"AHAHA, french cuc..."

Yeah we all have our problems. Thank fuck I wasn't born French though. Smelly cowardice twats

>Needs Brits and loads of mutts just to fend off Germany

You tend to forget that Germany was way more populated than France at the time.

1914 population:

france 39 millions
germany 65 860 000 millions

When you fight take someone of your own weight.

Where's Vietnam, Frenchie? You love to give shit to America over it yet you lost and dragged us in in the first place

Yes no surprise here when the USA fight alone it's always a failure.

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Can't wait when France gets overrun by muslims and hear french women begging for Americans to come and rescue them again. I really want France to fall so it can be seen as an example of what happens when a country gets too multicultural you guys truly deserve it.

Won't happen. Day of the rope soon. Just watch us.

VIVA LA FRANCE

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No you will fall before Sweden and I really want it to happen as I want to see you French cry and begging for rescue and mercy from us Americans

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VIVE LA FRANCE

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FRANCE IS GREAT

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Stop cherrypicking and tackle your own problems first bigmac

>wah wah wah i can't accept my fate of my shithole country called France

France is a socialist shithole that has caused suffering in Europe thrice(Napoleon, World wars)

>begging for Americans to come and rescue them again
Like it happened one time ? lol

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my country didn't, you vichy faggot.

This

\Our fucking guy\
>Negro music=chaos
I was in a thread talking about the shitty ness of nigger music
This guy shares my feels

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>my country didn't
>living in an island.

Vichy was the only good thing to happen to France in last four hundred years to be honest.

You fought badly anyway you had far higher casualities rates, just look at the somme for exemple. LOL.

Very good, but you forgot when between the XV and XVII centuries Spain fucked your ass vilely. Or when Napoleon was blown up by the English. Or when half France was English. Or when in the first and second world war you were learning to speak German. Or when the English drove you out of North America.

Look at the nivelle offensive or the tactics you fuckers used in the first months of the war, embarrassing.

Franco-Prussian War was fake news, right?

The French are so far up their own ass so they are almost beyond saving. They think their shithole is perfect

Go to sleep spanish boy you are irrelevant and always have been

>Confederate.
One war, one defeat.
lol.

worldwar1.com/dbc/mead_fff.htm
>Many doughboys decided that a leading feature of the French character was a distinct lack of interest in basic hygiene

Too bad most people in this thread didn't look at the video and just react to the retarded reddit-tier country ball meme

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>Irrelevant
>Conquerors of half planet

France was a great country, a long time ago. Since 1789 it has been between shame and laughter.

>that giant timelapse between the crusades and Louis XIV

:^)

>Bragging about going full retard, conquering all your neighbors, then invading Russia and being reduced to a second rate power for the next hundred years.
Where have I heard this before?

look at all this women which welcome the invaders, looks like Berlin now !

>Conquerors of half planet
Bitches and savages.
LOL

British BRAVERY

First battle of the Marne :

"The battle of the Marne was a major turning point of World War I. By the end of August 1914, the whole Allied army on the Western Front had been forced into a general retreat back towards Paris."
...

"Field Marshal Sir John French, commander of the British Expeditionary Force (BEF), began to plan for a full British retreat to port cities on the English Channel for an immediate evacuation. The military governor of Paris, Joseph Simon Gallieni, wanted to organise the French and British armies to counter the weight of the German army's advance. After consulting Lord Kitchener about the use of British forces, Gallieni secured the overall command of the BEF, thus stopping Sir John's planned withdrawal."

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_the_Marne

A pit of mediocrity of 600 years.

I hope Europeans don't rest on their past glories and get that spark once again. I want real European imperialism again and no nonsense from backwater regions.

>Bitches and savages

Paris aujourd'hui?

Which country is the most successful military power in European history?

France. According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

...

France’s achievements help to explain another French “military victory”. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is French.

Source : telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/qi/8080884/Quite-Interesting-the-QI-cabinet-of-curiosity.html

I hope Jow Forums is learning the types of posters who are using memeflags

But you're ruled by a French dynasty to this day.

lol still cannot get over the surrender monkey banter

Are you really this upset that we called you surrender monkeys?

Small battles do not matter if you lose big wars.

I hope you guys push back. I really do. My family is French and I've seen old photos of France back in the 20s and 30s. No one's country deserves to be flooded with niggers and Syrians.

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Yes, we even stole their dynasty. : D

Quality link right there

roll

It is weird that the Bourbons today are only reigning in Spain and Luxembourg of all places.

History can be funny like that.

Yeah. Actually, in Spain we only demand that kings be Catholic and that they comply with the Old Laws, no matter their nationality. Currently they do not, sadly.