Aus/pol/ Slightly less lazy than the last

draw a dick on his head

give him some water, let him know he's a soft cunt

Fuck him in the ass ya gay cunt, degenerate piece of shit

man I wish I could still drink like that.
4 drinks and I'm sleepy and done for the night.

Where abouts lad? All good in Woodville

Christmas parties already time goes by so quick and my life doesn't change

I'm hoping to get my hole like that one day

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I gagged

>when you realize ~75% of people put the big 2 as their first preference in the house of reps last election
>when you realize ~65% of people put the big 2 as their first preference in the senate last election
JUST

last time I went to a work Christmas party this old bitch took her top off. Never going to one again

start in the morning

youtube.com/watch?v=dq6hp7g8dTY

Anyone have a reason to not vote LDP?
>lower taxes
>more freedom
>less government
>better immigration

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>tfw reckon i might go out drinking like that this weekend
I unionically love the drink, i'm not an alcoholic though hopefully.

>tfw office christmas party on the 1st
dont know if i should go, it's going to be a bunch of depressed alcoholic cleaners and stoners.

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I love you cunts.

based. giving your partner a fuck sleeve like that is fucking 1% shit. you're amazing

Lol sucked in you faggot Cunts I remember talking to some
Smug Adelaide cunt rambling about coal power bad but it's okay to sell it to chinks they have clean power plants and Adelaide has a super battery built by Elon we also have solar power south Australia great, what a faggot cunt he was also what's with you south Australian cunts pronouncing words like "dance" and "elbow" weirdly you fucking poofta cunts
The classic dick on the cheek mate

Cabbo here.
What are you on?
Sweatin like a dog but no rain.

>better immigration
Nope. I like the LDP's policies on most things but they're immigration policy is shit, literally selling the country to the chinese. pic related is your "better" immigration

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More bantz too

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Me on the right

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This place is fucked but in the meantime can you come here and open up a Whataburger down here
Fucking miss you whataburger, I fucking miss American jerky and burgers so much also gibs me some salmon jerky too that shit is addictive

Who cares Christmas parties are shit you can't even act like a fuckwit anymore without everyone tut tutting and thinking about how to use it against you.

there was a downpour for a half hour or so where I am but it seems to have stopped for the moment

Fuckin oath, ipswich here

This. You guys really need to fuck off with the LDP. It's absolutely retarded.

>a fellow cabbo m8

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Who the hell has a Christmas party more than a month out from Christmas?

Like i fucked you in the arse last week what do you have a fetish for it now faggot?

Cheap employers. Ever tried to book for a party anywhere in December? $$$$$$

I've got sand in me knickers

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Never had salmon jerky. I have mainly had beef jerky. I don't think they have Whataburger my neck of the woods.

This is why One Nation is the only choice

I only just recovered from the last disgusting pic I saw. Fuck you cunts.

You don't see the media putting up pictures like that on their websites, it's one of the reasons why they are able to control politics.

Ippy filth scum doggg cunt

who /geelong/ here?

Me

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Yeah boi

Gays really are disgusting.

How many times do I have to tell you cunts. PHON has a "nondisicriminatory" immigration policy. AKA welcome gooks

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We are going to need to start from scratch.
Correct the mistakes of the last try.

Really how so?

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Why tho
Whataburger is the best damn fast food in the world
I don't mind pop eyes as well but I heard from reviewbra that Popeyes has gone to shit ever since Burger King took over or Smth

Nah.
It's so if you fuck up HR can boot your arse in time for xmas.
Grinch tier.

>2 mass terrorist threats and one attack foiled this month
>state government secretly pledged allegiance to China last month
>state government denies the existence of African crime despite literal crowds roaming around the suburbs every day destroying everything in their path
>Labor offering nothing to Melbournians and will likely have to enter a coalition with the Greens even if they win more seats than the libs/nats so Greens would be the defining policy makers for the state
Still expecting worst case scenario though, there's some dodgy shit going on with the VEC and 90% of the population's mindset right now "it doesn't matter who i vote for, they're all dickheads anyway". Prep the nukes, I can't take it any more.

Chicka-fil-a for the win.

And the ranga wouldn't give based Anning support for immigration plebiscite
.

I don't believe you

Im moving to Australia

Is this including nats?

Sounds like blessing m8, fucken h8 drinking to that extent.

When I say Big 2 I mean ALP and the Coalition.

how you studied our dirt? it's a lot different from Latvian dirt so your farm might not be a success

Terror attacks foiled in time for a push for more surveillance... Encrypted messages.
Politics have been here fucked for 30 odd years now.
They only chase new votes instead of fixing Ox.

They seem to be only in the South and South West of the U.S. I'll make a goal to be the first to open a chain in my area.

Yeah our dirt is fucking shithouse

Goota get red soil.
Fuck knows what he'll do for water tho.

>from the very first Australians had abandoned God and founded the country along liberal and masonic ideas
we were fucked from the start

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Should we bring Rudd back?

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I used that $950 he gave me all on Milky bars

The bloke has to be the biggest flog in the history of Australian politics and that’s an impressive effort.

oh no no no

I wear my medals on the dock
I earned them by sucking lots of cock

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those fucking autism stances

Nah mate i don't plan on becomeing a farmer, lad cunt.

>tfw join navy
>so much nice cock
>guys lock you down to zulu every night

Mmmmm, delightful.

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that's all you know how to do though? run a dirt farm

Here's my choices, I have to begrudgingly vote for some fucking curry named Gandhi. This suburb is still (just) majority white according to the data, I feel like any of the actual Aussies hiding in the shadows here would look at a ballot like this and be fuming.

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any real white people left long ago and made a million bucks off of the fobs

What is this, the three stages of shiting your pants?
Before, during and after.

That chink cunt is one old 37 year old.

Who should I vote for in South Gippy cunts?

Come to QLD so we can roll the Labor fucktards here, then we'll all come to Vic and roll them there.

What do you mean cunt?

id put my medal in their docks

We need an army of Breviks.

The two on the left have campflage attire. The colours on their uniforms are made from the four most common colours of cum.

should i change my gender to female once these gender bender laws pass in tasmania?

no reason not too, stupid laws need to be abused.

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He is a total fuckwit I was brainwashed by my parents that Kevin 07 was the tits same deal with cunts were brainwashed into thinking Obama was good in 08
In reality he is a fuckwit and he was so busy sucking China's little dick
Have you seen the cunts recent ted talk ? All the lying out of the ass and the "ooooooo I said sorry to the coon cunts and all the abos were happy at the sorry day that means China and America can get along if I can say sorry"
Guy was fucking useless and he only seemed good because Gillard was even worse and Howard was a fucking flog too
Literally everything they sing about in the song you don't get gongs for heck we haven't sent our tanks overseas since nam

yes then you can also be a lesbian for more achievements unlocked

Hence, the epicurean gentleman's "faggotry" -- traps.

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You don't have to vote for any of them just vote in the senate.

Fuck me it's too late though. We have no country we've given it away now we're just guests.

Go for asexual and get the best of both worlds.

Labor going to win Vic lads or are the Libs going to snatch it away?

China will win either way.

You can just tell Rudd got bullied pretty hard at school and is still pissed off about it. I hate that cunt he was meant to be a Gough but he was just a globalist weasel that liked to tax people he didn't like.

at least when China takes over all the dogs that people don't want will have a purpose

Was about to ask this. I have a bad feeling in my gut that says labour will get in. Victoria is extremely socialist the labour voters are to used to some one else's money paying for their free shit the sooner Russian Iran and Syria destroy the us petrol dollar and crash our economy the better.