The absolute state of maple mutts
Frostbacks, explain yourselves
JUST
75% of Canadian soldiers too fat to deploy
Jonathan Brooks
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Colton Edwards
Dog fuckers explain your fat fuck troops
Cameron Hernandez
>maple mutts
Lol, nice.
Cameron Ward
Le 49% and dropping, more like 30 in GTA
Ayden Gomez
This is nice to poke fun at but must be remembered that NATO has made ALL it's members weak. Most of it's members have gotten used to a state of affairs where they only have to contribute a token force of a handful of destroyers, a few dozen jets, and some tens of thousands of troops because they know their numerous allies in Europe and NA will fill in the gaps for them. Even Germany, one of the mightiest economies on planet Earth, also has an army that only exists on paper.
Sebastian Powell
America is just as fat.
Numbers are skewed due to muscle mass.
Retard OP hiding flag.
Yep, nothing to see here
Colton Wood
Canada is such a dog shit ally they refuse to meet even their minimum
2% GDP spending on defense...zero attack helicopters, no carriers or subs, 40 year old jets dropping out of the sky, entire fleet of LAV's rusting because of lack of parts, like 3 working main battle tanks...oh and also thanks for Kandahar, faggots
Landon Brown
>be american in the army
>in better shape than 75% of your neighbors military
Jose Brown
>Muscle mass
Christian Hernandez
It's a foreign concept to you, I understand.
Anti-Candian shills so boring.
David Ramirez
At least Canada has good snipe-
>Oof
Colton Evans
Connor Reyes
Andrew Turner
To deploy for what, mutt?
Parker Reyes
I've been saying for years how poorly trained and equipped our military is. And like clockwork I get people calling me insensitive and get a sob story about how a family member was once in the army. Canada is a write off, God save us.
Evan Morris
>Special Forces
>More like Special Portions at the chow hall
Wyatt Jones
Canada lost the war in Afghanistan, if you ever met a Canadian soldier you would understand why
Cameron Price
I actually live in the country, retard. You dont gotta tell me this shit I already know.
John Thompson
Joshua Jackson
>nig
Jackson Williams
True story:
>“Ther is anold military proverb that says “ The worst the food you feed your army is, the best and angry you’re troops will be”
The food in the Canadian army was by far the best food I ever had: it was not uncommon during military exercise to have a catering truck showing up in the middle of a simulated battlefield filled with “A-boxes” and to put a spread rivaling the best buffet restaurant. Canadian army food is exceptional and this include IMPs.
Connor Green
They don’t use BMI in the military, they measure around neck, waist, arms, etc. which should show whether you’re actually fat.
T. “Obese” powerlifter for 8 years 203lbs bw 765 lb deadlifter
Blake Adams
Maybe that's why this guy died, heart gave out going for a slow jog
>His "Special Forces" buddies all have muffin tops. Every. Single. One.
Jaxson Taylor
don't forget about the armies long history of broom stick sodomy en.wikipedia.org
Christian Green
Fat fuck
Isaiah Robinson
Judging from the IMPs Steve1989 reviews, it's really no wonder that Canada's military is so fucking fat.
Lucas Garcia
I have defined abs you nigger
David Ramirez
And popping out all over
Luke Lopez
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Ayden Cooper
To be fat is a sign of prosperity, wealth and wisdom. Remember laughing Buddha? Chinese immigrants put those in our gardens.
Joshua Stewart
DELETE THIS
Angel Price
I guess the 25% remaining are the fit French-canadian.
Ryan Flores
Don't they have to do PT every day? How in the fuck do these guys get so fucking fat?
Adrian Lee
I am the Walrus!
Kevin Green
Nothing to do, Canadian troops are so undertrained the French took over global peace keeping around 2002...the Canadian infantry literally doesn't do anything
Dominic Baker
Part of the reason that Canada's military is so fucking fat is because ever since they dropped all the physical requirements about a decade ago fatties have been scamming the system.
They'll recruit someone that weighs 450lbs and pay them to go to a fat camp until they reach a weight that's acceptable for basic training.
Kayden Sanders
Holy fuck it's real
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Jaxon Reed
>Oh NO NO NO
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Isaiah Hughes
There's definitely a fuckton of large folks, especially officers it seems. Not to knock them specifically, but that's just a trend I noticed.
But I got the silver incentive on my PT test last year so idgaf because the people I work with are pretty good overall for fitness.
Jacob Fisher
Also that's from 2006 and they have a new fitness testing system for new recruits that revolve more around what they expect people to actually be doing rather than just baseline standards. But the ones they used to have were piss easy anyway for literally anyone who was trying to get in and not be retarded.
Camden Turner
>muh bmi is bullshit
>muh muscle mass
Lardass detected
Carson Lopez
Because if they enforced physical standards the dykes and trannies would file a human rights grievance
Hunter Morales
>Bends the knee for 200 trannies
Truely there are no breaks on the diversity train