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**itt**: yellow stone just erupted
Justin Lee
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Ayden Hernandez
>Implying anyone cares about flyover states.
Gavin Evans
Thank God
David Thomas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jaxson Perry
Trump blames Obama personally for this disaster.
Angel Turner
Jackson Stewart
WTF ITS REAL, YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Gavin Turner
top kek
Jonathan Powell
Yellowstone here, AMA
Landon Watson
>flyover states
>entire country destroyed
Adam Barnes
If I took off the mask would you die?
Benjamin Harris
the Mormons are well equipped for such an event. they will have the highest concentration of survivors despite being close to the epicenter.
Austin Bailey
Justin Barnes
For you.
Noah Taylor
CHAT WE FORGOT monkaW
Ethan Anderson
>mfw Fl posting
Gabriel Russell
OH SHIT
Nathan Richardson
New batch of Californians moved to Laramie.
It would be extremely painful
Jose Williams
UU
UU
Sebastian Reyes
More proof that /tv/ and Jow Forums are one
Dylan Myers
Why did this make me kek?
Isaiah Turner
Obama would have blamed it on Bush so it's only fair.
Jordan Butler
GOD DAMNIT I'M OUTTA HERE1111
Adrian Harris
Well, there goes white people's last hope. Funny how this is what triggers our Fermi paradox.
Cooper Foster
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jaxson Brooks
goodbye anons I think I'll just shoot myself instead of choking on the ashes
Christian Hernandez
Idahofag here. It'd probably be a quick death, and if not I could die providing emergency response to the locals.
As far as dying goes, it's not too shabby.
Nathan Carter
Fuck off, I've never been to /tv/, I have been to /b/, and that's where I used to fuck around, until the spiderman trolling against the degeneracy stopped.
I want my house of tards back as it was, dammit, and if I have to kill the Jews for it, so be it.
Easton Peterson
It's not. I'm in Wyoming. There would be air raid sirens if there was.
Stop this.
Dylan Walker
Unlikely to be a quick death
Thomas Hernandez
>Bush leave Obama failing economy
>Obama fixes it, blames Bush
>Obama leaves thriving economy
>Trump helps the rich, blames Obama for... ?
Austin Jones
She has been very active seismically lately, also around the caldera. Remember that fissure that opened south of the crater this year? I hope she erupts during the grand solar minima, seems like our best chances.
Ryder Campbell
About time.
Aaron Long
Fake news. I'm going to fly over your house momentarily
Ryder Butler
Underrated proper response
> magmapilled
> ashpilled
> lavapilled
Camden Edwards
Check em
Isaac Adams
There would be no American flags in the thread. Europoors would celebrate for about twenty minutes until Israel realizes what happened and nukes half the planet to let everyone know who the new boss is. Then it would just be memeflags and Africa celebrating.
John Jones
the *itt* implies hypothesis
Angel Adams
>dis r ploticlics
Justin Walker
>Flyover states could disappear overnight and no one would notice.
Carson Evans
I'm in the blue. More than just ash is coming my way.
David Cox
Isaac Hill
Ice age when?
Jonathan Hernandez
Save the people of Utah and Montana. the rest burn.
Grayson Baker
Caleb Harris
Looks like my house and car would be covered in 3cm of ash. Lots of trees and plants would die, but I'd make it.
Jaxon Cook
I would make a joke about you presuming you’d live but tbqh I think you’ll be safe in Israel.
Joshua Phillips
that's exactly what a volcano would say
fuck off VIDF. remove flag
Nathaniel Adams
I love that show, too bad it's started dragging it's feet in the third season.
I hope they bring back the life to it in the fourth.
Gavin Price
Adam Baker
larper with memeflag.
the ground is rattling here in casper.
birds flying at night...dogs howling...moon weeping blood...deer and antelope scattering in panic.
comfy af
Luis Cruz
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fake and gay is this happening??
Adam Murphy
Nathaniel Russell
Itt: op is a lying faggot
Jackson Russell
Dr. Pavel, I'm Fallout
Luke Myers
your best bet would be finding a structure that can withstand the weight of volcanic ash on it's roof. possibly a commercial high rise building. then finding some way to screen the air so your lungs don't fill with particulate matter and cause you suffocate while sleeping. the layer of ash will be so thicc that cannibalism wont even be an option since everything will be buried.
Leo Adams
Aiden Rogers
Nolan Thompson
its fine in missoula
Jace Green
Until there wasn’t any fucking food.
Logan Baker
Thank god
Christian Wood
this is okay nigger
Asher Wright
>Tfw Denver
As long as I see a thread and shitpost before it burns me alive
Jaxon Young
Ok, lol. There are easier ways to die.
Easton Hughes
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Isaac Moore
Easy isn't fun, I want to get down to skin and bones with no energy, forced to kill my dog for food
Nathan Carter
Make sure to die in a funny jojo pose so that future archeologists will be puzzled when they make a plaster cast of your body.
Aaron Gonzalez
What a silly question to ash.
I'll be here all night folks.
Austin Ramirez
Don't worry I got this. Dick in my right hand, huge dragon dildo in my left and a glass bottle up my ass so they gotta be meticulous and shit
pic related, future me
Owen King
fuck me I need more alcohol
Colton Russell
haha awesome, be sure to seal a note inside the bottle.
Elijah Fisher
Based and kekpilled
However. Imo,
Ethan Hall
>checks flag
Seems legit, have a (you) and whisky on me, lad.
Austin Carter
You'd whine like a bitch til' you quietly left existence.
Julian Sanders
What would the response even be if it was determined an eruption was imminent within 10 years? There is really nothing that could save the country from descending in chaos.
>everyone in the country would have to relocate to the east coast
>vast majority of crops and livestock decimated lead to food shortages
>planes unable to fly due to ash
>air/water quality completely fucked
>no way in hell the government would be able to maintain order
Luke Martin
Checked. Vaults it is.
Like.. 2 or 3 of them..
Angel Reyes
I'm already living on 500 calories a day if even that for 3 years now. I have chronic fatigue from a degenerative disease. I will gladly go into oblivion with a smile faggot. Got no family, killed my uncle this winter, I hope I fucking die soon
Grayson Brooks
You can laugh at the fly over states all you want but at the end of the day we both still live in New Jersey senpai
Luke Butler
Unironically, are you a skeleton?
Jace Wood
Im personally waiting to see another la quake. That should be nice
Easton Johnson
>didn't clean penis
>gotta evacuate FAST
Jackson Powell
wait, you killed your uncle?
meh whatever...
Robert Williams
Yellowstone just flew over my house.
Logan Walker
chekkked
no most of my caloric intake is protein. I get a deer once or twice a year and live on that, rarely some elk. I just would rather put the money into my house for when I leave it to someone. Paid off and I'm 22, no idea who it's gonna get left to
Isaac Roberts
Darn jews
Tyler Barnes
>implying commiefornians can eat without flyover states
Luke Nelson
>tfw the second best region for whites to live finna die on some nature shit
did someone tell obama's HUD while they were sending refugees to these parts of the country?
Joshua White
Lol 22, starving himself to death, worried about who he is going to leave his shit to when he dies. Get the fuck outta the house and eat a meal skeletor.
Jackson Watson
Glad I'm here in NY
Andrew Perry
Grandpa who was the only father I ever had, passed a couple months prior. Had to spoon feed him and watch him get down to real skeleton type shit, had to lift him up...got so bad I would walk in and he's sitting on the side of the bed pissing into a trash can. Uncle decides to break into my house and start kicking my dog and shattered windows, my dog was fucking puddling blood everywhere I'm so happy she's okay, only thing I care about on this rock anymore. Shot my uncle through the gut and he bled out across the field screaming help me all my neighbors heard, fucked up man. Been having nightmares every night almost about death. I also predicted where he would break in a year prior, and the night before I swapped all the FMJ rounds in my rifle to hollow points as if I was being guided, among other creepy shit. God wants me alive..for now.
Jason James
thats a pretty fucked up situation
Joshua Brown
You'd be out of food in a matter of days.
Levi Ward
I would definitely cross some people off my list before I go down.
Lincoln Moore
meh I'm like 175 at 5'11, what the fuck do I care about food user? I'm just surviving at this point, enough food to function and I'm happy. When we die it's not like anyone will remember us, let alone "man that kid was too skinny" kek what the fuck will I care I'll be dead
it's life user, shits been happening for thousands of years. Anyone that thinks you can kill someone and it not affect you is full of shit, you're fine for a month or two and then the nightmares hit and the blood pressure you can't even drive because you can't focus for shit.
Luis Reyes
175 at 5'11 is actually a pretty good weight.
Nathaniel Ward
Gavin Diaz
Fuck, you alright, user?
Joseph White
Angel Rogers
That's a great impression of a Democrat npc, have a (You)
Kayden James
What's the barcode on those?