT'S GONNA BE OKAY AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD GETTING EATEN BY A VULTURE, VULTURES WILL FUCK YOU UP BRO, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPREADING THIS ANTI-WEED PROPAGANDA
>Why are we still talking about weed when I don't eve-
>I BET IF IT WAS A FUCKIN' TAG TEAM MATCH BETWEEN ME AND JAIMIE AGAINST YOU AND NOT-GAY JARED WE'D FUCK YOU UP BRO, JOE ROGANS AND JAIMIES WILL FUCK YOU UP, WINNER DECIDES WHO IS RIGHT ABOUT WEED PRINCESS
Ethan Baker
Maybe he is maybe he isn't!
Justin Brooks
Yoga is roastie enabling bullshit pushed by the kikes
Leo Edwards
there are several, I will post all I have
Lucas Sanders
>You know, it's so fascinating to me that human beings are still stuck in this cycle of creating peanut butter, creating jam, putting it between bread, eating it. Where did it come from, evolutionarily? What compels us to consume pastes made from just natural things and put it between slices of bread that we've churned out of grains? If we had to fight a gorilla right now we would get fucked up (Jaimie pull up gorillas fucking up peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) but we're at the top of the food chain anyway, creating these, these products out of the natural world that have become staples to us. And it's so crazy to me that we're allowed to make these things out of these substances, but weed, which is a COMPLEEEETELY natural substance, is off limits, sorry bitch can't make shit outta weed. It's insanity. It's utter insanity. Oh, yeah look at that. That gorilla is FUCKING SLAMMING that sandwich that is a monster son, that is a real live monster. I bet if you gave a gorilla weed it'd get the munchies like cray haha then it'd REALLY be begging for that peanut butter and banana sandwich, Jaimie pull up gorillas eating peanut butter.
Nolan Sanchez
Joe is such an unlikable fuck that he managed to make Steven Crowder look good.
Nice pasta user.
Nathaniel Brown
Jacob Wright
>Joe: "Hey dude, do you prefer cats or dogs"
>Crowder: "Huh?"
>Joe: "Cats or dogs bro, pick one"
>Crowder: "Man, i'm not doing this again...."
>Joe: "Fucking pick one you little bitch"
>Crowder: "Dude i really don't care...."
>Joe: "ahh that's adorable, the little bitch can't pick one...."
>Crowder: "...fine dude....dogs"
>Joe: "WHAT!!! So you hate cats bro? You dumbass! Hey, Jamie bring up some stats about how people who hate cats are sociopaths.
>Jamie: "Googling now..........ok, found it"
>Joe: "nah bro, i'm too high to read it...zoom in.......yeh cool. reading Washington Post, a survey of 10 people determined that 36.5% of people who disliked cats also registered as sociopaths..."
>Crowder: "...well i didn't say i dislike cats for starters and i..."
>Joe: "SHUT UP FK FACE don't interrupt me, i'm just presenting facts"
*one hour later*
>Crowder: "dude, i really don't care"
>Joe: "you seem like you care a lot dude"
Angel Richardson
JAMIE THIS ISNT WEED
Josiah Gonzalez
>rogan calling crowder a little bitch
doubt
Carter Clark
>Jamie Pull that video up of two gorillas fucking.......*cuckles* he's really going at it......now imagine your Human ass is stuck in a cage with that horny gorilla, THERE'S NOTHING YOU COUlD DO.....I bet some gay dudes would be down for that...I shouldn't of said that, I mean like a crazy San Fransisco bath house gay not like a normal gay person
Zachary Gonzalez
ITT: one autistic Austrian who has genuinely collected copypastas and memes of Joe Rogan
Ethan Harris
Guilty as charged, what can I say I just find these copypastas very entertaining
Joseph Sullivan
Doing God's work
Landon Adams
baste
Benjamin Turner
He's actually not very smart, just open minded which people confuse as wisdom
He regularly struggles to understand the ideas or points made by his guests
Robert Adams
i've been told I look like him
Landon Anderson
Nope
Joseph Jones
noice
Jack Brown
HONEST QUESTION: is that pasta about the dmt that culminates into him mentioning a 500lb gorilla, or whatever, real? if so, can anyone post the clip?
Brandon Martinez
Aaron Moore
>Jomee pull up the tablet
DEAD
Aiden Flores
> just open minded which people confuse as wisdom
He's more intelligent than he is open minded.
I think he's something of a coward, bully and opportunistic. He's completely jumped on the Jordan Peterson bandwagon, despite Peterson annihilating pretty much all the shit Joe used to talk about. For example, Joe would blame Black crime on shitty schools, he would also indulge in bashing White people back when it was socially acceptable to bash them. He's very much prepared to bully people and belittle them when he feels confident that he can get away with doing this (look at his treatment of the Aerosmith singer for example) but when it comes to guys like Jordan, he scampers away like the rat he is. He has also, in the past, bashed people for their jobs like being security guards or working at McDonalds, which is funny, because both of those jobs are more important than what he does.
Benjamin Murphy
Wait, this isn’t normal?
Brody Cox
This.
Eric tried to spoon feed him some legit knowledge about high level current physics and he bailed out and talked about killer whales or some stupid bullshit. It's sad
Ethan Ramirez
Name one consistent line of thought he's ever held for more than a week
Kevin Nelson
his obsession with cocks and big black men
Isaiah Myers
The way he treated Alex Jones (his supposed friend) and ridicules him was enough for me to stop watching him forever, and I’m not even a fan of Jones. The fucker has no loyalty and that’s a shame. He’s a cuck
Robert James
Checked.
My feelings exactly. I've followed both men's careers since the early 2000's and it sucked to see Joe bitch out like that on an old friend.
Anthony Walker
Not everything is jewish.
Cooper Clark
>Most tiny man alive