/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PREPARE TO BE ROASTED MEDIA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 11/20/18
youtu.be/NLyjgYI4Cfo
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 11/20/18
youtu.be/tKQm1DhEM_Q
youtu.be/UEwdjA6jxJY
>Pres Trump remarks before departing WH 11/20/18
c-span.org/video/?454856-1
>Pres Trump Pardons Peas, Carrots does not concede 11/20/18
youtu.be/sO6VGDZZTuM
>SoS Pompeo Press Brief 11/20/18
youtu.be/Ag4AR4l2bEk
>SoS Pompeo meets w/roach FM Cabus-ugly 11/20/18
youtu.be/kjRUdZfWfVI
>DHSSec Nielsen @Southern Border 11/20/18
youtu.be/7gN8tiOftws
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on ME 11/20/18
youtu.be/IAd4_QzDELQ
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 11/20/18
c-span.org/video/?454837-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 11/20/18
youtu.be/kuyZMO9A3Kc
youtu.be/PPa5apfTB4o
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 11/20/18
youtu.be/FbmbWnFpEPY
>IntDepVideo: Happy Thanksgiving from Interior 11/20/18
youtu.be/xX5_A84SkxU
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania receive Christmas Tree 11/20/18
youtu.be/H_2SxA_-xf8
>Donald Trump - Last Christmas 11/19/18
youtu.be/mtawV9BVQpw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania receive WH Christmas Tree 11/19/18
youtu.be/BfTBEomNuKU
>KAC outside WH 11/19/18
youtu.be/8ziCJlPSFtY
>KAC on FoxNews 11/19/18
youtu.be/WQeCktOhi_g

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MAGA

MAGA, everyone

MDE/World Peace has one of the best soundtracks out there, but have you guys heard of this awesome dude called TRUMP?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1065088330969305089

KEK

Trump’s not going to actually go the dinner is he?

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Atlantis is located in the Richat Structure.

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Can somebody give me the highlights for today and yesterday? I've been at deer camp

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>maybe I will go
He won't go. Who is the author?

Anyone else ever wonder about the lurkers? Like does Worst Baker have fans? Do others analyze banter between Chinkers and The Cat? Do others silently root for Hugposter?

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>Maybe I will go?

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DO NOT go to that. WTF. That's going to be a "Muh persecuted press" shillfest.

>what have we got here? a fucking comedian.

Used & repackaged condom racket busted in China

The gang made $7 million recycling used condoms and selling them as new to hotels and supermarkets.Police seized 500,000 boxes of counterfeit Durex condoms, complete with matching fake branded boxes, from workshops in three Chinese provinces. Seventeen people were arrested in Hebei, Henan, and Zhejiang after cops were tipped off that a local businessman was selling condoms for suspiciously low prices.

>"The hygienic conditions in those villages were very bad. We saw the condoms they were making – they blended the condoms with silicone oil in a bucket. It was totally below official manufacturing standards," said Cangnan police chief Zheng Xidan. The phony rubbers were made in Henan and Hubei provinces, then packaged in Zhejiang, according to authorities.

While the fakes were found to contain fungi, thin patches, and holes, retailers apparently couldn't resist a bargain – the gang sold them wholesale for 14 cents per pack, a bargain compared to $22 for the real thing.

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Glowniggers mad one of their assets got chopped up.

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OI! WHERE'S YOUR NOT HAVING A LOICENCE LOICENCE?!?!?!?!

There are other bakers here just so you know...

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>hey guys new tweet for the next bread!
So post it you fucking nigger.

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twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1065018173429301249?s=19

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Stephen King

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Gimme a qrd.

post cursed trump pics.

it's in the OP dummy

Ewwww

A biographer, and no Trump is unlikely to go, this guy's massively political

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because then he couldnt post it again for awhile

I'm going to need more parentheses for this one.

So Turkey's claims were full of shit?

I had to look. You almost got me.

Checked.

Will he go?

>post cursed trump pics.

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she shouldn't go. its a gay event where crooked media whores shamelessly jerk each other off.

lmao BTFO with just a finger point. no words even needed

> In United States v. Ju Toy (1905), the court ruled that a person who comes to the country illegally is to be regarded as if he had stopped at the limit of its jurisdiction, although physically he may be within its boundaries.
> “For over a half century this Court has held that the detention of an alien in custody pending determination of his admissibility does not legally constitute an entry though the alien is physically within the United States.” Leng May Ma v. Barber, 1958.
> The court said in Turner v. Williams (1904) that an inadmissible alien does not have First Amendment rights because “[h]e does not become one of the people to whom these things are secured by our Constitution by an attempt to enter forbidden by law.”
> In Zadvydas v. Davis case (2001), the court reiterated that any alien “paroled in to the United States pending admissibility,” without having “gained [a] foothold,” has “not effected an entry.”
> In Kaplan Vs Todd (1925), the court found that “Naturalization of parents affects minor children only ‘if dwelling in the United States.’ The appellant could not lawfully have landed in the United States in view of the express prohibition of the Act of 1910 just referred to, and until she legally landed ‘could not have dwelt within the United States.'” The case stemmed from a mentally ill child who was allowed to remain in the US for 9 years with her father while their homeland was being ravaged by World War I. The family sued after the war when the government attempted to deport the child.

THE LAW IS CLEAR: ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE NOT ENTITLED TO CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS AFFORDED TO CITIZENS AND LEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND VISITORS
THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED RESIDENTS OF ANY NATURE
SCOTUS NEEDS TO RE-AFFIRM THIS IMMEDIATELY AND PUT THIS SHIT TO REST

>SINCE MR TRUMP PUT ME OUT OF A JOB AND ERASED MY LITERAL EXISTENCE IM GOING TO WHINE ON TWITTER ALL DAY

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excuse me, but what about feelings?

>huh he wrote about money, never would've guessed

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>living in Orange County Californian
>leftists stole the house election 10 days after election day
>literally nobody doing anything about it
h-help me

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>Gun control works folks, BELIEVE US
t. UN

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No shit...

KEK

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>his father Israel
Can you pictured my surprise to this development?

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He shouldn't. The guy who is replacing that cunt is as bad as she.

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What is the most refreshing, thirst quenching beverage?

>Orange County
More like Drumpf county

It sure works

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Turkey and Erdogan have ZERO fucking credibility and no one will listen to any lectures from them about what's moral and just

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Dr.Pepper

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This state is gone. Just accept it and move out.

you're (one of the) best baker
>be me
>have stage 4 autism
>decide to go on /ptg/ and erp for lols
>end up also doing this right before the height of shilling, circa nov. 7th
>still do it 'cause ironicism is funny
>make a lot of enemies
>consider digital suicide
>end up somewhat fixing it in the end
pretty sure some people still have a disfavor for me. take it from a guy who's gone through hell and back, don't be a retarded mong

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theres not a place in the world where the garbage brand Durex sells for $22 of any size pack.

>In United States v. Ju Toy (1905), the court ruled that a person who comes to the country illegally is to be regarded as if he had stopped at the limit of its jurisdiction, although physically he may be within its boundaries.
This means illegals aliens having an anchor baby do not fall under the jurisdiction of the united states thus do not get citizenship under the 14th amendment. This needs to be tested immediately in SCOTUS.

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Water

This. Any other answer is objectively wrong.

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Who can guess? Sweden or Minnesota

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I've been drinking 1 L of this shit for a month

> just give up
> let us have it
> retreat like a bitch, bitch
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER

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How did Trump change it from night to day?

Is Clymer hosting this year?

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He's fucked. Quit deluding yourselves.

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Never ever give up

help yourself first before asking for help retard

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>finance.yahoo.com/news/lecturers-banned-using-capital-letters-avoid-upsetting-students-122722006.html
OH NO NO NO
THE STATE OF BRITISH """""EDUCATION""""""

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>he's so done for this time! i just know it! this is it!

Shandy
Half lemonade and half nice session beer, you can basically just drink it and get enough water vitamins and booze to get by on

I hope she does run again. Maybe this time she will fuck up so bad that she will have to go jail.

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Trump might not be perfect but he's got mad bantz. Fucking shitposter in Chief. Who couldn't love this timeline?

What is going so wrong with you guys that this man will have any pretext to call Trump a "disaster" president?

Last time I checked, you people were doing amazing, while the left continuously tries to undermine and sabotage the country.

>we should destroy one of our most valuable alliances to stand up for Western values in ME shitholes
no thanks

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A fresh sprite or apple juice

objectively correct. also texas has multiple alternatives for coke and pepsi. some restaurants don't even serve them because they use the texas brands.
bootsbeverages.com/
dublinbottlingworks.com/

I used to be naive too but, that was 20 years ago. The people of this state not only just rejected removing a gas tax but also rejected the ability to guarantee a vote on future increases. It's fucked man.

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Are the entry and exit points at the Mexico border closed right now?

>would be
The clip is from 2016 before the election.

>don't be a retarded mong
You're abolished of your sins lil' niggy. We're all daijobou in the end.

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>valuable alliances
>with sandnigger kangs
Hmm.

>Be American
>Have good whiskey
>Have actually bretty good wine
>Have terrible beer
>Beer is the standard alcoholic drink

Liter a traitor whore that sucks monarchist cock, destroyed the lives her her two daughters, disgraced her husband, cheated on her husband, divorced him, and gladly joined the Russians
Kill yourself

i really hope one of them works up the nerve to kill me
what the fuck are they wanting, for us to bomb saudi arabia?

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>living in commiefornia
There's something about that place, man. IDK if it's the chemicals in the air and water or just the culture itself, but if it could turn hyper-masculine Arnie and turn him into a girly-man, what hope do you have?

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White pride worldwide! MAGA!

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> Stock this shit on a daily basis
> Bottles tip constantly
> Cases are oddly proportioned and use low quality cardboard
> Everyone who buys them are rude or annoyingly clumsy
I cant even imagine the hell of trying to stock them in a coldcase with wire racks

Your votes are now useless entirely, time to move somewhere that can be saved, like Arizona.

you seem upset

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>maybe I will go
PAYBACK FOR SARAH!

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Ruby Red Squirt

Fosters
>australian for beer

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Remember when Trump said he'd write a birthright citizenship EO

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Sorry, we’re full.

And don’t say >of spics.

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>A fresh sprite or apple juice
why not combine the two?
I like this

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>What is going so wrong with you guys that this man will have any pretext to call Trump a "disaster" president?
"orange man bad" npc-ism or plain TDS

i'lll never forget my past
even if everyone forgets, i'll still have to keep fighting
i can't stop fighting
they're always trying to get you, even when they say it's over

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But he is going to be at that dinner wont be? And he will most certainly give everyone the good n' old ORANGE MAN BAD won't he?
But being a "respected" author, won't he actually need to have something concrete to hit Trump with instead of the usual RACIST, NAZI, RUSSIAN PROBE, UGLY AND DUMB MEANIE!?

We have lots of good beer as long as you're not a basic brainlet what only drinks lagers.