Thanksgiving dinner stories

I feel your pain. My sister is out at the movies, just eating dinner with my mother tonight. She will not have conversations with people she doesn't agree with, and the more often my attempts/gestures at bridging the gap go unreciprocated or disrespected, the harder it is to justify continuing on with. But, still, she's family, and I just have to be her brother. The rule of thumb is to treat absolutely everyone you meet like children, especially women.

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>and then everybody clapped

>Grew up poor
>most family still poor
>I do alright for myself
>always share some of my wealth with the senpai during holidays cause i dont have a senpai yet
>no one gives a shit about politics
>eat a retarded amount of food at my sis' place in the country
>kids running around throwing shit in the fire
>sip beer until time to go

Yea it was a good time.

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My mom is a fuck Trump liberal, has been since the 60s, and i almost got into it, but didn't want to fuck up tg. Also the rest of my family is blue pulled normies with nothing to say.

This, bitch needs a good hard dicking

love this memory
wishing you well user

>Be me.
>Go over to mother's place last night.
>Brother, nephew, sister in law, father etc. all in another state having dinner tomorrow.
>Mother starts getting drunk
>Go to sleep
>Wake up thanksgiving
>Mother starts yelling about shit to her boyfriend.
>Ignore it
>Go take a nap
>Wake up 4 hours later
>Still yelling at her boyfriend
>Walk in room
>"Get out user, you aren't going to be here"
>Girl my mother is trying to set me up with is sitting there listening
>nap again
>2 hours later I go back to kitchen/living room
>Mother is still drunk and tense
>Later on Not-Girlfriend is feeling up my mother
>Stepfather-in-name-only gets creeped out
>Mother starts screaming her head off at him for accusing them of being lesbians
>Tell her stop or I'm leaving
>"GET THE FUCK OUT user"
>mfw
>Still screaming
>Call not GF as I'm driving away to tell her not to let the oil explode in the deep fryer.
>Not-GF start's crying
>Mother grabs phone, starts screaming into phone
>Hang up
>Drive home to apartment
>Eat nuke up Chinese food and chicken nuggets.
>mfw my mother ruined thanksgiving for bein a psycho nutjob
>Just like most holidays with her.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, doesn't matter how desperate you are, you never know what the child is going to go through.

your mums bipolar.
i feel your pain user

is ur youngest sister single?

>>family going around saying what we're thankful for at dinner

americans actually do this, holy shit bruh.

Just like my girl cartoons

Tell her to go to a Church.

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>This year
>Be me, just finished making my dinner and put it in the microwave (looked like pic)
>Didnt say shit to myself while eating it
>Wondering if I should go get a bottle of vodka
>Still not the top 3 worst thanksgiving I've been through

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>drive out to the family
>Dads having a thanksgiving lunch and mom is having the dinner 4 houses down the street so can cover the whole family
>lunch and dinner are great, whole family has been in the food business all their lives
>0 political discussions mostly dark humor about the friends and family dying or recently dead
>Sister pounds a bunch of alcoholic seltzersat 11 am
>Tells dads sister her desserts were shit
>Walks down to moms after eating half the cookies and puddings anyways
>Eats the pumpkin pie filling at moms with a fucking spoon
>drunk and full, she quietly stumbles to her room (shes 23) and falls asleep
>We spend the next couple hours having a lovely family gathering to the sounds of christmas music and the chainsaw of her snoring

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Nope, she's been dating the same guy since high school

Same here. Hold onto it user, the left is killing the family unit.

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cringe and larppilled

>thankful
>to a kike daemon
>for mere subsistence and fuck-all normie existence

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>go down
>eat food
>nobody brings anything up
>sportsball is on the tv
>talk about how fucked up banks security is with family members
>eat pie
>drive home

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Based

Your dad sounds wonderful.

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smash her bit into her face user. she needs to finish what she starts

Cheers I’ve been there.

Every single generation of my family was talking about how we live in facism under trump. I'm the only one.

Your dad is a good role model, son.

Holy fuck your dad is a chad. Sad that his daughter is such shit but sounds like 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

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>be 23
>driving two hours back to hometown
>see sister
>see sisters new spanish boyfriend
>tries to be friendly and initiate convo w/ said beaner
>beaner constantly checking phone, not social
>leave semi frustrated
>walk into kitchen
>grab knife
>begin to walk into family room to confront beaner
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>

These insights into the family lives of the average american retard are very delightful, thank you

>pumpkin as a sweet desert

Nigga what.

Pumkin is savoury and goes with roast vegetables.

>roast lamb
>roast pumpkin

God tier combination.

>ate turkey
7/10, looking forward to next year

Fuck her right in the pussy

Spent Thanksgiving alone. Watched a movie and played some vidya. Good times.
What are anons here thankful for? I'm thankful for all of my frens here. It's nice to have fellow autists to talk to

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and in doing so, they're driving the already established family unit closer together and closer to God.

Let 'em. The strong will prevail.

Every paki i have met has been a cool dude.

Id like to visit but im afriad ill get allah akbard and kidnapped by some radical jihadi's

>after thanksgiving is done sitting around drinking with dad and the boys for the first time, starts to rant about all the retards he has to put up with owning his own business
>says the most important thing to remember is to never underestimate the stupidity of a nigger

overall it was a comfy thanksgiving anons

This

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Pumpkin pie is based, redpilled, trad, and chad.

wtf, your sister sounds disgusting

how did your dad stand idly by and allow her to grow up indulging in such excess?

I spent Thanksgiving with my son. His mother was supposed to have him today, per our agreement, but she decided to get fucking wasted with her family and new boyfriend, and he ended up calling me crying, begging me to come get him, so I did just that. When I got there, everyone was just being dumb and drunk, they didn't even have any food ready (i didn't see food period). So, I scooped him up, told his mom not to bother getting him again, and took him back to my house. I called my mother and she brought Chinese food from his favorite take away and the pumpkin pie for tomorrow, so we put on the new Santa movie on Netflix, and we had a wonderful time.

It wasn't a bad Thanksgiving, but my heart aches that his Thanksgiving was absolutely ruined because his mother and her side of the family are retarded.

>Ate food
>Drank beer
>Kids were crazy but that’s to be expected
>Wife still thinks my mom hates her, but that was about it for drama
>Saw new baby
>Dad occasionally brought up Trump jokes but nobody cared
Honestly a good thanksgiving

sorry to dissapoint, fren, forgot to remove the memeflag

I thought that too lad until my nana made it one year I came over and I was like wtf

It can work as a sweet too

Bro and his wife bring their newborn. Insist we have Thanksgiving dinner at noon, right after they arrived, Brother's wife literally shouting SJW garbage the entire meal, then they dump their baby here while they go out for the rest of the day and don't come back till 9:45.

>slept in till 9
>bro was driving down south
>picked me up
>we went to mas bfs house
>chilled out
>shot mas new m1a1
>bf cooked dinner
>sipped on some redwine and napped a little
>bro sneezing for 4 hours straight
>have supper
>ma asks me to say grace
>say grace
>we eat
>proceed to watch claymations
>bro is stuffy and wants to leave
>cousin and his wife n kids are coming
>we live in the same town
>okay see you bro
>relax with ma and her bf
>looking at properties in hometown to buy
>bf is doig some housework
>listenig to some classical music while talking finances with ma
>cousin shows up with family
>auntie shows up with her boys
>uncle is deadbeat drunk
>cousin and I talk to aunties boys (our mutual cousins, but at least a decade younger)
>one cousin is thinking about college
>we talk to him about commuity college to save money
>smart boy and sees the financial advancatges
>sound of children laughing as they run around the house playing
>moody teens relaxing as the kiddos play with them
>middle cousin of auntie was punk
>getting his shit together, going back to school at night while working 20 hr a week at his mas job
>youngest of auntie is just a chill kiddo
>not worried except he might be a fag
>we'll see
>talk with auntie about family
>need for us all to be together
>emphasis on extended
>plans to see cousin of auntie in his gig next weekend
>older cousin with wife and kids gunna come check out the church I go to this sunday, gunna have breakfast with him and his family sunday morning beforehand.

It was good user. I love most of my family and they love me. Youngest bro was with my uncle having fun in the mojave. Dad was at his gfs house. It's not picture perfect, but we make it work as best as possible and try to help and guide each other.

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>>bf cooked dinner
faggot

my mothers bf you stupid spic.

Yeah she's a nutjob.

The sad thing is that actually happened.

Women. Aren't they great?

So strong. So independent.

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Tell her you are a National Socialist and actually wan the Holocaust to happen.

Your family are already willing to sit through and ignore anything.

I work with illegal immigrants and I taught them to say "thank God for dead natives"
I also got them running around saying the nigger word and nazi salute.

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The destruction of the family unit isn't such a bad thing. There is nothing more demoralising to me that witnessing feminist cunt and utter faggot boomer relatives ruin this country while the kids they are supposed to be protecting are sitting at the table.

This whole idea that you are ever going to get properly nice family gatherings again is fanciful.

Stop caring about the boomers and start restoring the nation they sold to the highest bidder. We're going to need strong families to do that.

One of my daughters hasn't talked to me since the day after Trump was elected because I am a "racist, Nazi, xenophobe, misogynist, transphobe", etc whatever phobe.
The rest of her siblings think she's lost her mind.

I think things like thanksgiving and Christmas need to be seen as more low key, you can't have a strong family if you have morons polluting people's minds.

>mom and gf made delicious food
>dad was on call but didn't get called all night
>all ate dinner together
>family we liked is dead
>rest of family are shit
>still a great time

I know user. My family is fucked up, but not all of us are. The people that aren't stick together and try to show the younger ones the dangers that await them if they follow in the footsteps of my other family members. We show them the failures of those in our family to guide those that can be protected and saved away from a path of degeneracy.

Politics are never discussed at the table most of the reason being most of my family isn't political. Me and a couple of my cousins will talk after dinner while watching niggerball.
I do however have a cousin that always has to bring his commie shit to the table but this year we didn't invite him and he can't just show up because at 37 years old he needs someone to pick him up.

Yes. It's what you're supposed to do on THANKSGIVING.
You're giving thanks for all the good shit in your life instead of dwelling on bad shit for just 1 frikken day a year.
And eat a bunch of food.

related user. read this. your daughter has been brainwashed. tell her you love her. show her pateience and compassion. pray for her. don't argue with her, but be a gentle and loving father.

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pumpkin pie and pumpkin bread are thanksgiving staples. your a bogan, stop acting like you know American culture.

Fuck, I should send that to my mom.

>my family are liberals
>my outspoken socialist aunt who is a teacher and a pill-popper and possibly on meth and fucks black guys probably wasn't there
>thanksgiving went quietly

checked and based and redpilled

Sounds like a fun holiday. InAus holidays are just excuses for people to get drunk.

We don't even differ on political opinions. We grabbed our parts and went to our respective rooms.
Then later in the day I took my father to Walmart so he could buy printers that were cheaper than the ink cartridge that came with them.

It was a pretty good Thanksgiving.

unironically I know that guy IRL LOL
always funny to see him on Jow Forums. He would not be amused. Kinda a hot head.

Based but also sending her to college is what caused her hysterical leftism :/

Y'all do it, she's fuck ugly, fat, and barrel shaped

Michael Ironside?

yeah, you know him? hes a muscle car guy, has a lot of classics

Yeah I told him that. She wants to go back for a master's degree in women's policy studies because she doesn't like working. I think I managed to convince him not to pay for it.

Ditto here, more or less, just with added feasting. Pretty great desu.

I hate you all. It's not your fault you have strong family units. I still hate all of you.

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Uh, no. He's a pretty famous actor.

checkd, go to church user. seek out a community. we're out there and welcoming. we are always looking for people that want out of the mainstream culture and into a parallel society.

Ive hung out with him for like 4th of july fireworks but only because we have friends in common.

>she's fuck ugly, fat, and barrel shaped
I still probably would. Post pics of the soles of your sister's feet.

Here's one to cheer everyone up.
>Be me sitting at kids table to keep my 4 year old cousin company.
>My uncle that lost a half a finger while sawing lumber sits with us
>My cousin refuses to eat her turkey.
>My uncle decides to play a trick on her and say he ate his finger cause he refused to eat his turkey long ago.
>My cousin is so fascinated by the story she runs to her parents and tells them that he ate his finger.
>The entire table erupts with laughter and everyone has a great time.
My uncle decided to tell her the truth so she wouldn't talk about it at preschool

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We opened up the time capsule we made 6 years ago where everyone wrote a few notes. It was funny to see that almost none of us are the same people we were when we wrote them. No politics came up, but I was quiz master for trivia and I made a politics category but kept it civil with questions like who was the first president to pardon a turkey? Pretty good overall.

Neat, I guess. Next time you see him tell him some random dude on an anime website thinks he did a good job in Starship Troopers.

My best friend of 15 years did this to me.

>not reporting beaners to ICE on the spot
I'm ashamed desu

>Nintendo 64
>xbox one

get rid of those and you'll seek out something more fulfilling user. the bread n circus is nothing in comparison to the love of God and family.

I don't really get along with him, but next time I see him I'll tell him you said hello. I'll ask what he thinks of the memes of him. He'll probably get pissed off LOLOL dude is just moody.

a lot of people are nice to him because of his work so they put up with his BS. I don't give two shits about that and don't kiss his ass so we've never been pals, just acquaintences. Just for the record LOL

He strikes me as the moody sort.

I like your Chad-dad already.

Hang in there, buddy. Have a (You).

Yeah he's the kinda guy that when you talk to him you're never sure if he's going to throw a fist or something. Who the fuck wants to be around that kind of energy.

Its okay user I've also lost my lifelong best friend over stupid shit

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