How do you satisfy a woman Jow Forums?

kek

There’s a number of ways. Do you want 2,000 words. I’m at work. I work for a woman. This is my penis. Do you mean satisfy them sexually or in general?

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beat them. they love it.

also this.
Loving and being loved, basically.
But Jow Forums doesnt even know what love is, i assume

That is not important. The important thing is having a woman satisfy you.

You become one yourself just for her.

Give them a pupper.
This one’s called Jannie.

Money. Lots of money.

By not trying to satisfy them. They hate weakness and exploit it when seen.

just this

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Found the faggot.

Just be yourself bro. Works for me everytime.

Women are incapable of true love.
You must rule them and always put them in their place when they inevitably test your masculinity. You don’t always have to pass their tests. And honestly it’s impossible. You will be emasculated by them occasionally. What’s important is that the majority of the time you put them in their place (non violently).

Forgot the pic, and also just noticed how scruffy I look. I’m in the countryside but that’s no excuse, I’ve got clippers in my office. I could shave Jannie too.

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based and truly redpilled
keep up the good work boys

They want you to lick the alphabet, with plenty of uppercase T

It's impossible, as far as I can tell. I don't even try anymore.

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Easy you fold your dick in half and give her 8 inches of red hot loving

fuck her till she cant walk

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Literally just be good looking. Then they will be thrilled just to make YOU happy ie blow you in public in a vomit covered toilet , because they feel validation of being wanted by a hot guy. If you're not good looking it doesn't matter what you do, they will hate you. They don't want to be pleased by ugly men, they want them dead

What is this nonsense? I am a woman and i can easily disprove you. Have you ever talked to a real woman and had a relationship with one?

If you argue women dont know what "true love" is, then you tell me what it is amd lets have a discussion ...

Emotional connection = Stockholm syndrome

Who cares?

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You’re completely wrong.

The correct answer at last.

I've rarely made a woman cum from my 6 incher alone. I always have to eat their pussy for a few minutes after sex to get them off. It's fine but it's a shame we can't climax together.

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I’m married to a good woman. She loves me as much as a woman is capable of loving. I have no doubt she’d leave if I became weak.

Be good at listening. The one thing that pisses them off the most is not listening. You don't even need to reply with solutions to their problems. Talking is their way of de-stressing, whereas ours is having our own space to chill and unwind.

She’s a happy girl (nips are saying so)

Can’t climax together? Found the frauding dicklet, you ain’t even 6” neither do you last long enough. And eating out a woman after you creampied them? Ewwww that’s gheii and gross.

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get them off first and then fuck them, surely that's the answer?

you rape her

Nah my current gf is "done" after she cums lmao so she asks that i finish first and then her

Tits or gtfo

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Slowly rub her clit while you fuck her. And I mean slowly.
You’ll have that cunt spasming in no time.

>women can't love
>married to a loving woman as much as she is capacle of

>good woman
>would leave if i showed weakness
Cool larp, but you aboided the most important question:
What is this "true love" you are talking about and claiming women arent capable of it.
I am pretty sure you are full of shit, user

90% of our sex is from behind, but I do throw in the reacharound

Based Chav Dogposter

how to last longer than 7 minutes user

You're just not good looking enough. Orgasms are all mental for women unless you're manually stimulating the clit ie not just penetration. They dont want to get impregnated by inferior genes.

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>7 minutes
I wish

asphyxiation

Allow them to make you breakfast and serve you more than you need. Cooks just made me this.
That’s the good kind of cook, she loves me. I love her at breakfast and lunch time.

Proper forgetful today

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Tie a knot on your balls.

That’s kinda okay if you won’t eat anything else for the rest of the day and walk a bit too.

Let her know you don't live with mum
Fucking crazy how much women drool over this

fifty shades the fuck outa her

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Actually I'm completely right. Women don't want to be eaten out by some average dude in a club, but they WILL blow a hot Chad even though they seemingly don't get anything out of it. Women approach sex differently than men. And male facial attractiveness is strongly correlated with female reported orgasm frequency, thats been confirmed by multiple studies. It's even split by timing: they have mutual orgasms with more pretty boy male model types to help get impregnated with quality genes, while with more masculine alpha faces they orgasm earlier to get him off quicker so he doesn't hurt them. I wish I could give these red pills back

My missus and I do it from behind a lot aswell.
Pull her hair, talk dirty in her ear and play with her and you’ll need to flip the mattress afterwards

treat them like 10 year olds

by giving them a purpose

Muslim migrant spotted.

>woman

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G-Guise Hitler reincarnated in a woman

Please get in touch with me, I want to pick your brains.
[email protected]

T. Village Rapist

Sorry, i dont trust any user on this board.
We can talk here though

no really,women emotionally reach full maturity at 12 years old and stay there,don't yell at them,you have to baby them

never had this problem.

And men mature when?