Post pics of your turkey and give thanks to the based blanket throwers for founding the greatest nation on earth
Post pics of your turkey and give thanks to the based blanket throwers for founding the greatest nation on earth
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my turkey was smoked and it is fucking delicious.
Glad to hear that user, been wanting to try smoking a turkey for years
BASED
I see what you did there
I didn't take a picture of my turkey, but imagine all the poor leafs that saved up all year and could only afford turkey lunch meat for today.
I don't think leafs celebrate this holiday
This turk that was in turkey told me they do
that was in canada*
smoked, and stuffed with sausage. Two and a half hours at 400 degrees.
Used the bag, smart move user.
That looks fucking amazing user
Tried putting butter under the skin to keep it extra moist as well
not sure if it made a difference tho
Thank you sir, it was quite delicious.
brine ftw
Damn I got hungry all over again.
Did someone say seconds?
We celebrated it last month, now we're declaring bankruptcy.
>he put shes on his turkeys drumsticks
thats one stylish turkey user
>shoes
We picked up a pre-made turkey for our meal. Nothing close to how good that smoked turkey looks.
These are pets, we didn't tell them what we were eating today.
Wow you’re mom did a good job
Go back to the basement now, kyle
Fucking americans, noone cares about your shitty holidays
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Do you guys not have hutterites deliver fresh turkey slaughtered 2 days before Thanksgiving?
Shame.
>flag
Settle down kalib w/o Shitty Americans you and your country would be a grave yard
who /dressing/ here?
no paprika on your eggs?
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I don't take pictures of food like a woman, faggot.
It was ok.
holy fuck that was reddit tier
literally based
Oy vey, what a mess!!
>Kosher salt
Another than that looks good
normally yeah, we were out this time though and no one wanted to bother with running 30 mins to the store for it
>blanket throwers
Wrong!
>The long-held idea that Europeans were the first to bring tuberculosis to the Americas when they arrived in the 15th Century has been thrown into doubt.
>Instead, a study suggests that the deadly disease was present in the area hundreds of years before Christopher Columbus made landfall.
>Genetic tests reveal that humans were probably not responsible for moving TB to the New World at all - instead, seals carried it there.
why the fuck is there a bag around your turkey's?
GET YOUR FUCKING TOY OFF THE TABLE NOW
king's hawaiin rolls?
Baste and redpilled.
Smoked pepper turkey is delicious, and the leftovers made into grilled sandwiches the next morning for breakfast is even better.
Plastic particles in turkey turns the turkey gay
This gayness allows the turkeys rectum to expand so you can fit more stuffing and sausage in its cavity.
Only uninformed people Eat straight turkeys
cooks faster
you have to put a FUCK ton under the skin. Add sage to the butter to open the turkey up to absorb the butter. dont use A BAG EVER. use a cheese cloth. also use chicken broth + a bottle of cheap pinot grigio in your baste. Baste as much as possible.
pic related: my turkey
a whole country crock fuckin big bucket of butter plus half a shaker of sage in that mfin skin + 2 more sticks in the baste. You want a moist turkey? youre not going for health motherfucker. You dont cook a turkey with health in mind. You have to use an ungodly amount of butter. Paula Dean x 5
i thought that was a gore pic in the thumbnail
I get my turkey moist by licking the rim of its cavity and spitting down its neck before I slap it a bunch of times
might as well just shoot yourself
butter is healthy, especially unpasteurized butter
the butter trick is pretty great. last year I mixed up garlic herb butter and put that under the skin then stiched it back closed. worked great.
Going duck hunting in 3 hours, if I get lucky I'll shoot a goose today and put it in the oven tonight.
I can see the herbs under the skin, looks fucking great but needs shoes like OPs
Same here. I have about 30 of the bastards, but I havent put any of them in the oven yet since I make money selling pairs and chicks.
>tfw picture of them is bigger than max file size
Fuck this gay website.
Thread is comfy af thanks guys
They shit a ton. 30 must be insane.
country crock isnt butter, its vegetable oil spread. use real butter, youll see a huge difference.
Happy Thanksgiving my brother! & GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
look at that sexy bird slow cooked all night with allot of butter.
That looks fucking disgusting.
but tasted fucking good.
Yeah, they do. I have about 16 acres up front for them to roam, but they still do pretty much whatever the fuck they want. Shit up my carport and shop, nest wherever the hell they want, go visit the neighbors. They are distressingly stupid.
yep god bless a zionist jew loving cuck faggot
your turkey and stuffing looks like shit
this is how you do it but with season under the skin
>no mac n cheese
>green bean casserole
dumb nigger
what kind of cannibal leaves the roasties vagina behind?
did that
>mac and fucking cheese for thanksgiving
>calling someone else a nigger
dont let the mutt become self aware
mac n cheese is literally the whitest dish you fucking shit skins wouldnt know a thing about that
KEK
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what the fuck is on its feet?
Your country is barely a quarter of a millennium old and already dying. Get over yourself!
Nice try leaf, show your flag
>Smoked turkey with Cajun injections
>Sweet potatoes topped with marshmallows, Coconut, and almonds
>homemade cranberry sauce
>grandmas secret stuffine recepe
>Apple, pecan, and pumpkin pie
Good day
Its called a frill. Its just a decorative paper hat that some people put on the ends of the drumstick for... reasons? I guess some people just don't want to see the bones.
We won't have it til tonight but it is a 14 pounder with Uzbek spice marinade. Having another American family over for dinner. Recorded the Saints game as well so we get the feel of being back in the land of American exceptionalism, which doesn't exist here.
You might have a comfy country, with amazing geography and wildlife, but you sure figured out how to fuck it up pretty quickly.
Face the fact, Burger: unless some momentous change occurs, your country will soon belong to the mestizos; you only had it for a couple hundred of years.
It was something that was done more in the early 1980’s. Along with all the typical tacky food garnishes from that era.
>Not recording the Cowboys v Redskins for historical accuracy
you messed up, spic