Brit/pol/ - Melksham Edition

>‘Use it or lose it’ Mayor asks for high street support this Christmas
melkshamnews.com/2018/11/21/use-it-or-lose-it-mayor-asks-for-high-street-support-this-christmas/

>Christmas Fayre and lights switch-on next weekend!
melkshamnews.com/2018/11/21/christmas-fayre-and-lights-switch-on-next-weekend/

>Christmas cards to support Melksham Carnival now on sale
melkshamnews.com/2018/11/07/christmas-cards-to-support-melksham-carnival-now-on-sale/

>Melksham Oak Ofsted report correction
melkshamnews.com/2018/11/21/melksham-oak-ofsted-report-correction/

>Surgery closure sparks fears of GP shortage
melkshamnews.com/2018/11/21/surgery-closure-sparks-fears-of-gp-shortage/

>Family Messages – 22nd November 2018 Edition
melkshamnews.com/family-messages/

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/16900972
twitter.com/HelenGoodmanMP/status/1065968209017344000
twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/1065942786254561280
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/194023925
youtube.com/watch?v=voqJgPHmilI
youtube.com/watch?v=NSbllhLF4hM
youtu.be/tjUOtYUC7CI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

vote LABOUR

Yes, this new thread is early but im only doing so to get a semblance of standards in Brit/pol/. There's been too many threads with no-one every making links for the OP. It only has to be done 1 day at most.

strawpoll.me/16900972
strawpoll.me/16900972
strawpoll.me/16900972

>Mr. Blobby on Loose Women
>Wheatus's lead singer on Politics Live
the absolute STATE

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Theres way more africans than there is albanians in addo. Addington is nearly all working class english, pikeys and nigerians,

Albanians live in the more inner city places like south norwood and thorton heath

"Strip out, that backstop"

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can you believe we executed Sir Walter Raleigh?

just give me a fucking goth gf

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Someone post that scary Blobby house

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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1st January 2021

>HhaE koNK
top ID

It's simply not the case.

>links
>no splitting
>nice OP image
where's the real brit/pol/ gone?

phwoar

This is where it gets heavy duty, the SNP 'have a go'.

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>wood
Well at least she knows

And I thought current affairs shows here were fucking trash.

Stop disrespecting the dead

~

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areneil going at it against Labour feminists

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What was his comment that she says is abusive

twitter.com/HelenGoodmanMP/status/1065968209017344000

Independent coastal state.

is that yer da?

U got her number?

probably dont know on which phone though

>you are tweet

>tfw not a britcuck

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>New police tactics against moped gangs

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B A G G Y C O W
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Based and Yankpilled

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guess who

THIS

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William Shatner

GCHQ?

Hm right so on the programme Andrew called her out on the ridiculous semantics between Democratic Socialism and Social Democracy, fair enough good on him. She dodged the question and I can imagine why she's trying to distance herself from the fail European Social Democracies, with this stupid slight of hand using a superficially different term.
Then she decides to get shitty about it on twitter afterwards, wanting to reopen the discussion which was already more or less settled on the program, to generate attention for herself as if she made a good point rather than squabbling about semantic bullshit. Smugly superior about her supposed knowledge while inferring Andrew was not informed, which is textbook patronising behaviour.
Andrew called her out, which is good.
Then a sad worthless MP from Bishop Aukland got offended by this accurate repudiation of a jumped up female ego, and she's the one who decided to turn it into a gender thing by attacking Andrew's masculinity. Andrew hadn't made it about gender in the slightest by that point.
Andrew retorted with the Left's own language of femsplaining and blocked her
Brilliant job by him although he can be a cuck sometimes

>no Greggs
Dropped

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And its all pensioners living in piss poor coastal cities not exactly the image of the ethnostate.

What you upto tonight lads

You got her insta then? Reckon I’m in with a shout, goths love me

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Good to know 1% of police are more Judge Dredd than Diversity Xir.
twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/1065942786254561280

Oven AIPAC
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/194023925

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Shatner's twitter is magnificent, he's a complete autist

Heh. Very tense all of a sudden, aren't you?

I’ll have to look into it, I am genetically William Shatner myself

He browses /b/ and /mlp/

alright lads i got a bit more money than when i was drunk shitposting last time

what car should i buy to trash for the bants now?

im as broke as i was then so i can blow this 4 grand on whatever shitbox i want to throw down hills and into lochs

suggestions?

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im not as broke as i was*

youtube.com/watch?v=voqJgPHmilI

Eddie's Kia

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"I will tell him what a sell out of Scottish fishermen will be. It's the policy of the Scottish Nationalists to stay in the CSE [sic["

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He seems more based than I originally thought

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A vauxhall ambassador y reg

Lmfao

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These fucking muslimanics

youtube.com/watch?v=NSbllhLF4hM

>undemocratic splinter groups

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Friendly reminder that British women love Canadian men

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>"the horror"

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British women will fuck anything you sperg, you really do protest too much.

(I haven't done the budget yet still)

When your daughter's had her first blood, I'll put a son in her

i wouldnt get too flattered about that

Shatner is Canadian btw

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>Hates Eddie
>Is a nonce

I think these two are deeply connected.

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Fuck me I haven't seen one of these in months.

It's a joke you fucking spaz. King Joffrey said it in Game Of Thrones. I said it to Eddie when I was drunk a while ago and it caught on.

typical woman mp

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Nonce

This. My current girlfriend and most of her friends fucked boys of whatever races and ethnicities at one point in their lives. Mostly blacks and Brazilians

They claim for TV license? Lol wut? Why not just get the bbc to exempt them

No you.

But you are an actual nonce though

No I'm not you are.

He's just getting sensitive because his daughter is my personal property

>worryingly vague

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Why are you so mad that your daughter has sex?

American women too

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F

Mine has literally only fucked Canadians.

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lol

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Cringe

29th March 2019

>Says the man who wants to fuck Eddie's kid in a hamfisted attempt at being edgy

These memes are shit

youtu.be/tjUOtYUC7CI

Sounds like projection on your part, big boy.

I've really macerated your macaroni, haven't I?

>wishes he could work on a fish farm
Lmfao I don’t even remember saying this

f-fuck off

Strawman

get an ebay turbo for your kia

Lmfao, some people in work are talking politics within my earshot, they all agreed that May is undercover Russian