Suicide bomber meets his 72 virgins
Suicide bomber meets his 72 virgins
Jace Bailey
Ian Perez
once i was fucking a virgin and then i realized she wasnt a virgin anymore so i threw up
Liam Wood
Bring your boomer humor back to re*dit. Faggot!
James Lopez
That's quite a boner
Samuel Morales
Guess he boned them later
Colton Powell
The ride never ends
Brayden White
That's what it looks like when a saint is "bad to the bones"
Gavin Perry
Based
Jace Green
One time i was really drunk and this chick was sucking my dick but i couldnt get it up and then i threw up and walked away and she accused me of rape. I don't live in a cuck nation like Kikemerica though thankfully so the cop was like yeah w.e slut fuck off and go suck more random drunk dude cocks you worthless cunt.
Logan Myers
>No flesh to the bone
Can tell he got eaten by niggers
Adam Edwards
he fucked them until his entire cock and lower torso vaporized
wearing a full body condom so they dont get pregnant
not enough blondes as well
Kevin Reyes
>Not even walls
Heaven looks quite bare-bones
Anthony Harris
Calcium jizz
Elijah Moore
Nobody is laughing sven
Logan Ross
This is something my Dad would post on Facebook.
Lincoln Bennett
>here’s your 72 virgins, Ahmed
>Allah thanks you for your service
Eli Rogers
Okay, this is epic.
Cameron Cox
>RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD THOUGHT YOU'D GET A KICK OUT OF THIS, GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Zachary Reed
>play vidya with them for the rest of eternity
could be worse
Parker Perez
Big if true
Landon Gomez
this gave me the feels
Josiah Fisher
Call your Dad/Grandpa/Uncle and tell him how much you love him user.
Matthew Flores
Wait, isn't there theological argument for this?
Like didn't Ra get cut up by his brother because he would be incomplete in whatever God afterlife there is or something?
Cooper Sanchez
Anyway pic related
Jack Gutierrez
What do muslim women get in the afterlife?
Michael Russell
It's really a 72 year old virgin
Xavier Sanchez
In the west we have our own preconceived notions of what they mean by "virgin". We all assume that they mean adult women who have just never had sex before, right?
But here's a redpill incoming: whenever Muslims talk about virgins, they mean girls who are younger than around 12 years old.
Zachary Gonzalez
It's funny because here if you're drunk and she was sober and accused you of rape she'd be legally at fault.
Aaron Turner
This is a true story