Welcome to LFG, where underemployed Jow Forums autists form a think tank to acquire fiat currency and liberate themselves from the Synagogue of Satan.
What moneymaking schemes can we engineer with our superior Aryan genes to restore Natural Law to the earth and follow Christ's example?
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Sell pics of your feet
Checked.
Any other protips, /LFG/?
Jesus fucking christ you mongoloid what is wrong with your feet you monstrous fuck
We could form an NGO that claims to ship immigrants to europe and scam money from soros
This is a much better idea than the feet.
we could still enslave the "immigrants" and sell pictures of their feet ...
I'm in. What's the name of our startup?
feetbook
like facebook, but only pictures of the feet
AND once we take the pics of their feet, we could sell them to african slave lords. so money 3x per nig
"Book" is very uninclusive for our target audience of gay degenerates who can't read. How about "Feetagram"?
See, Jow Forums? This is innovation. Next-level synergy.
Something like "fleeing on foot" but more creative. It has to give leftists a boner if we want these donations
"You can't hop a wall without a few feet"
>Original money making schemes
We could print money with our own central ba-
>oh
We could collect taxes for protection scheme called a governme-
>dratz!
We could create a digital money called cryptocu-
>ahh
We could raise money be pretending to be an oppressed victimised religon larping as a rac-
>hmm
We could raise money by pretending to land on the moo-
>darn it!
We could each become leaders and captain of industries and form a secret enclave to mone-
>reeeeally?!
Ok we could say that our need reparations because our great great great great grandfathers were sla-
>dang
We can become gay cam whor-
>people do this??!
We can be a special group who protect the world who pretend to protect the world from dangerous terrori-
>oh glow in the what?
TipToe
OK guys. Hear me out.
What if.
Like.
We make ourselves the currency issuer for a nation.
Then, like.
We add a couple zeros to the books.
And loan this imaginary money out to banks, with interest.
Thoughts?
How do we trademark this?
Looks like acromegaly
Rather than finding ways of acquiring more money, why not find was of not needing more money?
Theres already a wikifeet
If we want to engage in slavery or scamming around with currencies, we obviously need a sovereign nation so we don't do anything illegal. I suggest we anchor a boat in international waters, this way we are in no jurisdiction, can easily relocate if somebody decides to fuck with us and can also easily grow when we decide to extend our borders.
I think it is international law that you own the sea 12 miles around your shorelines, so if we space apart our islands by 24 miles we can effectively control vast amounts of the oceans can
a. legally capture the refugees that on our territory
b. demand money from trade vessels to add more funds to our already profitable business.
Once we have the money, we'll buy as many ways of not needing money as we want
Nah, I don't want to become a jew. It is boring and gay.
I've got it! It's not slavery if we own the slaves in a trust! Let's incorporate a front business, United something... United States of... Oh.
Oh no.
but who is going to finance illegal immigration to europe then?
i mean enriching their culture
We need a Jow Forumsack to infiltrate Twitch dressed as a thot and use his donations as startup capital
Slumlords?
Does anyone on Jow Forums own any slums?
underrated
Can we use digits as collateral for a bank loan?
taking medium-sized bankloans and fucking off to a third-world shithole could actually be a valid scheme
I like your can-do, go-getter attitude. /LFG/ should hire you.
You don't even have to fuck off, you just dissolve the corporation that borrowed the capital and set up a new one with a lil slice of the profits.
That would be nice, but loans are bad, um-kay.
i too am an autist with an interest in politics and philosophy but you have to be some egotistical faggot to call yourself a genius
Who said anything about paying them back?
This guy is never getting a job as CEO of TipToe
But what if you are one? You're saying that all genii are egotistical for speaking the truth at that point. It's not egotistical if it's correct.
We were born this way
Now, mm, you see, mmm theft is bad too, mm'kay.
That's a nice potato box you have there fren.
> open two banks
> each bank loans a shitload of money to the other one
> declare bankrupcy in both and flee the country
This actually happened in Russia.
My application to TipToe is send, the trip is given as a reference
Thanks! I ended up in this box thanks to hot stock tips from my friends in /LFG/!
You were always a shoe-in
...
I have ideas for products that could make some people money, but I would want my share, and I'm not connected to the people that would have the means to easily facilitate them. I'd gladly share my ideas for their manufacturing and have us both profit, but I'm on pol because I have no network irl.
Otherwise polfren thinktank would have to pick items that are already common platforms for sales, such as T-shirts or something else practical people want. Fairly cheap to print tees, and pol certainly has the catchy design meme power.
Buy bitcoin now, if we accumulate enough of them while they're cheap, we can engage in scaled up market manipulation that will put pic related to shame
I would like to propose an addendum in Feetbook policy to do a dirty sock sale, where stinky socks can be sold based off of the feet you’re currently viewing. There would be a market control exclusion, allowing socks to be sold based off of supply and demand
Haha what the fuck. God Jow Forums posters talk smart and big but look at this mother fucker. You’re of no use in any ethnostate of mine
The multiplicative power of /LFG/'s collective autistic energy cannot be stopped!
Set up a certification scheme for ordinary employees. For a small price, and totally not an IQ test, you get a gold star that we hold in trust. as long as you dont act like a nigger you can get it. Then, lowkey start getting unions and such to adopt it.
To think you could have gotten into TipToe on the ground floor...
>I would take a nigger
>over some white man with bad feet
You're hired!
I know a super easy way to start getting tons of bitcoin, or any altcoin for that matter, but it still requires start up and a small business or warehouse set up. And again, I don't know anyone irl who would facilitate it.
Biotron stock
It's too late for crypto. We need to make the next big thing.
Here's an idea that suits Canada's extreme cuckery.
1. Acquire/rent a farm/acreage.
2. Purchase goats.
3. Train goats to suck on objects without biting.
4. Find shitty hotels where refugees are stored and offer them pleasure goats for exorbitant Canadian prices.
5. Taxpayer money flooding to immigrants is then funnelled back to home grown Canadian businesses.
6. Business is legal using the new bestiality laws instituted by Canada.
7. You could even use tofu weiners to train the goats, as pork products are Haram.
8. ??-seriously, we all know that this idea would work brilliantly-?
9. Profit, donate half of all proceeds to anti-immigration causes.
>acquire fiat currency
>liberate themselves from the Synagogue of Satan
pick one
Do any Jow Forumsacks own any goats?
thank you, LFGfren
>6. Business is legal using the new bestiality laws instituted by Canada.
Not if those goats suck for a profit.
It's called a "donation"
We would need investors.
archive.li
Nah, once they purchase the goat for $2500, it's theirs to do with as they please. You could even offer a return policy where they have to ship the goat back at their expense and you can ship a new goat to them so long as the first goat still has a pulse.
...does this actually work?
Oh, I understand your point now.
No, market the goats as companion goats trained in Arabic for new Muslim families seeking to naturalize in Canada. Goats are smart enough to be trained easily, so all you have to do is handle the basic "come, stay" commands, and then advertise as well that they've been trained against biting. No actual promise of a goat blowing people, just implications that are clearly not against the law.
Although, you could include the rider that in Canada it's legal to have relations with goats, even though that's not the 'express' purpose of these goats.
Of course, a $2500 price tag will ward off anyone wanting a regular goat for regular purposes.
Also, a rider on the advertisement stating that it's on the buyer to be aware of municipal and provincial laws relating to their goat means you're off the hook if Ahmed buys 5 for his shitty hotel room.
>INTP
>26
>college dropout
>unemployed
>smart enough to succeed in anything
>no direction in life
>future is scary
>parents growing older
>friends have moved away
>fill days with internet
>tfw tfw
Me too. People like us need to form a stand-alone complex.
TipToe is in danger of growing stale. I say it's time we take it to new levels.
My middle name is Next-Level. Talk to me.
The modern society needs to offer some kind of university-monastery communities were autists can go live, study and engage with other likeminded individuals. I think humanity at large would hugely benefit from such.
Make low effort children's videos for ad revenue on YouTube
I agree.
pls help
Can we combine this with the feet?
>Money
Money is how the Jew controls is. We must go back to using silver and gold coins.
I concur. Let us trade our weaponized autism for precious metals
I want to live in such a place.
They combined it with elsa spiderman fetish, we can get away with being footfags
My business idea is soap making. But we only make a very specialized kind of soap.
How do we do this after we get the goats?
Good idea
We need to pool our money together and purchase land in a rural area. Canada would be a good place to get a large amount of land for a cheap price. The goats can live there, and we can tend to them in between our studies. Rural living is both calming and invigorating
So we have an app to fund illegal immigrants and take a cut called TipToe and a hotel where Leafs fuck goats.
Let's pump these numbers up, these are rookie numbers!
Ultraviolence.
Let's start a company that offers tourist trips to Sub-Saharan Africa and you get FAL to go slot floppies.
The mining and agriculture companies that would take over the land after would find this very profitable and would pay top dollar for this service, as would repressed huwhites who have bottled up rage.
Plus we can take back South Africa and Rhodesia.
I like the sound of taking back Rhodesia.
Let's do it, I've beaten Metal Gear Solid.
when this business prospers, we get all the serial floppy slotters to join together in an army and take Rhodesia back for ourselves. Then we institute Krugerrand based economy –gold backed currency. If we don't get Ghadaffi'd by ZOG USA army then things will be super.
Good thing we discussed all of our plans first on Jow Forums.gov
Africa has an enormous amount of fertile land, plus great mineral resources. We just need to slot all the floppies.
We can colonize the native women to raise our Orc army
I like this idea. Though I think part of the reason why you are pitching it is because you enjoy typing the phrase "slot floppies"
Why would we telegraph our actual plans?
Obviously first the ZOG has to be taken care of or we get the Gaddaffi treatment for trying to establish usury-free economy.
That's literally what USA is already, a half-breed orc army
Does Jow Forums own enough gold to start a bank with a gold standard?
>you enjoy typing the phrase "slot floppies"
true
If you call yourself a low functioning genius, you should consider killing yourself before you shoot up the local school.
Honestly, with all of the people across the chans who have been preparing for economic collapse for years, we probably have a good amount.
F to make Slot Floppies our new company name