Post pics of your turkey and give thanks to the based blanket throwers for founding the greatest nation on earth
Post pics of your turkey and give thanks to the based blanket throwers for founding the greatest nation on earth
Dominic Sanders
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Kayden Nelson
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my turkey was smoked and it is fucking delicious.
Jaxon Stewart
Glad to hear that user, been wanting to try smoking a turkey for years
Noah Mitchell
BASED
Bentley Jenkins
I see what you did there
Easton Smith
I didn't take a picture of my turkey, but imagine all the poor leafs that saved up all year and could only afford turkey lunch meat for today.
Landon Cooper
I don't think leafs celebrate this holiday
Jose Campbell
This turk that was in turkey told me they do
Andrew Bennett
that was in canada*
Josiah Foster
smoked, and stuffed with sausage. Two and a half hours at 400 degrees.
Zachary Hill
Used the bag, smart move user.
Grayson Wright
That looks fucking amazing user
Leo Garcia
Tried putting butter under the skin to keep it extra moist as well
not sure if it made a difference tho
Justin Anderson
Thank you sir, it was quite delicious.
Wyatt Kelly
brine ftw
Owen Nguyen
Damn I got hungry all over again.
Angel Hill
Did someone say seconds?
Thomas Bailey
We celebrated it last month, now we're declaring bankruptcy.
Aaron Price
>he put shes on his turkeys drumsticks
thats one stylish turkey user
Jayden Hughes
>shoes
Owen Foster
We picked up a pre-made turkey for our meal. Nothing close to how good that smoked turkey looks.
These are pets, we didn't tell them what we were eating today.
Nolan Morales
Wow you’re mom did a good job
Go back to the basement now, kyle
Christian Ortiz
Fucking americans, noone cares about your shitty holidays
Liam Parker
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Julian Rivera
Do you guys not have hutterites deliver fresh turkey slaughtered 2 days before Thanksgiving?
Shame.
Aiden Diaz
>flag
Settle down kalib w/o Shitty Americans you and your country would be a grave yard
Bentley Gonzalez
who /dressing/ here?
Jace Taylor
no paprika on your eggs?
Connor Green
Checked
I don't take pictures of food like a woman, faggot.
Isaiah Miller
It was ok.
Landon Johnson
holy fuck that was reddit tier
Aiden Evans
literally based
Jack Williams
Oy vey, what a mess!!
Luke Bell
>Kosher salt
Another than that looks good
Liam Long
normally yeah, we were out this time though and no one wanted to bother with running 30 mins to the store for it
Kayden Smith
>blanket throwers
Wrong!
>The long-held idea that Europeans were the first to bring tuberculosis to the Americas when they arrived in the 15th Century has been thrown into doubt.
>Instead, a study suggests that the deadly disease was present in the area hundreds of years before Christopher Columbus made landfall.
>Genetic tests reveal that humans were probably not responsible for moving TB to the New World at all - instead, seals carried it there.
Jeremiah Ross
why the fuck is there a bag around your turkey's?
Ethan Smith
GET YOUR FUCKING TOY OFF THE TABLE NOW
Liam Young
king's hawaiin rolls?
Jacob Wood
Baste and redpilled.
Smoked pepper turkey is delicious, and the leftovers made into grilled sandwiches the next morning for breakfast is even better.
Owen Wilson
Plastic particles in turkey turns the turkey gay
This gayness allows the turkeys rectum to expand so you can fit more stuffing and sausage in its cavity.
Only uninformed people Eat straight turkeys
Camden Harris
cooks faster
Julian King
you have to put a FUCK ton under the skin. Add sage to the butter to open the turkey up to absorb the butter. dont use A BAG EVER. use a cheese cloth. also use chicken broth + a bottle of cheap pinot grigio in your baste. Baste as much as possible.
pic related: my turkey
Ryder Barnes
a whole country crock fuckin big bucket of butter plus half a shaker of sage in that mfin skin + 2 more sticks in the baste. You want a moist turkey? youre not going for health motherfucker. You dont cook a turkey with health in mind. You have to use an ungodly amount of butter. Paula Dean x 5
Luke Johnson
i thought that was a gore pic in the thumbnail
Leo Rivera
I get my turkey moist by licking the rim of its cavity and spitting down its neck before I slap it a bunch of times
Xavier Ortiz
might as well just shoot yourself
butter is healthy, especially unpasteurized butter
Jeremiah Richardson
the butter trick is pretty great. last year I mixed up garlic herb butter and put that under the skin then stiched it back closed. worked great.
Going duck hunting in 3 hours, if I get lucky I'll shoot a goose today and put it in the oven tonight.
Eli Morgan
I can see the herbs under the skin, looks fucking great but needs shoes like OPs
Andrew Jones
William Reed
Same here. I have about 30 of the bastards, but I havent put any of them in the oven yet since I make money selling pairs and chicks.
>tfw picture of them is bigger than max file size
Fuck this gay website.
Parker Ortiz
Thread is comfy af thanks guys
Jackson Jenkins
They shit a ton. 30 must be insane.
Joseph Thomas
country crock isnt butter, its vegetable oil spread. use real butter, youll see a huge difference.
Camden Lopez
Happy Thanksgiving my brother! & GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
Austin Harris
look at that sexy bird slow cooked all night with allot of butter.
Jacob Baker
That looks fucking disgusting.
Daniel Kelly
but tasted fucking good.
Julian Phillips
Yeah, they do. I have about 16 acres up front for them to roam, but they still do pretty much whatever the fuck they want. Shit up my carport and shop, nest wherever the hell they want, go visit the neighbors. They are distressingly stupid.
Robert Hughes
yep god bless a zionist jew loving cuck faggot
your turkey and stuffing looks like shit
this is how you do it but with season under the skin
Jonathan Taylor
>no mac n cheese
>green bean casserole
dumb nigger
Matthew Green
what kind of cannibal leaves the roasties vagina behind?
Kevin Lewis
did that
Nathan Fisher
>mac and fucking cheese for thanksgiving
>calling someone else a nigger
Owen Carter
dont let the mutt become self aware
Connor Wood
mac n cheese is literally the whitest dish you fucking shit skins wouldnt know a thing about that
Ethan White
KEK
Joseph Lopez
Lost
Owen Smith
what the fuck is on its feet?
Adrian Brown
Your country is barely a quarter of a millennium old and already dying. Get over yourself!
Samuel Gutierrez
Nice try leaf, show your flag
Alexander Torres
>Smoked turkey with Cajun injections
>Sweet potatoes topped with marshmallows, Coconut, and almonds
>homemade cranberry sauce
>grandmas secret stuffine recepe
>Apple, pecan, and pumpkin pie
Good day
Colton Peterson
Its called a frill. Its just a decorative paper hat that some people put on the ends of the drumstick for... reasons? I guess some people just don't want to see the bones.
Cooper Nelson
We won't have it til tonight but it is a 14 pounder with Uzbek spice marinade. Having another American family over for dinner. Recorded the Saints game as well so we get the feel of being back in the land of American exceptionalism, which doesn't exist here.
Mason Wilson
You might have a comfy country, with amazing geography and wildlife, but you sure figured out how to fuck it up pretty quickly.
Face the fact, Burger: unless some momentous change occurs, your country will soon belong to the mestizos; you only had it for a couple hundred of years.
Jason Ross
It was something that was done more in the early 1980’s. Along with all the typical tacky food garnishes from that era.
Kayden Brown
>Not recording the Cowboys v Redskins for historical accuracy
you messed up, spic