Anonymous

Dear Jow Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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Fuck off

Imagine in a month or so these posts will be directed here from other boards

Based and redpilled. Trump 2020!

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Expecto patronum?

Now thats what I call an old copy pasta, nice updates to make it look new, but you still left in moot

>your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes
That would be the news and cia mainly. Thus you would know unless....

>aside us

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*Jews. Kek

So at 12:01am Pacific time when the site is still up, will you post your home address and boipussy for us to come fuck since you're such a colossal faggot?

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Aww I miss anonymous when they were based

sage in all feilds

based

>We will never work, we will never pay

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When your right eye is watching /pol, where does the left eye look at? Ceiling?

>kek u cant do sh*t"
You know the Ogdoad aren't limited to this board don't you. Kek.

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POSTING IN A FUNPOSTING THREAD

Wheres the image with this guy wearing a party hat?

>the leader
Cool gang

Hey, anonymoose, it's been a long while!

Can you please send me some free pizza? Preferably with green olives, tomatoes and spinach? Ooh, and feta cheese if they have any! That would be great, thanks!

>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
Fuck off larper. Show your real flag. How do you suck so many dicks with that shitty mask?

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>leader
>anarchists
k

I want to go back. I WANT TO GO BACK.

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> WORKING IN TACO BELL THE COUNTRY

You’re a fucking idiot

>We are legion.
>We do not forgive.
>We do not forget.
>
>- The Leader
Oh, the fucking cringe.

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TELL ME!
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
I NEED TO KNOW!
IT'S A HACK!

Works both ways actually

Don't steal my Hentai collection from my PC :(

How do they know you are the leader if you are all anonymous? Asking for a friend who wishes to remain anonymous.

Nigger

OP's eyes works every way.

True that! Thanks :)

Suck my balls faggots

>Don't steal my Hentai collection from my PC :(
Storing hentai on a PC in the year 2000. Get with it man.

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>sh*t

For fuck sake.

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jannies ban perfectly good threads but faggot bullshit like this slides through.

OP go blow some niggers.

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>We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet
>Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.
About damn time. If that's true of course. But something tells me it's not.

>cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet.
I love your work here :)

I'm sorry, user, please spare me

Your larp script is ancient. Moot doesn't even run this place anymore, does he?
Fuck, I forgot why I was...

kek you can't do shit. and anonymous is pro free speech you absolute faggot

Underated

> 194319164
you get nothing, no yous for you
this is some bottomfeeder quality bait and this is now a canadian hate thread in honor of thanksgiving. post your fav memes of the country that was started by the people who were too cowardly to fight the british

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This is on stars encore right now.

You mean the Anonymous that snitched each other out like basedboys. Fuck off.

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Fucking awesome!!! How do i join Anomilous?? I want to be an edgy teen supporting the NWO.

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this

Oh one thing though: Anonymous doesn't have "The Leader". Anonymous are everyone and no one at the same time.

if you want fucked up shit to be taken down go to /b/ this is a board of peace and we are all satire

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Nice Nice but check these numbers

He said 3 hours which would be about 7pm Pacific time.

you can't do anything and you won't do anything. just like avenatti (my personal little bitch) can't do shit but only suck my big dick

Wait? Isnt pol anonymous?

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RIP Terry

lol

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Anyone else think OP's pick is a gook?
You think Hiroyuki is trying to cover that he forgot to pay the server bill, and is just gonna let the site drop for a few hours?

Fuck you and your science! I want a qt boipussy to fugg
If I don't get a boipussy by 12:01 PST, I'll be putting you in panties and fucking you