Croatia

Jow Forums opinion on Croatia?

We are one of the “newest” (really more than 1000 years old) country in Europe. Fought with blood and glory we overcome an army 10-1 by ourselves and carved land for our descendants.

We may be Catholic but Orthodoxy is shit.

Thank you USA, we will help you cleanse the serbshits from Croatia once again (operation storm 2.0)

Discuss Croatia politics here

Flag because I don’t recognise my government, we should be under Ustase rule

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Stop making threads about us. We don’t want the attention.

Will your country sign or reject the UN Migration Pact next month? I read contradicting statements about the plans of your Prime Minister recently.

Based pseudo Brabanders.

>Hating Orthodoxy
>Sucking Kraut dick
>Liking USA
You make Croats look bad mate

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Serbs and Croats are ethnicly the same people. Its like south Koreans calling north Koreans subhuman

>Fought with blood and glory we overcome an army 10-1 by ourselves
This. I alone can destroy at least 10000 wh*Te dogs.

Balkan Governments are controlled by EU shills
EU gives massive "donations" to politicians who sell their country for the EU agenda
There is no democracy here, there is no patriots either (a few exceptions but they are branded as Russian shills)

No

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There is no Croat or Serbian ethnicity. We are multiracial.

North Koreans are subhuman though.
They're communists.

South Koreans are subhuman though.
They're total apaths, driven mad by mixing their societal norms and ultra capitalism

I bet you like kpop. Fuck them bitches tryin to look wh*Te

Every night I dream of cutting a serbs head off with a hacksaw

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user, South Korean pussy is the best pussy on the planet.
When you try it, you'll know that God exists, and that he put that Korean pussy there just for you.
My wifu is Korean.

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>Hating Orthodoxy
>hating this backwards, savage creed is now a bad thing

Now don't be angry at the Greek bishop for urging people to spit on you.
He's right to do so.

Ubij se Smrdo

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saying orthodoxy is shit is objectively retarded since all the men from catholic countries are faggots. so much more onions in croatia than bosnia and serbia

reminder
death to croatia, bros.

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Bunch of fags

Serbs BTFO
great job mate
agian a serb being buthurt because Hitler didnt like them go and play with the anglojew

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Absolute faggots.

You are germany's and america's buttboy, ultimate cuck and traitor.

...

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Ur too late boomer, we frens again

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try again ;)

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>Television
Does anyone even own TVs anymore lmao
Boomer you're trying too hard

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You have no friends if you were more like us maybe just maybe you would kick Russian ass and take Crimea back

>Muricans give us Black Hawks
youtu.be/r_AVPxLO7h4
>Muricans give us Kiowa Warrior
youtu.be/h2qOMojjoeA
>Bought from Germans PzH2000
youtu.be/pWaLxST_C5I
>Bought From Israel F-16s
youtu.be/s9JczGbdaOw

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>Does anyone even own TVs anymore
yes they do

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Serbia has nukes dude

we /balkpol/ now

Prime minister wants it (since he's gay for Juncker), president doesn't want it since she likes Trump. The president said that she won't sign a thing, but since the government is butthurt it seems they can't do it alone.

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Nah they scared thats why after we did our war exercise they did their own
youtu.be/Cp324l8p_3Y

Variations of South Slavs, really. Similar but different cultures, languages, myths, etc. God we where better and stronger together, why did we break our country up instead of reforming it??

>100 years of the biggest and sweetest victory in Serbian history
>this somehow has something to do with croats exercising on two frigates

lmao

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literally this
im not a serb nor catholic or orthodox and i swear the catholics who consider themselves religious are literally the worst
on the other hand most religious orthodox people are uptightly conservative at worst

OMG DIASPORA FAGGOTS ARE SHITTING UP THE BOARD AGAIN
DIASPORA GET OFF THE BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yugonostalgics get the rope, get the fuck out of here and stay overseas in your western shitholes. We don't want you back, nor do we want your idea of reforming a 3rd Yugoslavia. Fucking kill yourselves you oven dodgers.

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>different languages

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years of the biggest and sweetest victory in Serbian history
but you didnt win

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wiki says we were on winner side, so idk

I guess orthodoxy cant fight then it takes a Catholic to stop the turks a real kebab remover

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Nah, ujko has it right, we lost that one.
Cause we created the Kingdom of Yugoslavia after.
That was a big no-no.

But it was the Orthodox who destroyed the Turkish Empire (Russia) and kicked them out of Europe (Balkan League)

>destroyed 3 countries, out of which 2 were much bigger and well equipped
>not only have we destroyed the enemy, but we took the first victories in the war and drove the enemy completely out of our lands
>liberated kurvats and slovenes from AU rule, got our dick sucked by them then until they started sucking someone elses cock

yawn try harder hrvoje, our biggest mistake was not leaving you to the austrohungarians that wouldve kept you as a little pet to abuse and punish like they did to slavs in bosnia and croatia back under their rule

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Nah that was us, Austrians and Poles

>over half the country is 150 years under Ottoman rule
>feels proud
inb4
>that's still better than you turkroach
God you Croats are boring and tiresome af.

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Oh shut up

You're literally lying right now

37yo boomer bump

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literally the only people that claim that Croats are the defenders of catholicism and christianity are Croats themselves. the popes used to send out gratitude letters and proclamations of thanks to many european leaders (including serbs despite being orthodox) for fighting against muslims. i will buy you a nice sljadoled if you can find and cite me one letter/proclamation from the vatican that thanks or claims that Croats are 'the european defenders of christianity'

stop larping hrvoje, your whole identity is just deductionism and contrairanism of ours

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scared another girl away by expressing my feelings too soon lads :)

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Also I don't recognize this government either.

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>that pic
Saved.exe

howd u manage that tard

also we need a /balkgeneral/ for old time sake, back when we used to shoot at one another and not bicker on the internet like women

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Today is Balkan and south eastern Europe threads day, please keep making them user, they are more interesting than 98% of this shit hole board

dude look pic at
and this you guys were leechers

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says a "kebab" remover whos parents were probably turked...LMFAO you killed you own kin

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I used to make /balk/ all the time but the faggot mods keep moving it to Jow Forums. It's like they don't take us seriously.
To answer your question I was shit tested and jumped the gun with a text. Happens to me often desu.

I can’t,thread limit

Someone use my formula

Other than being scheming backstabbers and having superiority complex they are ok guys.

its because you are a serb you guys are Jow Forums

are you a milk fed gimp

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>country that has direct support and aid of western europe and america, that did not get bombed and that got free EU gibs really early on

vs

>country that got bombed to the stone age, had a colored revolution that brought upon us retarded western loving fags only for them to be replaced by wannabe nationalist fags that are traitors + hatred of the west and (((america)))

how could this ever happen

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Bracho Srbi
Zasto nas Kurvati ne vole?
Samo ocemo da budemo frendi

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I honestly don't know what to think about Croatia. I'm not even sure if they're Slavs at all. They might as well be heavy mix of Slavs and Germans. Some of the Croats thinks they're Germans, some think they're Slavs. It's just so fucked up.

Of course, feed me daddy UwU

The only germanic quality croats have is bloodlust. They're typical balkanshits

Croats are a very silly people and should not be taken seriously

Jow Forums je Srbija

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Daily reminder that “purest” Serbs are 13-19% gayreek sandnigger and 2-4% gypsy on average

No subhuman admixtures like this on autosomal Croatian DNA

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>>country that got bombed to the stone age
lol you mean this shit youtu.be/iV0m7abAJUA
oh no little smoke few bombs….serb crybaby
look what you did to us (Vukovar) and we still have better GDP than you fucks
because we are capable unlike you....
gee no wonder your IQ is pic related

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Croats can't fight

It took an "army" of Krajina villages to burn and loot every city and Croatshits were defenseless. Serbia didn't even send it's army cause "RSK" did it LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=fqso_4OCcMk

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daj bre ne kakaj

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true

Like I give a shit
Slovenians are racialy pure yet they are all liberal faggots

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>running a city (barely a city btw) over with tanks vs bombing infrastructure and buildings valuable for economy across the whole country
yeah you can definitely compare those two

>only attracted to well read and well traveled girls because I am the same
>they're all liberal whores
Why can't I have the best of both worlds decki

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ne stvarno aj nemojte srati o glupostima daj da pricamo o ribama

Remove "well traveled" part and your chances will improve

stop hanging around the filozofski fakultet thots

Might have dodged a bullet with this one actually, she recently went to Germany and was infatuated with diversity and also says she has an open mind when it comes to relationships. Probably will laugh when she pays the toll. But anyway find me a single educated girl that doesn't want to leave this place.

>filozofski fakultet thots
biggest whores on planet motherfucking earth

>WE WUZ SAME PEOPLE AND SHEEEIT
>centuries of mixing with medniggers and pajeets
t.ranssexual central of Balkans
Said a gypsyshit that’s elected a refugees welcome turkey-loving cuckold

The only shills for diversity in Slovenia are serveroaches and balija diaspora.

Coincidence? I think not

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lol Serbs and JNA got BTFO like no one other in history of warfare
youtu.be/wVmVHA6XRGM
friendly reminder that USE threaten Croatia not to take Banja Luka
after so much crying about NATO bombings remember USA saved your asses

nytimes.com/1995/09/19/world/extent-of-croat-bosnia-advance-threatens-us-brokered-peace.html

filoloski in this case. same shit really. only stem thots from now on

Minus all the subjugation, rape and inbreeding, Slavs and Germans aren't that different. Slavs are broken Germans basically. But there's also a dinaric race on the Balkans that ranges from fair skinned and colored eyes to straigh out turdskins. They should not call themselves Slavs.

>and JNA
Writing fan fiction again Hrvoje?

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Dinaro-Slavics are superior

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>JNA
>'95
nah

youtu.be/y3PgFW7uBAQ
gonna claim now that werent JNA planes ?

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I’m half half Slavic half Macedonian, coincidently my macedonian side is where I get my blue eyes

Is this average height? I'm 183 and feel like a manlet most of the time

Damn it, we would've been in this list too if it wasn't for our subjugated Asians who lives in our turf.

This. Dinaroids should be deported to Iran they came from
>13% mednigger 2% gypsy 3% Caucasus at BEST LOL
>WE WUZ DINARO-SLAVICS AND SHEEIT
You Monkeydonian side is probably where you got dindu and gypsy genes from you dumb wog

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It's average
As in 190cm and 170cms together get averaged to 180cm

user I just want to smell her feet

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>Not being 189cm