I'm thinking about buying a 100k house in Slovakia and living there approximately half the year...

Not kidding I would come. Even if there's an 80% chance one of you will murder us all.

Slovakians don't speak Chinese

ha, thanks for posting your future address, faggot
get ready to receive daily pizzas and packages with feces in it

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but fuck, would it be worth it

Well, I would not live without lot of people around me, but it's a personal taste.

I live in São Paulo and the only place where I would accept to move is New York.

These desert places are depressing, at least for me

Take master Jordan Peterson advice OP, do what is meaningful, do what will justify your life. We all live through archetypes

Eastern Europe is becoming empty, and nothing is more attractive than a slav women

Looks comfy as fuck

What is that tank thing on the wall on page 6?

I have enough to easily get a mortgage and could probably just buy it in 2 years with cash if I wanted(which I don't ofc)
I work online so its cool. A major appeal is also living in the Visegrad area
Yeah ill learn a bit of the language but probably no more than I have to. Honestly when I wanna talk to people ill prob drive to a city, that's what I'm thinking at least

New York city is a leftist shithole but it can use more good people. Real old fashioned new yorkers are pretty cool

How the bell would you get a permanent Schengen visa? Canadian aren’t welcome in Europe. Not to mention you seem to be extremely poor if you want to buy some “house” for 100k.

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>citycucks have never seen water boilers

the absolute state

Lolol nah man its just an example

You’ll never fit in, no one wants you there. You’ll ways be an outsider

sure :^)

>Eastern Europe is becoming empty
who told you that? lmao it's full

A Canadian passport allows me too stay in the Schengen area for 3 months on and off. This is absolutely fine by me because I'm going to be spending half the year traveling outside the schengen area regardless. I'm considering some at 45,000 euro too nehnutelnosti.sk/2686541/znizena-cena-predaj-rodinny-dom-1078m-11km-od-michaloviec/

I'm fine with that

No, I'm happy with São Paulo, this city has everything I can imagine. And the future is bright now with Bolsonaro!

Demographic declining and immigration, no man to calm down that 10/10 blondes
But I am speaking of true slavs, south serbians which think are greek

>I'm thinking about buying a 100k house in Slovakia

that will be over 200k can $ in the end. bankster will take at least 25% of your money in diverse fees to move your money in slovakia ..

This is the ongly geat thing with the schengen space ... once you are in.

Yeah man its pretty alienating, even in the white areas unless you have close friends and family. My family is spread across Canada and don't do anything together and I've left Toronto because Fuck that place. I've been looking for a place that doesn't promise to be a hellhole in 20 years and central/eastern Europeans seem to have trust in their fellow countrymen

Diverse fees? I'm not sure you know what you're talking about

If possible I'll find a place away from everyone, the only problem is having a quality internet connection as I work online

your saying that like someone ending your life is a bad thing.

Buy property in a land where you can't speak the language, cant call for help, can be robbed unknowingly everytime you have change made, and all surrounded by high quality ex-soviet engineering. All because of a dumbfuck meme that the girls, where there is shit healthcare and dentistry, are cute.

Great thinking there for a Hillary voter.

After 4 years of my life playing a NEET game the last thing I want again is contacting the world by internet.

I love having a million girls on Tinder radius.

But pursue your hapiness user. Your OP pic is deceitful I think, but with a good countryside home in Central Europe refresh your mind, pursue it.

Also, it's Europe. Of course it will have internet.

Schengen visas are limited to 90 days in a 180day window. So what yu are saying is you want to go to Slovakia for 3 months and then 3 momths outside and then 3 months again Slovakia etc.? I assume you know if you do this twice, the third application will be considered a circumvention of EU Schengen visa rules and you’ll get denied unless you have a very good reason (and living in Slovakia is not a good reason, it’s actually the prime example of a short term visa circumvention).

So I'm not going anywhere because of the girls. The Visegrad group has politics I agree with and shows promise. The other key feature I'm interested in is the countryside, which if you do a quick Google search you'll find Slovakia has one of the best in the world

Its sometimes difficult for us North Americans to comprehend but Poland, Czechia, Austria and Hungary are just short trip away and with plenty of people to talk to. If I were in rural anywhere, I probably wouldn't talk much with the locals so its kinda a non issue

He is talking about full immigration your cuck

Maritimes are like 95% White. I never see niggers or slants or sand niggers, ever

That's true and I was thinking of going there a while back. Tho now I'm set on Europe

Let me look into this - never read it being an issue. And yes that's my plan

Are you Slovak? Are you at least a slavshit that can speak slavshit? Even if you're white you'll be discriminated against if you don't speak the language correctly. They'll probably treat your worse than gypsies since they can at least speak the language there. You have to learn the language and be fluent.

t.knower

Who's going to be like that?

I have czech/slovak ancestry and surname, though no one in my family speaks the languages. If i learned it before coming, would i have a better time fitting in?

They're going to make fun of you if you don't get the language and you'll be going to the rural parts so expect townsmen or villagers to tease you a lot in their dialect. No matter how long you stay there you'll never properly grasp the language especially if your brain is formed [25yo up]. Slavshit lingos are extremely hard to master for a reason. You have to be born into is basically what I'm saying.

I'm not finding the problem you mentioned. I understand the premise but would you mind elaborating please

>though no one in the family speaks it
You might fit in better since you're a slavshit from those parts but that doesn't matter. If you don't know the language well enough (fluent speaker) and you have that name then they'll treat you worse in some cases.

I'm thinking of doing this too some time. I have relatives in Poland and can get citizenship which makes me an automatic EU citizen and can live and work in the Schengen area year long and buy some property in some meme village to gtfo away from all the shitskins here.

Its just faggy muh western civilization mutts with no sense of identity. i hope they fucking leave and realize europeans don't want them either

The guy with ancestry and myself(op) are different.

How on Earth do you come up with these sweeping conclusions. Nobody should be listening to you

i-if op tries to murder us we'll simply tell the police that he slipped and fell hitting the hammer with his forehead

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Yeah man don't worry. Many people in that part of the world are good people and like so many places, if you are learning the language they will be very proud

I know that, the main thing for both of you is that you need to be fluent speakers and since you'll never be then you'll have a tough time integrating.

>Is it really that bad there

Yes. Canada is a sinking ship past the point of no return a long time ago. A month ago some fucking streetshitters move in next to my house.

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i will find you and fuck your cute little popo whole leaf boi

It's beautiful user. Congrats. That's very exciting.

Also my great grandparents on the Polish side left in 1918 loll.. Just a little longer and I could've applied for Polish citizenship. I was originally going to buy a house there except you need a permit

Perfect scenery to black the local population.

What? Don't be a rude immigrant user. Learn the language.

I have no interest in integrating anywhere. If I can find a house with a lot of land + good internet, then I will do that and live off of it. If I need a social fix I have 4 wonderful large cities a short drive away

I left my $800 monitor in its box accidentally in the apartment lobby recently and it took maybe 10mins for the immigrants to steal it(I m0ve around a lot and this last move was very chaotic because my taxi was blocking traffic)

>I have no interest in integrating
Then you're already done for you idiot. What's the difference between you and Mexican crossing the border and still not being able to speak English 30 years on?

Hey thanks man. Its noting set in stone, but its an idea and I'm leaving to visit Slovskia, Hungary Poland, Czechia, Ukraine and Romania, Slovenia and Croatia very soon. Although I think ill especially like Slovakia - just a guess

Naive.

So I'm using this house to save money. 300 USD a month and cheap food. Saving to buy a second home where I can continue being an idiot

Paying 1500-2000 cad a month and 400 for food, 150 for phone and internet is the definition of naive

So what? Lol

make it 100% and im definitely coming

Are you planning on staying there the rest of your life?

I mean that area is probably the most Jow Forums friendly in the world. I think a lot of people will move to central/eastern Europe in a couple decades after the immigrants take control

thats reason why i dislik fucking burgers and alltrash people in eu going to live in other countries. i hope you get treated like shit fucking nigger

Right now its just thoughts and in a couple weeks I'm going to tour the Visegrad area. Slovakia and Hungary have extremely affordable prices; I'm preferring Slovakia because of the mountains.

That's my only plan. And it mostly has to do with saving money because 50-100k euros means extremely cheap monthly payments. I have no other plans beside saving money

I understand that people like you exist. But I'm going to assume your type don't get out much, we'ok see I guess

>Doesn't understand Visas or immigration laws and thinks he can move wherever he wants.

Why are North Americans all like this? You are no better than shitskin migrants.

I'm so fucking down. Beer pong teams can be themed like pagans vs Christians and shit like that. Would be fkn glorious

Why do you compare non-shitskins to shitskins

my country is not over run by niggers unlike yours and its for a reason. every country that makes foreigners feel like in home will soon be over run by niggers and youre no better than the avg nigger from sudan coming to europe fucking trash leaf

There's no reasonable response. Sorry for whatever is upsetting you

And yeah if you'd like to explain a little of what I have wrong. I made this thread get info after all

dick in mouth now because its fact and i hope you get treated like shit. youre exact same like level like the immigrant in eu and your mutt views like "white nationalism" dont apply here because its not existant here

Good luck living in Slovakia without knowing the language. Few people know English here, especially outside the cities. What will you do if you get sick and could not explain to the doctor what the hell is wrong with you? Drive to Germany?

You're mad about something that doesn't concern you. Keep replying tho.. You're helping my thread. Nobody said anything about white nationalism.

Your behavior suggests that you don't belong to a slum. Don't worry, you don't be seeing me there

can see the attraction. remember and feed your guests now (and again).

Would be OK nr Bratislava, start wandering East, 'driving distances' are going to look awfully optimistic indeed. Theres general Yurope road standards, then, theres Eastern Yurope. Couldn't pay me to drive across some of that shit reg'lar.

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Something like that yeah

To live in Slovakia as a non-EU person, you must either have a work permit, be married to a local, be married to a person with a work permit, be a student, or be a refugee. As a Canadian, you can come without visa and stay up to 90 days, but these 90 are most likely the limit for a year. Which means that after 90 days you must leave Slovakia and return only the next year.

Yeah. Fortunately I get to choose my roads. Maybe they're all shit, maybe not.

That house has a desperate apartment. There's a front entrance from the street. Just an example of course.. As I plan on finding a place in the country

>Why do you compare non-shitskins to shitskins
default burger with his mutt views "white nationalism". good fix for person like u is put teeth on curb and smash with full force against head or put on knees and one bullet behind ear thats how worthless being you are

>info

>way one
Have a job ready in the country, have a fairly clean criminal file, apply for a work visa.
>way two
Inscribe at a university, have student visa, apply for work permit for persons from third countries
>way three
get a plane ticket to North Africa, make your way to the Lybian cost, pay some Nicaraguan ex military 10000 Euro, Blackface, hope some capitalist communist on a boat find you before the coast guard, only scream asyl and syria and speak made up shit, make your way to Germany

I'm very curious why you say 90 days for the year when every time I look it says otherwise. I'm genuinely curious and if you could be so kind as to help me out

That sounds pretty great user. Go for it!

You lost me. I work online, I have work

Thanks bro

With this visa the foreigner is allowed to stay on the territory of Slovakia during the period of its validity and it allows him/her to travel accross Schengen countries, but the duration of the stay cannot exceed 90 days in any period of 6 months.

From slovak-republic.org/visa-embassies/

Nothing is said about 90 days out of a year, only 6 months as usual

Thanks

>retarded slav discovers Jow Forums

All jokes aside, no one wants to move to your country faggot, stop equating Slovakia with Shit-stonia. The ONLY reason I or anyone for that matter would visit Estonia is for sex tourism. Your women are hot as fuck and LOVE North American cock, but that's about where your value ends.
>MFW I'll be visiting Riga and Tallinn next summer to go fuck girls before I study

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Perfect. Apply today and get ready to pay between 39 and 60% of your income to house Niggers Shitskins and lazy natives like me

person like you has to pay for them while we fuck them for free and im not talking about slovakia talking ingeneral what kind of sub human you are if you decide to move here nigger leaf

Yeah that is a downside for sure.

Hey man (op) here, see you there. Fyi Moscow has best prostitutes see.intimicity.nl

These are traveling/business visas. I was talking about entering without visa at all. My country (Ukraine) has a visa-free travel agreement with the EU, and Ukrainians can only be in the EU for 90 days during a year. I suppose Canada has something similar.

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Actually you need to Google search it, url won't work

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