How do I cope with having high functioning autism, Jow Forums...

Seriously?

weed and vidya

>magic
This. Looking okay/decent is 25%-50% of the battle.

I love how a simple picture tells such a poignant story

Chronic gluten allergy can cause brain inflammation which exacerbates the symptoms of autism. As many as 20% of Europeans have some sort of auto-immune reaction to gluten.

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Get religious. Join a monastic order. Literally spend all your time either learning or praying or hanging out with other super-educated monks. Grow old. Become old wise man who teaches priests how to pray. Die. Get epic Catholic funeral. Go straight to Heaven. Become one of the saints. Live forever.

Plus it makes your dick fly off.

I think I might have developed some food allergies but I'm not sure to what. How do they test for this shit? Thinking about going to the doctor

Take CBD

Hmm

Cannabidiol?? Do you have any data on this?

Count yourself as lucky, you aren't one of the stupid ones.

I’m with you senpai. If you try your best to socialise and meet new people eventually they will feel sorry for you and let you hang around with them. That’s how it’s been with me. I wish I wasn’t born this way either, but that’s just how it is.

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wtf is that. try real magic

work hard, channel your energy into making money. when the time comes, fund interests that you support - no autist who weaponized himself properly during the hard times will be denied his glory in Valhalla

Doctors are pretty useless unless your allergy is strong enough to create lots of antibodies and send you into immediate allergic shock. The only way to deal with chronic low-level allergic inflammation is to discover and deal with it yourself through careful management and testing of your diet.

It took me years to discover my gluten allergy, I've tried going gluten free a few times but it didn't make any difference because I didn't realize that gluten was in almost everything, it contaminates almost all processed foods. When 23&me updated my genetic results to indicate that I have a heightened probability of gluten sensitivity, I decided to make another much more restrictive attempt at going gluten free. I began to experience improvements in my autism symptoms within two weeks, though I may never fully recover from years of chronic inflammation.

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Been disabled for 5 years after falling out of a tree here, you just gotta learn to make your own friends out of paper and then they wont ever leave you and will always be loyal

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Autism doesn't exist.
It's a Jewish lie to get intelligent young people hooked on pharmaceutical drugs and stop them from developing normal social functions.

Autists aren’t medicated though.

What were you doing in a tree in the first place you monkey?

Not according to what I'm reading.
"Today, most medicines prescribed to ease autism’s disabling symptoms are used “off label,” meaning that their FDA approval is for other, sometimes-related conditions such as attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), sleep disturbances or depression. Such off-label use is common in virtually all areas of medicine and is usually done to relieve significant suffering in the absence of sufficiently large and targeted studies.

An example in autism would be the class of medicines known as selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors (SSRIs), including fluoxetine. Several of these medicines are FDA-approved for the treatment of anxiety disorders and depression, in children as well as adults. "

that's because you didn't try hard enough

many people with autism also suffer from depression, anxiety, bipolar, ocd, ...

samefag here
i know. i tried as hard as i could though.

Which are all made up pretend diseases to get people hooked on drugs and fuck with their heads.
Although most autists can't be blamed for this, their parents got them hooked on drugs young and trained them to think of themselves as retarded losers.
Since most people lack confidence as it is, is it any wonder this Jewish trick worked so well?

which part of the first step did you get stuck on

vacancy of mind

Well okay but I’ve never used any and my parents weren’t recommended any for me either.

Yeah but even if you're not on the zombie pills being told you have autism is going to fuck with your game to some degree even if you're otherwise perfectly normal.
Why wouldn't kikes, who control this industry, want to spread the idea that weird/awkward people need pills, therapy, and are even weirder and awkwarder than we thought (thus reducing their chances of breeding).
Autism isn't real. Break the conditioning.

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Senpai I literally haven’t told a single person in my life other than my parents who already know. I don’t think it’s a conspiracy but I rarely think about it. Mostly because I’m ashamed of it. Nice to talk about it here actually.

try to learn the four fold breath technique to calm your mind, and i found it helps to focus on the darkness behind your eyes for awhile before letting go of your thoughts

Like a man.

Many men commit suicide, your advice is incomplete

Maybe a Man will kill you for giving shit advice, that is what i recommend OP do

Supposedly stem cell treatment can help with this, some doctors working in panama had some good results in reducing autism symptoms and allergies in general

I'm not the autism guy, there's just something that's giving me the shits occasionally. Stem cell treatment in Panama might be a bit drastic

I wouldn't be sure, that shit is like fucking magic but anyway, there are tests you can make where they put a pad with metal spikes with different kinds of substances to see what you react to
>tfw out of 10 I got 7

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So much pseudoscience ITT

what?

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