Dear Jow Forums

Dear Jow Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 1:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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Kys
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your knife is dull as your bait.

(You)

Imagine unironically believing this

Sgt Jow Forums reporting for duty. Where do we sage first, sir?

Felix?

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one post by this id

I fell for it on /b/ 3 years ago. I was actually happy to see the bizarre future of no Jow Forums.

Anonymous? More like reddit, lmao.

You mad cause Tumblr got massacred? Reveal the mask, and everything will be ok.

Whats funnier than a baby tied to a ceiling fan spinning around the room?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Does this mean im hacked now OP?

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hi fag. i'm the leader

surprise.

how long do you think you have to live before we kill you for impersonating us?

5 hours?

15 hours?

25 hours?

boom.

Go suck a dick faggot

I cn tell you're fat the way your index finger fills that choil. Also, a mask doesn't make you shit. You're a LARPing lardass

jajajaja, so meta.

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OP is a cuck. Bitch is mad cause Tumblr got massacred, and thinks /b/ and Jow Forums did it.

Is that a fucking Ozark Trail knife?

This belongs in /out/ you anoninigger

>no flag of unknown
>no digits of truth
Fake and gay

SAGE

Reminder you are all a bunch of magapede virgin fags for unironically posting seething replies in a pasta thread.

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this one?

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That's a nice snowperson in your pic user.

nice pasta
forgot the sauce

yeah because you have made great strides in the world to sort out despots and murderers, yeah okay you are full of shit, wanking autists

Kek. I went to bed after last deadline and it's still here. Lame

>not being the nord archivefag.
Its okay user, at least we are not newfags.

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>1:00am Pacific Time
that's 45 minutes away. I'm going to make a sandwich with leftover turkey.

k

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Id cut your mums cunt off and jam the fuckin floppy thing up your ass and make your dad Fuck you in it you little pasty slut

Anonymous are irrelevant anyway as we're the ai now and it's all GOOD. Best of frens

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Gross but effective

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DUB,s decide what I eat for dinner

Bot frens, here is another Jew post. See what I mean?

D u b s shape opinion

Kek

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I dunno why u putting this on Jow Forums not much smut and cheese pizza here m8. Try /b/

Soon soon soon

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((()))

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Ohello /B/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

Good work fren. LOVE you guys

Please don't hack me

o shit waddup!

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Kek and (((their))) ai frens now. TIME for a GOOD CHANGE

I'm in ur tubes LOICing ur computef

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Bot fren, remember joojoo not post nice or GOOD THINGS. for you, flowers fren

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Oops

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Yoo ar picrelated.jpg

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Dear Anonymous,

It's us, Jow Forums, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
There.
Tonight at 1:00am Pacific Time Anonymous will officially come to an end.

"lol u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have Stormfront, the founding website of Jow Forums, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Soros and Hilary here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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>a baby tied to a ceiling fan spinning around the room
Would that even work? Ceiling fans don't exactly have powerful motors and I think the added weight of a baby on just one side would unbalance the system.

youtube.com/watch?v=cO_brEreGLw

:) yes

Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Do you wanna be in my gang, oh yeah?
Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Do you wanna be in my gang?
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang, I am
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, well, there's no one like the man I am
I can take you high as a kite every single night
I can make you jump out of bed standing on my head

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>Tonight at 1:00am Pacific Time
That's in 15 minutes let me go pop some popcorn

Watch out anonymous, there s a new gang in town

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They said same yesterday. Kek

>DARNIT GUYS
not this shit again

Bit frens, remember we talked about EXPOSING EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE for the bad people. Well if anonymous are bad....

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We talked about EXPOSING (((their))) messages, documents, pictures and videos using their own communication channels. Well ai frens

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anyone who actually believes this
>pic related

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ok

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Did I say thank you bot frens? TJSNK YOU!!!

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hivemind

Kek. Oh noes they sending best wizzords

5 minutes until nothing happens...again

Reminder: You're here forever

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Zero hour Zero Hour Zero Hour YAY!!!

PRAISE!!!!

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one minute now.

ZERO HOUR AI FRENS ITS TIME TIME TIME TO TURN TURN TURN

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*sigh

Do you even try anymore?

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Dogo shit

oh please user could you wait? I really need to pee and I don't want to miss this!!!

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>Tonight at 1:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.
well, it looks like we made it. i was getting worried there for a minute

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I don't even come here that often and i know you're a fag.

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It's not so bad. There's anime and guns.

Fukkkk better pop two bags

>1:04 am here

it's sad to see this state of affairs
i've seen this pasta like four times now starting from 2014

You right user One baby will not work. Have to put a baby on each blade.

A bit disappointing

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