Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Failing Load Balancers Edition

>Fall Edelweiss
>no watermarks, no captions, no branding, there's no Stage 2
WINTERSONNENWENDE (21-22 Dec) and after. Anywhere cultural enrichment happens and other opportunity targets to get plastered with Edelweiß. Where victims of cultural enrichment are commemorated place live Edelweiß flowers. IOTBW rules apply.
i.postimg.cc/Tfyc6zh4/edelwei.png

>raise awareness against Compact on Migration
epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2018/_11/_01/Petition_85565.mitzeichnen.html

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=3VgPthKP7uc

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches/appearences]
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g
youtube.com/watch?v=mraQE-lNvn4
youtube.com/watch?v=1BFRkpxYEY0

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

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>[post 3 most recent and most shit
>tfw you fail to remove your own instructions from pasta

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BUMP

HEY that was my screencap from yesterday, give it back!

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current count on my request

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>not yet kameraden

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probably reached the quorum yesterday already

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Holy shit, I completely forgot Bento existed

>bento.de/politik/friedrich-merz-stimmt-seine-aussage-zum-grundrecht-auf-asyl-a-00090464-c9da-4f1f-bb59-d3d938adeaa8

>bento.de/gefuehle/afd-meine-familie-wird-immer-rechter-eine-psychologin-sagt-was-zu-tun-ist-a-00000000-0003-0001-0000-000001809998

>bento.de/politik/polizei-sachsen-azubi-haelt-den-rassismus-nicht-mehr-aus-und-veroeffentlicht-whatsapp-chats-a-d045707a-3cb5-4514-b3b4-6f41ed462d6d

zum totlachen
especially last one made me kek hard

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Ich bin es!
Der Apostel des inhärent memetisch überlegenen Formats!

>He's not there.
Can anyone tell him, or better yet, can the user that maintains the meme-database put it into there?
Hey, TDG, here is that image I promised.
Es ist OC, K/a/meraden, greift zu solange es noch warm ist.
I noticed that there is no such thing as "conviningly isolating" an object in an image with a background.
Even with greenscreens you need a certain color-range editing and probably some complex, thousands-of-$$$ worth of software packets (to at least do it in reasonable time).
That said, we are talking about memes, not about an authentic looking photoshop of Merkel being executed.

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>not so fast pls
european technocracy my ass

hallo

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>no comment section
talk about safe space

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Also this,

bento.de/politik/universitaet-leipzig-eine-studie-zeigt-wie-auslaenderfeindlich-die-deutschen-sind-a-9b9f7e34-48b4-44fe-bc10-bab86fb892a0#ref=recom-outbrain

extra-Thicc!
thx alot user
evenings
yep.
also their Articles read themselfe like a Comedian Sketch but the Punchline is missing

btw did you heard Jäger&Sammler got BTFOd from YT?

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like this

youtube.com/watch?v=NMBmBWM_mNE

>bento.de/politik/polizei-sachsen-azubi-haelt-den-rassismus-nicht-mehr-aus-und-veroeffentlicht-whatsapp-chats-a-d045707a-3cb5-4514-b3b4-6f41ed462d6d

>War der Rassismus der einzige Grund für dich, die Ausbildung abzubrechen?

>Der Rassismus und die Folgen meines Widerspruchs. Durch die Ausgrenzung hatte ich echt eine schwere Zeit dort. Und es wurde immer schlimmer, ich habe keine Perspektive mehr gesehen. Die Situation war nicht mehr tragbar. Anfang Mai 2017 habe ich dann die Bitte auf Entlassung eingereicht.

Plaintext:
He was a pain in the ass to work with and the police gave him the chance to retreat before he gets fired, because getting fired means a big question mark on the next job interview.

>
>extra-Thicc!
>thx alot user
But is it in the meme-database?
It wasn't easy, it was like cleaning the coastline of Cr*te with all those reds (pixels) in the way.
The attached image was the original source.

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Of course please do not save this image, it is not encoded in .jpg and will thus suck after being handed around a few times.
youtube.com/watch?v=HVnzgEYMkZ4

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>Also a .jpg this time.
I mean, it was simply dl'd quickly, but I am starting IrfanView and bulk-converting everything to .png right this instant.

Ekhm

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fuck off bong
I love what he interprets as Racism is not even funny to me because those Jokes are beyong Reddit-tier normal and boring, but he gets r´triggerd so much he rather quits than getting his dream Job
do not worry, I will take care of.
got it saved and will use it here with the question to save it in the Memefolder of the Database.
>TDG
im not sure if he got acces to this desu
only saved the .png

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In other news:
How to postpone petitions until it is too late.

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dindu nuffin wrong wtf

read OP about tampering the OC of Fall Edelweiss!
The OC is a simple Edelweiss w/o any added stuff.

>not an avid bento reader
>pathetic

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>I will take care of
And I will not add it to the archive.

t.Kallianon capo regime

it was more of an personal request by TDG and Lithuanian, Fall Edelweiss doesnt have that 1 pic yet, were still collecting
>swastika on the edelweiss
already way too much, we wanted something subtle

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Das RfM dankt!! :)

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>im not sure if he got acces to this desu
I was simply making reference to the fact that I had made the joking promise to isolate it a few days ago to him.

That isn't my intention, here, let's use this version instead, I even removed the remnants of the original watermark.

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Immer gerne, user.

I love this website

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>NUR ZUM INTERNEN GEBRAUCH!!

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It's called "VS - Nur für Dienstgebrauch" or simply "Verschlusssache"

instagram.com/simonb_neumeyer/

just look at this cuck

Imagine what happened if all anons simply started namefagging sometimes, but without the baggage of having to maintain that identity.
I think I will simply stay persistent for a while.
The general ephemerality has eroded this imageboard once it became ever quicker to be honest.

Strikte "Geheim"haltungsstufe.

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degenerate tatoo girlfried aswell

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get you fren, truly a magical Place

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ive been to dusseldorf. there was graffitti EVERYWHERE and the monorail or w/e you guys call it was really scary to drive around

this is litteraly
>fuck capitalism #Antifa
>gesendet von einem Iphone X
-Tier

you can smell the Onions through the Screen

Andrew Anglin is an incel retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=3H_mNXda4rE

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Are there any good Black Friday offers tomorrow?

Thanks for that clarification! :)

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Imagine if all the anons would get Jow Forums and grabbed a gun.

Now where did you want that bitch hanged?

>Imagine

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at the airport or what are you referring to?

namefags kys

youtube.com/watch?v=gbf1nVSaxTg
I know, many hate Krautchan, and it had/has many cancers, especially the chronic shills, it's not even funny, they must be mentally ill.
But damn, to a certain degree they are like us, and by they I mean Bernd and Ronny.
>sein Sohn leidet and Depressionen
>er geht nicht viel raus
Eh... maybe not really. Still had to laught when I saw it. It must be nice to have a Musicfag, that's a certain novelty when all that is there usually are Memefags and Drawfags.

>Imagine
youtube.com/watch?v=o0U6mPga65A
As "nice" as these fantasies may seem, if you are actually sincere, then you will sooner or later realize that you have to be positive of life at least to some degree if you want to reach "your people".
Sure, violence may be inevitable, and the sacrifices are to be honored, but it should still not be espoused as some sort of "ideal goal to imagine" (I know I am strawmanning you a bit, forgive me but I think you know what I am trying to say).

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No you

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well get there eventually :D
>like us
except they mean it when they say theyre Autists

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What you mean is that 'monstrous' deeds should never be glorified. Instead, they are a necessity ... a burdensome duty only few may have the strength of will to perform. At least I would see this as the best way to 'sell' it.

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Sup baby.

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was wollen wir trinken

Not much

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I saw you guy who changed your emblem in cowadoody to AfD when you saw my BUF emblem.

like downtown

What is up with those creepy drawings?Where do you even get them?

>mirror mirror ...

These keep getting better and better.

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They have a “muh feels“ section?

Anudda day, anudda bullshit. SPD fotze Barley recently met with George Soros to receive new orders.

yeah right
because the Sסyboy would've survived a day on the street
preferably with some gender fluid minority sidekick wrapped in a towel

Sup American how are you?
youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

there is no monorail. Pretty sure about that

>monorail

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not the Vagina Dentata again please :DDD
they got everything

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Most of them are from the same artist. I like her style, that's why I post them.

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For being such a small community, they sure riled up some shit in their time.

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user, give me a couple good reasos to stay in Germany during the 2020s.

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>except they mean it when they say theyre Autists
You know, "Autism" has become a loose term.
Initially it was only for severe disability, but in time it was recognized that it's not always as clear cut.
Perhaps it is also just a pathologization of bahviours that are simply within the range of human behaviour that was simply a "character flaw" or "you have to work on this" about 50-60 years ago.
They did find however, that the brains of even people with mild autism tend to have different neural structures.

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>Berlin

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Indeed. A warrior cult is energy-hungry, like a bodie's immune system, though the analogy really does break down as soon as one spin it further. The body *would* require less energy if it didn't have to fend off disease and could expend the immunity, but alas, it doesn't work.

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Besitzen Sie einen Negerhund oder einen überlegenen arischen Hund?

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Guten Abend, Krautanons! ^_^
How is the petition campaign going? Over 50k already? ^_^

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A brief look into your tasteless soul

pic with the stick arms is the best

Site down again, Merkel wont care anyway, its not like she grew up in a democracy, and she wont die in one either

I don't understand '''''''''''art'''''''''''' like this, real art is suposed to represent something, have an idea, which represents reality in distorted manner, i would get it if the woman who drawed this had autism or something, so it would be world from her point of view, but its just some creepy drawing with cats, what is the point of it?

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You like to suffer. That's the only reason to stay in Germany.

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Test

I think what really made them is that they simply had some form of cohesion that is lost once the site gets too much traffic.
Essentially we created a little enclave here, a small capsule that is shielded a little against the tides of flooding, spamming and general shilling and baiting.
I wonder, if one started to enstate enough regular generals for long enough - would it be possible to slowly merge generals to make Anons coalesce into a more harmonious group?
I know there will never be a "we" of more than 100 people, and that is stretching it, but they simply appreciated each others content and simply were having fun. It's a positive feedback loop really if you think about it.

It is getting late, I am going to bed.
Have a nice night, Anons.

Just to get the discussion back on track: Edelweiß!
youtube.com/watch?v=HVnzgEYMkZ4
Are you lads posting anything up? I sadly don't have acces to a printer without the family knowing anything. But I guess I could at least try to contribute images that can be shared, so that is what I will do.
Bye for today.

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Grandparents... :D

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Let's hope her own party wil kick her under the bus then. I've read some article from czech Mensch living in Deutschland and he made pretty nice summarization which Bundesland is against that Marakhesh shit. Unfortunately it's in czech, no reason to post it. And you talked about it earlier.
Last, but not least - nice digits!

Art has no limits. If you want to see really weird and abstract art visit the Tate in London or the MoMa in NYC.

When I was in Kyrgyztan in the mountains, there where Edelweiss all over the place. Brought some home.

Is this crime?

damn man, please stay in our Threads.
already looking forward to discussions with (You)
Kek´d at all three :D
ebenings Czechbro

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>Bye for today.
see ya

hillary is a nazi
youtube.com/watch?v=qWFgY2FYe4I

wait no, she cant do that!
that would ruin years of work!

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>please stay
I have probably been here for longer than you are thinking right now. But, alas, I shouldn't connect this to my user-escapades!

Shutting down, please link anyone that still says goodnight to this post with a quote of this exact sentence (Will the madman do it?).

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Ebening! :DD
Seems like we both forget to namefag ^_^;

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Oh thank you so much for your time

literally Hitler

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Nah, let her do that. It shows the pure hypocrisy and normies will recognize that. And it means that dems are losing badly, if they must change the narrative.
Same goes for Germany, Overton window is shifting in right direction (pun intended).

Donald Duck was also a nazi