Auspol lazy cunts edition

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fucken hell mate you could of at least put aus/pol in instead of Auspol. now people who search the catalogue wont find it

One dau with out one user jeez

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You found it

Who’s looking good for a vote, vic lads?
>Say labour and get glassed

Trump was supposed to crash China. It's all their fault.

I dunno I was asleep had just done 12 days straight at work

only by chance

Anyone in SA here?

You cunts still got a roof?

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I wish we had spics not chinks. America is so lucky.

Pretty comfy 5045

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No

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spics are western and don't want to take over. Can't say the same about bugmen.

You're crazy, spics are always a hair's breadth away from cutting you up and sticking a video of it on liveleak. They're scary.

as a tasmanian I guess this means I have what 6 hours to secure my shit?

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how about we just figure out an economic model that doesn't mean constant population growth?

Whats for dinner tonight lads?

you literally just thoughtcrimed right now. massive unrestricted immigration is desirable. necessary. inevitable.

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My neighbours pussy

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"Western" is a meme spouted by fags who think muh jesus is the only thing that seperates us from shitskins.

Australia belongs to whites and all non whites need to be removed.

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That's what they do in Canada. In Australia they get assfucked by kangaroos.

Hope im not shitting up your thread, but you dont want spics
>t. Spic state

in estonia they get bumfucked by latvians

The fuck cunt?

Reminder you will never be able to move here

>Dream job gets posted
>Going to apply
>Stressing like crazy because its super competitive
>Can't fuck this up
Can you cunts all become neets so that I have less competition? Yeah cheers

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nah cobb did ya not read it
its the lazy edition mate so no need for / in this shit mate just have a tinnie or some cones and chill mate

yeah mate i voted for libdems as
true aussie battlers that say fuck taxes and political correctness and pro personal liberty
look into em if you're interested but just dont do a donkey vote mate

Whys it so quiet lately

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Lol did you hear about Aussies working record unpaid overtime? Fuck working for nothing go for it

schoolies

Lol oh God glad I haven't been looking for work for over a year

Doesn't dole life fucking suck though?

go on, log your actual hours and see how long you last

>get ballot card
>start off by putting major lefty parties last
process of elimination lads. fuck labour and greens, then fuck liberals, then throw support to based crackpot independents

Nah mate it’s fucking good I smoke bongs all day

businessinsider.com.au/liberal-party-members-motion-to-expel-malcolm-turnbull-2018-11
>Former prime minister Malcolm Turnbull will have a motion to have him expelled from the Liberal Party debated at the next federal electorate conference of the party.

:(

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raping him with a rainbow dildo

I have to ask, how do you dodge Centrelink being all up in your shit?

not if you work cash-in-hand and don't declare it.

Yeah it's truly gay. There's like 5 supermarkets and 500 places to get takeaway per suburb now, they only survive because shitskins, they're not necessary.

The only people necessary are doctors, ambos and a tradie every now and then.

We don't even need cops we could just shoot cunts ourselves.

study drama in high school

Oi cunts how's a white person supposed to get on Centrelink ? Is it shit as well ? I'll cut off a leg to get on disability if I have to if that's the only cunt paying decent amount

Also

What's for din dins cunts ? I've got beer for dinner pretty hungry wish I had money to go and have a slap

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this man NEETs.

seriously though, get a job ya lazy cunt. You're only shooting yourself in the foot

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FUCK. THAT. Spics are fucking animals. Are you crazy??

Why work cunt, maybe if you're a gen X'er with boomer cunt parents old enough To croak it soon but most ypung cunts will never be able to buy a home or start a family so why pay heavy taxes into a Broken system ?

The dole is a trap and not worth the headaches.
The longer you're unemployed the more money you make job agencies.
If you do get a job and they call you asking for the details literally say fuck off and hang up. They want to take credit for finding it for extra funding when they don't normally do shit.

Good luck mate.

how much bargaining power in Camberra would a NEET Union have

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I leech off my parents and I've never worked a day in my life. This is my disposable income for the coming year, I get around the same amount every year give or take a bit depending on how well the family business is going.
As you can see, there's different classes of neets. I feel for you cunts who have to wage slave or neet via centrelink though, I'm only comfy because I won the birth lottery.

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Photo of my mate online voting with his new, incredibly ugly girlfriend, wearing Greens t-shirts.

I pointed out to him that Greens were the only rightwing game in town because ein land, ein volk and none of them live in Mudmenistan suburbs like some of us. His voice faltered like a man knowing something doing nothing and therefore knowing nothing. He knew.

B A S E D D I N A T A L E S H O W U R P O W E R L E V EL

sure mate, we can all inspect element to.

Just roasted some veg and chickpeas, love.

>What's for din dins cunts ?
Chateau DeCardboardBaux

Fuck you

interesting you think anyone would care

Have been Labor many a long year. I like this new direction for the Liberal party. I might even vote for Melting Dad.

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nice try
youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU

>hey anonymous image board, I have x,y and z u jelly?

either a neurotic female or young child posted this

how to inspect element?
nice larp tho

So you understand the importance of labour and toil when everything goes to shit. Do you not want your descendants to have the tools and knowledge to survive Weimar 2.0? Why the fuck do so many of you gronks have a me me me what can i get mentality. Life here is fucked, the future will be worse. You know this & yet choose to do nothing to improve your attitude or your station in life, and everyone wonders why society is falling apart. Fuck me sideways cunt

If girl I call dibs

Fuck I hate Indians. Imagine the smell at the Gabba right now.

CAN YOU POOFS JUST FUCK OFF

YES I HAVE A KIWI FLAG BUT THATS BECAUSE IM IN SHITHOLE AUGHLAND FOR NEW JOB

STOP SENDING THE FUGEES INTO REGIONAL AREAS, FUCK OFF. JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED THE POOP IN THE SOUP DOESNT MEAN WE DO.

NORF COAST SAYS FUK OFF

This was unecessary. The decay in the US goes quite deep, doesn't it?

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Eat meat faggot.

I'm going to Australia

just imagine if it were a grown ass man posting that shit, holy shit how pathetic

Fucked my spine doing such. Unfortunately not Greek or Lebanese, so I'm not going to get any money for it, I don't think. Enjoy watching me as a disabled old man being robbed by Somalis every time I have to use the rail tunnel.

Just had Indian for tea.

The combo of hot summer night mixed with a spicy curry is tops.

Are you white?

Use your money to help whites.

As it is I'm white and would like some more synthesisers.

Reckon I might later in the week. I'm not Jordan Peterson, I like having working insides. Enjoy your tendies, I'm sure you look awesome.

Good to hear racial cannibalism is back in full swing

>28
>no house
>no gf
>hecs debt
>stuck in a dead end job
>23k in the bank
>a crypto portfolio that has gone from 120k to 12k because im too greedy to cash out
>mental and physical health JUSTed
>barely have any friends left due to being stuck ina deep depression for years on end

Who here JUSTed beyond belief?

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Every meal should have meat.

What happened to Based Sukith? Actually the only publicly naughty rightwing lad I like?

That's a good way to get anus cancer. Do you want a bunch of shitskin doctors looking at your anus?

Shabess starts Friday, 5pm.

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>Actually trusting crypto
Pff.

Maybe that works for you, but I'm sure you look like a bag of Spanish Onions.

Big Daddy was a vegetarian and we like Big Daddy, non?

My gf is a vegetarian and her poose tastes like expensive gin.

I eat a little bit of meat to try re-grow nerves. You can overdo it... Name one cancer caused by eating plants...

How excited was that cunt when he was sworn in as Money Bums or whatever the official title is? He was glowing with Judaic pride at signin.

Dont

does that actually say the jewish necronomicon wtf

You don’t get fat off meat.

lol you sound exactly like me :D

None at all, seeing as the government can just import 200,000 hungry pajeets and changs instead of us complaining.