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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dupuytren's_contracture
youtu.be/A3fYtoRNNNQ
vocaroo.com/i/s1qyc9vuQDxq
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>implying i wont make a new thread

ha

Is this the right one?

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>*knocks on car window*
>Anooooon-chaaaaan
>Why are there no British VNs?

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now this is a thread

What is a VN?
Video Nonce?

Met a tranny on tinder tonight she came round but I didn't fuck her thankfully. she looked a lot more manish in person and was about 6'2.

Don't think i'll be doing that again lads

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get the fuck away from my car window

what does brexit mean to you lads?
for me its fewer foreigners

Was probably lulu.

>falling for the tranny meme

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meens the pakis go 'ome, like?

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Poles out
Pakis in
Simple as

for me its only having to deal with one group of wankers (our government)

If I go 20 more mins then I’ve resisted the demon

Yeah I learnt my lesson tonight, not going to tell my mates though only you guys.

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Truth. At least we can vote our wankers out. Accountability!

question for english anons:
how common is the 'viking disease' in england?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dupuytren's_contracture
i haven't seen the numbers, but anecdotally i know it to be fairly common in scotland (two men in my family have it).

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What are you all thankful for on this Thanksgiving my britbong friend?

Did you get off with him though?

(Don't worry m8 it's probs just a moment of weakness and confusion)

Fuck the muds and jannies. Sick of them deleting threads

I fucking love these Norf/Souf guys

we do black friday here for some reason now, thinking of getting a playstation

>right

Racist.

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What exactly did you do with his penis?

I have it, my dad has it really bad can barely lift his two smallest fingers on both hands, same with his brother. Mines not bad yet, but if it's like my dad's it will slowly get worst the older i get. I'm from quite a heavily Viking settled city though

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What the fuck is Black Friday?

Requesting a norf/souf of British army redcoats fighting the zulus

destroying the eu

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You complete and utter absolute total fucking mong's.

yes more out of politeness if anything, I have learnt my lesson now though.
Felt it brushing against my leg when he huddled up, pretty fucked up don't think this experience has done me any good.

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We don't do thanksgiving, fuck off

The day ur mum gets her special visitor. You been living under a rock? Like a discount day, take a look at any shop sites, theyre all doing it.

>viking quads
wew. is your dad getting surgery for it? my granddad and great-uncle did.

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this

it's where all the niggers go raping

Oh I see

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not quite but close

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He had surgery for it like 25 years ago but it didn't help much. Apparently they can do a better job these days but I don't think it bothers him much, he's pretty used to it now.

When a bunch of mongs go out and fight to buy stuff they don't want or need just because it's on sale. Kind of like looting except you still have a to pay a bit of money for the stuff.

How are these drawn in photoshop?

Yeah, I've made a redcoat one but would love to make some more if anyone has any templates?

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Love that one

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will make a better one soon

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>living in space
>brown

I just want a goth gf lads

They're done in paint

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Yeah exactly this sort of framing.
"Cheerio ya cheeky skinny bastid!"

very good

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what did she look like?

Wtf?!

Kek. Just needs a hat and scraggly moustache

Can we get a "I'm so messed up" Norf hand covered in tomato sauce or something

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>two years later

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Question Time / This Week thread (late tonight because my computer shit itself):

>newspaper called fat cunt

It's the little things innit

>eddies last patrol

pass

Avril Lavigne weirdly enough.

Life’s like this.

>not just commenting on it here

Why?

I'll fix it later on

I think I need to work on Sausageroll Z

youtu.be/A3fYtoRNNNQ

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Daily reminder that Russia is our mortal enemy and NATO must crush them (until they manage to get a decent leader like Alexei Navalny).

Here are some things Russia is guilty of:

1) Fatally poisoning one of its own citizens in an extrajudicial state-sponsored assassination, using the highly rare and radioactive substance polonium-210, on another country's sovereign soil
2) Attempting another extrajudicial state-sponsored assassination, this time using the nerve agent novichok, again on another country's sovereign soil, and this time causing the death of an innocent citizen of that sovereign country
3) Supplying missiles to separatist militants in another sovereign country, who then use those missiles to shoot down a civilian airplane (flight MH17), resulting in all 298 innocent people aboard being killed
4) Illegally invading another sovereign country, illegally holding a sham "referendum" in that country while illegally occupying it with military force, and then continuing to illegally occupy said territory to this day
5) Stuffing ballot boxes, repeatedly, over the course of many "elections" over the course of many years, because their "democracy" is a sham
6) Arresting political opponents on jumped up or fabricated charges, for political reasons, as confirmed by a ruling of the European Court of Human Rights

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Tradition mate

Come on someone must have some goal posting templates, I have fuck all to do this weekend so will happily make a load of new ones.

Something like this would be appreciated

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Also I'm noticing this thread isn't getting bumped, I'm guessing the mods bumplocked it?

Yeah i was just going to mention that. Why bumplock rather than just delete...

nice observation

I'll post mine in next thread.

I'm off to bed soon mate still got to make it through friday at work

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what ?

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The pub froze...
vocaroo.com/i/s1qyc9vuQDxq

one of my favourites

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why do they persecute us so?

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Where’s the video?