Soo...how do i start a conversation? ;)

soo...how do i start a conversation? ;)

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dont send ANY winky faces. the best way to keep a convo with a girl on tinder is to not give a fuck about the conversation. be funny.

hi beautifull, you free this weeked?

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how does one become funny with chronic depression?

oof. no.

Tell her about a crazy experience you just had.

In all seriousness it doesn't really matter, she's either already interested in you or just fishing for "tinder likes" and won't reply no matter what you say. I saw a pic of some guy who said something along the lines of "do you want a cheesy pick-up line, a dirty one or a romantic" and procceeded according to her answer.

> I saw a pic of some guy who said something along the lines of "do you want a cheesy pick-up line, a dirty one or a romantic" and procceeded according to her answer.

Any sort of basic communication like that should work. It's just got to be a bit more than "hey" because that says too little.

jokes about depression are in right now

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the Ice, Hey I'm user

"Hello"

Hello m'lady, can I offer you some le chocolate eh

This

Also eat this

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"hey bb want sum fuk"

you seem really fucking boring maria

This
You can do better

Report the fuck back OP

"Greetings. I just wanted to say you're aesthetically pleasing. You fit all the parameters required for my optimal breeding partner. Shall we commence with fornication?"

thank me later

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> she's either already interested in you or just fishing for "tinder likes"

jp..no reply yet and its been a long time, time to move on bois

Baga-i pula in pizda

fuck it imma try this and see what the reply is if I get one

NO

>19412755
too late I've already sent the message, i hope danielle appreciates it

Screencaps!

No reply yet user :(

It's been an hour, what's happening?

Call her a bozgor.
(no actually dont)

what was the reply