Alimony and marriage

It's weird everytime I think Germans can't stoop any lower one of your proves me wrong.
Makes me sad tbqh

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>buy cheap parcel of land in rural India to build large home
>convert to White Sharia
>marry Indian for the first wife
>obtain residency with Indian wife
>import three white wives from the caucuses
>breed white babies at 3x the rate possible in (((the west)))
Are you more loyal to your race, or are you more loyal to your nation?

I fapped to pic

How did you import these wives? Did you buy them online?

This story gave me hope

Find them in religious communities, and pay the customary bride price to the father.

Cringe and blue pilled

...

Pic of your hoe sister

There is only one solution, a final solution if you would.

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What's cheaper-paying alimony or a hitman?

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please shoot yourself ty

Only if they find the body. Just saying.

It likely won't matter, especially for anything acquired after the marriage even if you kept her off the paperwork. You'll likely be required to declare everything on the filing paperwork.

>He tried to be fair
big mistake.

1. Take all your documents out of the house.
2. Clear all the accounts.
3. Talk to a lawyer.

In that order.

>Fuck getting married

FTFY. Prenups can be overturned.

Also, you should be supporting no hymen, no diamond.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY

I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED

I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR

AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE

FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY

TOO MUCH IN DEBT

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED

YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN

SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP

IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

GIVE IT TO MY WIFE

TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

Prenups don't work. The world is full of horrible people. There are some out there who you can build a real marriage with but they probably have no qualities you have been programmed to look for.

Why did you get married?

Absolutely based

In Leafland there have even been cases declared common law marriage because the guy helped with some bills or babysat her nigglet half-breed once.

I always fear a divorce for this reason.
Can we make this an info thread to help us dudes out,
so we dont get fucked over by our shit head wives and her boyfriend lawyer.

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The first thing you need to keep in mind is that prenups are a meme. See

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Don't ever greentext again, woman.

>sell house to bro for $1
>quit job
>get divorce
>she now has to pay alimony for the rest of her life

That's how you do it.

Some US states make the man responsible for kids if he fulfilled any kind of male role model. Imagine having to pay child support because you treated your single mother fuck toy's kids well.

That kind of suxs tho, In the Uk you are pretty fucked if you are the male.

>but he is taken off the birth certificate.
He's lucky that happened to be honest.
Judges don't care about science, it's about names on legal documents to them.

You're so full of shit I can smell it.

Rule 1 don't get married.
rule 2 don't live together.
Make sure she keeps a job
Document everything
Keep your finances separate
At the first whiff of trouble, get a lawyer and make a game plan.
keep the kids.

>3. Talk to a lawyer.
Lawyers have been known to give guys false hope in order to get them to agree to expensive legal fights.

Your forgot to mention
>father was black

I'm with you but there will be folks here saying MGTOW is gay or you're an incel. They just want us to get screwed over.

I'll do you one better
>Be in military
>Buddy gets married before deployment
>3 months into deployment her friends tell him she is pregnant
>Government forces him to pay child support and money because she is still a "dependent"
>No fault divorce state, she won't show up for court
>Goes on for over a year with him trying to fight this shit
>MFW government has proof that he wasn't even in the country within 2 months of conception
>Still takes the money straight out of his paycheck

This is the state of our retarded society. I'm waiting for the collapse, maybe then we can rid ourselves of this shit.

That's not how you greentext

You'll go to jail before any judge makes her pay you.

All of that is perfectly legal

Honestly, there's probably some law against the house sale being used to shelter assets.

I think alimony and child support is now assessed against potential income rather than actual income too.

ALimony is a Jewish scam

Let’s get #white Privilege trending pol

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"Fairness"

>Honestly, there's probably some law against the house sale being used to shelter assets.

imagine being this much of a defeatist cuck. get your test levels checked

>be woman
>be somewhat okay-ish 6/10
>after 4 years relationship got married
>eat tons of shit
>don't do sports at all
>be a fat 1/10 slob
>Relationship became difficult, because I got as fat as a walrus
>REEEEEE it's HIS fault
fixed this for truth
Pic related

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>I always fear a divorce for this reason.
Natural response
Pro-Tip: DO NOT MARRY
inb4
>but but but she's 8/10
Now, user. Now.
Even those will get fat and old and used up.
DO NOT MARRY, faggot.

>babysit when asked to help out a friend
>"he took on a fatherly role"
>on the hook for child support
It doesn't happen often but enough that I stay far the fuck away from women who have kids.

Nah prenup is a bandaid. If you wanna solve the root of the problem make sure you marry a virgin. Go to tradcat church and steal one of their barely legal high school bitches that still listens to her parents and wants to save sex for marriage.

From the mouth of babes

I'm not a defeatist. I'm just saying dumping the body in the ocean is a better strategy.

>Relationship became difficult, because I got as fat as a walrus
>REEEEEE it's HIS fault
I got the old "unconditional love" attempted guilt trip.

Me: I love you, I just can't fuck you.

Underrated

On paper my house is owned by my mother and i have a lease, the payment just goes into an account i have access to so it comes right back to me if i choose. It's owned outright and was part of my inheritance but was put in my mothers name because I was a minor at the time, and we just left it that way so if i did get married and divorced it couldnt be taken.

The first post is always the best post.

This is what I'd do.

That's clever.

No idea why you would even consider marriage though.

Pro-Tip: Kill her and don't get caught.
No years lost and she is still ded.

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>Buddy gets married before deployment
Can't say he didn't deserve it. Did he buy a new 'stang with his enlistment bonus too?

He got 82 years. Not really a good argument, Hans.

Pro-Tip: Kill her and don't get caught.

So: Pic unrelated.

Pic is actually related.
It shows what said
It's also a reference on what not to do.
>don't get caught

She isn't fat, but a bit chubby. The perfect amount a woman should have. very sex and feminine.

Father was white and well established in business.

I can see that perspective. It's interesting that we see mirrored observations relating to the scenario you depicted. I wonder if this is why I struggled to maintain a German girlfriend for more than a month or two. Maybe we are wired completely differently.

>Maybe we are wired completely differently.
Maybe she got/was already fat.

>Can we make this an info thread to help us dudes out

OK. Here's how to properly nuke a failing marriage.
Withdraw cash. Lots of it. Start with lower amounts and steadily increase over a couple of months. By month 3, you should be withdrawing most of your income every week. Stash it somewhere safe, but not somewhere stupid like a safe deposit box with your fucking name on it.
While doing this, take frequent trips to Vegas, injun casinos, the AC boardwalk, whatever; stay in a hotel there at least one night each time, and put it on a credit card so there’s a paper trail.
If your wife confronts you, claim you were a bit tipsy and didn’t want to drive. If you fly there, you don’t need that excuse.

In month 3, you will probably have more than a few fights about the disappearing money.
Be a pussy during most of these (hanging head in shame, meekly responding “I know” to her accusations, even crying like a bitch). Lull her into thinking that you’re broken and she can “fix” you; broads gobble that shit up like a rabbi at a circumcision.

cont.

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Judges are ignoring pre-nups these days. Just don't get married (and don't be Canadian where the court will treat your girlfriend as a wife if you've merely lived together for over a year).

nah, not unless you did it at least two years prior to whatever they can prove. it's a centuries-old law referred to as "fraudulent transfer"

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At a time that feels right, start to fight back instead of being a bitch. Hide her phone before doing this.
Push her emotional buttons—go for her weaknesses. Above all, DO NOT ARGUE LOGICALLY.
Hint at seeing another woman, subtly mention that her mother/sister/friend is more feminine than her, accuse her of cheating, whatever. Also bring up how much you love her, and intersperse your attacks with compliments to get her on that rollercoaster chicks adore so much.
Get her to the point she’s ranting and raving and locking herself in the bathroom.
Then call 911 and tell the operator that your wife is threatening to kill herself.
While waiting for the cops to arrive open a bottle of white wine, pour 3/4 down the drain, and fill a glass to 1/3 leaving the bottle and the glass in view of the front door.
Continue goading to keep her being a wound up emotional fucktard.
When the cops show up, be the perfect example of a suburban beta cuck; calm, composed, speaking VERY little. Quietly mention to one officer that this isn’t the first time she’s threatened suicide, but it IS the first time you were scared that she’s serious.
Offhandedly say little innocuous things that you know wind her up.
If you do this shit right, they’ll haul her off to the hospital and put her on a 72 hour psych hold. Documentation of this will help immensely during the divorce, as well as cause even her own family to view her complaints with suspicion.

During those 72 hours, clean out all accounts in cash, and then buy a 1/2 hour consultation with the top 20 divorce lawyers in your area. She won’t be able to hire any of them after that because of conflict of interest.

cont.

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When she gets released, step up your game.
Become mysterious and unreliable. Disappear randomly for a few days. Turn off your phone (call your provider and cancel HER line).
At this point, you should be cleaning out the bank accounts every fucking day, even if it’s only a few dollars.
Join Gamblers Anonymous. Go to the meetings, tell pathetic stories, hit on every broad there (yes, even the slampigs and the vegan hippie sponsor), get close to fucking a few if you can—but DON’T follow through. Keep your behavior impeccable, except for the gambling addiction; normies love addiction stories with a happy ending because it lets them feel more comfortable with their own faults.
Again, create a paper trail. Photograph the sign-in list. Get in EVERY group picture with the assigned attention whore who will post those pics on Facebook. Break down crying while sharing bullshit stories during the meeting. Just be memorable and likable; these retards are your future character witnesses.

THEN, after talking to your boss, quit your job, but agree to work as a contractor if he pays you on a W-2. Set up a separate bank account for that income, and immediately withdraw it all in cash every pay period.
Push your wife to get a job of her own. She’ll be stupid enough to deposit her paychecks in your joint account for a few months. Withdraw that shit in cash as well.

When she finally demands it, reluctantly agree to therapy and marriage counseling. Always treat the marriage counselor like something you stepped in. Broads love that shit; the ones who get a degree in (((counseling))) even more than the rest.

Apply for as many joint credit cards as you can, and max them as fast as possible in cash withdrawals.

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Take out a line of credit on the house. Withdraw it all in cash and hide that shit.
Hell, sell her used fucking dildos to some fat dike on Craigslist.
Sell the furniture, the drapes, the pots and pans, even the lightswitch covers. SELL EVERYFUCKINGTHING. Continue to claim gambling addiction.
Anything you can get cash for, sell that shit.

If you have gigantic balls, call her dad (if she knows who he is) and ask for his advice on how to save your marriage.
If you can get him drunk enough to fuck a stripper on one of those nights, even better.
>You’re an evil person, and not very nice!
This is your fucking life, user; not a game where you can respawn with no penalties after receiving prisonlove.

When you finally divorce, there will be nothing to divvy up or fight over. What you’ll split is mountains of soul crushing debt (mortgage in arrears: fucked. Line of credit: fucked. Credit Cards: fucked. Gas card?: fucked. Even Blizzard won’t approve your application, let alone the Home Shopping Network.
Divorce splits debts just as well as assets.

Sure, it’ll take a few years to get your life straight, but you’ll have a pile of cash to ride out the storm, while she’ll have a room at her parent’s house and shittons of bills that she won’t deal with—which will fuck her life for the next decade.

>"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
You can be the nuker or the nukee during a divorce.
I recommend being the former.

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Never fucked a fat German chick. Never needed to. Plenty of thin ones. Fucked fat American and British chicks. Always regretted it. Especially the one time I was awakened by my phone with my buddy calling to ask me about riding the moped. Dick.

>>Relationship became difficult, because he started to ignore her
Fuck off roastie.

neat idea to be sure

I have no intentions of it, but it also protects it in case of other fuckery

God damn! Why did I not think of this?

I am not a roastie, neither am I female.
The point is, in a relationship you have to provide enough attention for your wife/husband and keep the communication alive, since this is the fundament of a good and longlasting relationship.
You can't ignore basic psychological needs.

What would you do, if your wife would never talk to you, won't have sex, wouldn't do her chores such as cooking and cleaning? And then after trying to solve the problems within the relationship, she would cheat on you. Yeah, thought so, fucking hypocrite.

>I am not a roastie, neither am I female.
Only a roastie would phrase it this way.

You need Jesus

What a cuck. Does it run in the family?

I love Jesus.

>Wears flip flops and a man dress
>Talks about meaningful shit on the nearest available rock to sit/stand on
>Is a carpenter and builds shit
>Makes water into wine and passes the baguette

Jesus is my nigga.

>implying anybody on Jow Forums can do any of this shit with their 11 dollar per hour job at the local feed store

>>At first she refused, but then wanted to make him happy too, so became pregnant
By whom?

>love
You probably don't even know what that mean, hence you are hating women regardless ...

Basically this.
When the law provides no aid to the innocent, there is no longer any reason to be innocent.

Same thing happened to me, but it was $2200/month

>By whom?
By him, obviously. And no, it's not a nigger, but a white baby. She is a ginger, he a white male. Both of same ethnicity.

>hence you are hating women
I don't hate women. I understand them. They've broken away from their role. It's why there's such a divide between men and women and why women are more miserable than ever.

MGTOW is the future

>future
That's not how you spell 'present.'

You agree with the OP that marriage is a bad idea?

To tell you the truth im glad i never married any of the sluts that wanted me to marry them.

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