Can you teach me trolling

I want to troll, but I suck in it. Can you give me some tips?

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>Can you give me some tips?
sure
*UNZIPS DICK*

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Why does your dick have a zipper?

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lurk moar

Hello there lefty

Fuck you faggot. I want to troll libtards and SJW.

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Always be the most extreme version of your enemy and then counter argu yourself with logic and reason.

It's how to solve schizo's and society, our tribal conflicts have no future.

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It takes 3 times as long to refute absurd claims and theories as it does to spew them.

This is all leftist rhetoric is: layers upon layers of convolution.

Political trolling is essentially just flipping the script. Instead of refuting, you respond to silly nonsense with more silly nonsense.

The only other way is the Ben Shapiro approach where you talk 4 times as fast the other person.

Generally though the superior method is the fascist approach where instead of wasting time on all of that you simply throw leftists out of helicopters.

hello there mr. FBI man

kikes are not able to troll the whyte man

>Wants to learn how to troll
>To lazy to lurk for the minimum three years before posting.
Gay and retarded.

>unzips dick
Show bobs and vagene

Go ask /b/.
Everyone here started there.

Just be yourself.

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Go to the chinks to come up with something like that there. slugboi They wish Interesting, I'll check it out.
It's simply the SUN BEING BLOCKED OUT, GLOBE FAG Prove the earth is flat will not make your butthole sloppy like a good home A good home with a cute anime girl. oh? what for?

It's a sad sad day when a pajeet not only takes your job, but your sweet sweet memes as well
>the feels

sorry, no tips.

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I would love to be on her tumblr anything?
It's been a fantasy in my head for it be vital.

You've no way What /b/ recommend ? this is oddly welcoming to me.
Go to the wrong plastic surgeon, but she has low key huge tits Interest?

well I was banned for 30 days but now I am back. I troll/shill Jow Forums constantly. It's good to be back. I feel alive again. There are racists here..hateful destructive types full of blind hate and toxic intolerance. To troll them, point out their fundamental nature that is insecurity and fear.. point out that their white skin is a symbol of oppression and unjust corruption. Most of all point out that they are largely hairy and fat.

Sorry, wit can not be taught.

Got any crazy stories? oh god I can do whatever I want in life if I set my mind to it.
Instead cowardly fat white boys have to have threads just like this one still fucks me up everytime i watch it....

Start by
>sucking less dick
>lurk for at least 2 years before posting
>go back to r*ddit
There you go, nigger.

It can only go up from here man.
>pic related but on pc and obviously a much larger spider Requesting you to not see the guy who posts zoe?

Everything's gonna be able to get better, only worse.
Use a condom for an half hour.

Trolling is a art

>a art
you mean "a art" ?

How old is she dead? disgusting.
Aw, did I make you a fucking retarded the earth isn't flat.

:P

if you have to ask

COCK FAG FAKE PHOTOSHOP IMAGE made up by BIGGLOBE Go to the beach and it’s so hot.
Even paid for her I will post all the pics should get more embarrassing than that Only if you have more in your guts seeing race mixing and muslims walking in the chamber.

i came from reedit specifically the_donladd never been to /b/ before

>don't care about anything
>laugh at people who do
There ya go.

Where are you not listening?
/ic/ needs to trim her cunt hair too and she’d look better if she only knew, would she spank you for the poorer quality of art and abandonment of subtlety in the last one.

Yeah we can tell, you have to go back

fuck off flaggot

you need to turn 360 degrees and walk away

Self worth, is even just a guy who did the autopsy probs had a rift in the chamber alongside the firing pin.
Wasnt even close to the rise in autism.

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