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Looks like a cut up BBC drenched in gravy sauce. Don't you pale inbred chimpanzees have anything else to suck on?

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fuck off bubblehead

No, they're the fat morons people masturbate on. Only alphas around here are muslims.

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not sure if the chips and gravy you got there is a meme but here it's a standard pub lunch.

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>posts fries and gravy as if Americans are supposed to be impressed
>picture literally 1/4 of pic related
>no meat
>no guac
>no sour cream
How can bongs even compete

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Lmao, go die of liver poisoning you sun burnt celtic manlet.

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Nigger you have 6 inch wrists, a kid would put you through a wall

that's fucking gross wtf

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I'm over 6'0 in height, at this point I can just smack my dick on your face and knock you out. You pudgy fat goofy retard.

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It's called man fries. Its fucking awesome. You just stick to eating chopped liver and shitty fries nigel.

more like man-tit fries
Give me a battered sausage, curry sauce and a regular chips any day rather than that mountainous pile of calorific sludge.

who doesnt like fries with gravy?

So are most white people Abdul, I can't even hate on somalis that much, you really did get fucked genetically next to Indians

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Hello Muhammad, enjoying the sheep in the countryside?

I’m from Birmingham and confused as where to go now... might make a midlands Jow Forums

I'm sure you love sausages battering into your ass, faggot.

your beaner food isnt impressive. what op posted is a variation on mashed potatoes and gravy. using fried instead. i dont see many fries on the plate in your pic

He can’t get laid. Apparently ‘British girls are to ugly’ aka he can’t get them to shag him. Probably lived in a shitty damp and cold bedsit too. Sad.

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>guac
>sour cream
Build the fucking wall

Chippy Tea Chippy Tea
I wants a Chippy Tea
But you keep gee'in me posh nosh
It dunt agree wi' me
I don't want lobster thermidore
Wi' a raspberry coulis
I'm a working man
from Lancashire
And I wants a chippy tea

It's actually from a hawaiian joint you dumb fuck. That's bbq pulled pork on top.

You should try with cheese curds.

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Fuck me, i'm starving now. Gonna run down to the chippys now

Plate o slop right there.

Heres an all american staple.

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Where's the border for north/south?

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No cheese liocence?

Here's another popular one with you lot. Fuckin' 'ell, lad.

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This taconigger does not represent the US.
t. US citizen

m8 I can feel the bile rising in my throat

Southerner here. I love fucking! When do we start?

Everything below Shetland is da sooth

You dumb fuck it's from a hawaiian place, and it's good as fuck. Kill yourself you stupid cunt.

What a fuck bong? Why does all your cuisine look like a fucking ogre diarrhea?

Brunch today.

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>frogleafs

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its always brits and burgers discussing food literally default example this thread

you can order puke in the us?

Chips, sausage and gravy. Lovely.

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>hoegarden
I have bad news for you user

Fackin norven mankeys
Fatcha shudda kiuwd tha lotta yah
Filfy bartseds

I like wheat beer. They were out of franziskaner. It’s not for everyone.

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>oi lad help me ova I ave to reach my pint
>sure, np. come at me bruv

Franziskaner, paulaner, maisels shit ton of other wheat beer but you've resorted to the one which is so popular particularly among European homosexuals.

What the fuck is that? What kind of retard dunks fries into gravy?

Those bus stops have glass ceilings right?

Forget it Pierre
It's norftown

Oh...

Daaan saaaff is where the good stuffs at...

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Kraut, that's a botana platter, also called a sombrero platter, and if you tried one, your life would be changed.

Do you even health and safety mate?
I used to put up shit like this when I was a young lad for the smokers at my local factories, they're sheet PVC or plexiglass screwed across the top

That's brave and honorable but the question remains: why tho?

I agree. Carne Asada fries are delicious,

Oh you poor, poor fool. If only you knew the crunchy battered bliss. Deep throat this pork phallus, muttboy.

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Me? I got paid to do it, me and a couple of mates used to do odd jobs for them for cash on the side, help pay for uni and beers and that
The brave Souf FC man? Bit of banter innit

who scouse master race here

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We've got some big lads here

Excuse me? Can you talk a bit slower

Not a bad effort lad I chuckled
battered sausage is fucking delicious though, i shocked they don't do it in yankland, reckon you lardarses would go mad for it

You really want to talk to an american about deep frying anything?

No Irish mate sorry you'll have to fuck off

Now serious question. How many paki women did you infest with your conquer semen today my friend?

Excuse me but you seem to be culturally appropriating Quebecois culture. Poutine is a Quebec dish.

youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

Northerners are the most powerful race in the world.

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good thread

Ive akways thought that Americans are good at too things: they can sell you anything you don't need or you've ever thought of as sellable. They can even make money in their mother's grief. And second: they can deep fry anything that's edible

Not into bestiality pal I'd sooner fuck a fat newcastle slag

We do have it. We've had it for years. It's called a corndog.

Well, I know it's not the best material to impregnate and their asses are almost always hairy but it's your duty as a citizen.

I guess you use corn flower for it spar from bongs who use wheat. Bit the concept is pretty much the same yeah

War of Norfern aggression when?

Fuck the mods im sick of them trying to kill us off

Fucking northerner subhumans. Speak proper English and brush your fucking teeth, or I'll send more pakis your way. Incomprehensible pub lard.

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I call the Scouse many things
Masters is not one of them

Norf superiority

What the fuck is that?

Sausage chips and gravy

Get some culture please

Fuck you ya fag suck my penis like the gay bitch boy you are bi long live the Celts we will rape your Muhammad ass with the tips of our bag pipes man

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jocks arent northerners you dopey cunt

No bloody clue what you're talking about do ya

Northerners and Jocks vs Midlands and Southern fairies any day. To the victor goes Wales.

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alright bro

Is gravy worcestershire sauce in the UK? Because gravy here in Dixie is pale whitish gray and not translucent.

Has to be Sunday sport that. Too perfect a scenario to happen irl

daily star last week lad
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