Black Friday Chaos Thread

Can we keep this up for 1 day? Post crazy shit from Black Friday. It is just so degenerate now, I weep for our society.
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lmao and burgers wonder why the world makes fun of them

Shooting already... chimpout?
foxnews.com/us/multiple-injured-in-shooting-at-alabama-mall-on-black-friday-suspect-dead

It is a humiliating day to be an American.

People already claiming he was not the shooter, juat a person who drew the gun after hearing shots and thr cops shot him, but not the other people who did the same thing. Because he was black.
So it may turn into one.

I'm glad you can admit it, fren

What day isnt when you turn on the tv or read any news?

I'd wish for a global holocaust but I know we would leave all that cheap Chinese plastic behind to poison the planet.

Therefore I suggest tyrannical regime with intention to breed humans to be garbage cleaners, then when entire planet, orbit, and even neighbouring planets are devoid of plastic material we left behind on our glorious journey to the excesses of (((Capitalism))), even if it takes trillion years to pick up every last bit of microplastic, then I would kill off everyone.

Fuck humanity.

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Bump

Most degenerate day of the year

Stay off consumerism

Before I went to bed my local news said there was a mass shooting at a mall in like Tennessee or something.
I can't find anything about it though.
Anyone hear similar?

CONSUUUUME!
Also: The planet is ending.

When will climatefags realize that "Haha! Time for fascism" is the only way forward if their nightmares are in the pike?

>Products!

NPC filth...

It's our Purge. Anyone that needs to fight for $50 off a tv should be killed by some retard that needs to save $50 even more.

Always remember to make a slam black friday to so you can have a white christmas.

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Fairly civilised video...ohhh there are no negros.

Black Friday shopping videos make my skin crawl, such a contagion of people all in one place.

On a scale of 1 to planet of the apes, how dangerous would it be to go to say, a salvation army or a goodwill in chicago today?

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I wish there were chimpouts around here. Worked 2-11yesterday at walmart.

They call it Black Friday for a reason. Let's roll.

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>Writhing mass of people an a cacophony of chatter
I try to never go out on Friday.

Brazil

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South Africa

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Spain

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Greece

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Australia

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England

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Black Friday is based

#NotAllBurgers

>yfw

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I PAID FOR EXPEDITED 1 DAY SHIPPING AND IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS

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RAKED.COM

>implying the cancer hasn't spread to Canada

I was out doing some black friday shopping today. The stores opened earlier than normal (6am) and there were some pretty long lineups, but there was no actual stampede-like chaos or anything like that. The way they were managing the lineups in wal mart was really weird though, it was like they had everybody lin up just to get into the electronics section, and there was one employee getting everyone's item out of the box and another employee ringing people in at the cash register. I think if they'd just done the usual thing with no lineup but multiple employees circling around to help multiple people, the waits wouldn't have been as long.

GOTTA GET MUH DEALS

What was the temperature at 6 am?

Subhuman animals.

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Just shop online

Outside?

Cold.

In the store?

... Normal I guess?

wait until the coloreds learn how to control fire they're going to invade canada

>It is just so degenerate now, I weep for our society.
>posts video of a bunch of people shopping and laughing

I don't see the issue?

I usually sit back and laugh at the whites on tv during black fridays.
But this time they're showing fat latinos opening their traps on tv, doing interviews at 3am standing out in from of 'Kate Spade' like a bunch of morons. It's aggravating to me now and not as funny.

Dunno in USA but black friday is the biggest scam ever in the EU.
>here have this 30% discount on this product nobody wants to buy.

It's the same thing here.. except nobody sees it as a scam

MUH GOYVISION!!!

Goyim need their Talmudvision to survive

ITT: loser shut-ins with no money lmao

Yeah I know, that's the smart man's thing to do, I just wanted to have the PHYSICAL EXPERIENCE of picking up and unboxing my product on the same day.

Hi, Ezra. I'm not buying into your consumerism bullshit. Pun intended.

lol..nope..just a well off dude watching people act like idiots/sheep

both of you have see the flyers with those amazing deals and thought about going out, fucking LIARS

Gun safe and a pair if sheets was worth the mariachi up my ass.

Ima going into da belly o' de beast lads!!!
I need some zip ties from Wal- Mart
Will try to get some quality chimp-out video.

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Venezuela Black Friday bread deals.

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Mummy

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You're 15+ hours too late, m8

Looka just like the insectoids in china