Don't buy infowars products

OLIVER, it is over, I am coming for you

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>he hasn't taken the brain force pill

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July 2017....
Disregard this entirely. Fuck you OP

Sign this petition niggers

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/give-alex-jones-press-credentials-and-sit-him-next-jim-acosta

For the lulz if nothing else. You have to use a valid email (need to click link in email)

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Drink soda, eat at restaurants, take medicine full of bullshit, give your babies formula made with sugar

Since I've started taking super male vitality I'm a rape machine and I can hardly hold back my semen. Today at the bus stop I had sexual fantasies about some 4/10 chick.

john oliver is an absolute insufferable faggot. imagine the outrage if an american had a prime time tv show in the uk relentlessly mocking their culture and politics.

Fuck off, racist!

mmmmmmmm

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WTF happened in Las Vegas?

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imagine being so low on the totem pole and begging for views to the point of picking a fight with alex jones because he has more views that you for his 75% commercial show.

The jews behind oliver and Colbert are very desperate. it isnt even about money anymore, they just want to push the agenda yet only a few are even watching.

All Alex is doing is taking well known herbalist medicine and marketing it in the modern world. You can just look up the ingredients of these things and source them from elsewhere for less money.

Its the maca powder. It's just a natural viagra.

Supplements are a meme unless your diet is deficient. Even then most have not been proven to work.

this. I dont watch anything with a laugh track. It takes a special kind of retard to not notice it's mind control.

Checked

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You're wrong. I took a green tea 500g pill and it was like being on cocaine without the high. I had a panic attack.

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Michael is a man. we all know this.

well i mean, that's basically like drinking 5 full cups of coffee in a matter of like, a minute, so you should have felt like you were on coke

I heard atrazine was good, check this commercial.
youtube.com/watch?v=JNytoFtnwLw

It was 500mg of green tea extract and I think my blood pressure was like 200/120. I thought I was going to die.

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KEK
>patriot blend
you fucking serious?

How did John Oliver become successful in America?

Explain yourselves burgers.

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>"it has something called STEVIA in it doesn't that sound CRAZY? What are they doing, melting down STEVES?"
>"CHICKEN collagen? Who would want CHICKEN in their drink? Can you think of ANY person to be crazy enough to include ingredients from a CHICKEN in a liquid?"
>"BEE POLLEN? You hear that? Infowars is selling INSECT POWDER!"
I don't doubt that Infowars supplements are likely overpriced and not nearly as good as the leading brands, but how fucking retarded do you have to be to highlight these ingredients and try to make them sound like snake oil? Stevia is one of the most popular sweeteners in North America ffs. Chicken collagen? Has he never heard of chicken soup?

Thanks for the reminder , OP. I need to get more winter sun and bodease.

Oh, and since this foreign menace insists on talking shit about alex Jones, I'll probably buy a little extra.

based

Thanks just bought 100k

You faggots act like you never had chicken noodle soup. What do you think the broth is made from?

>stevia
Stupid goys just load up on our high fructose corn syrup

coastal leftys think he is intelligent because he has a British accent

democrats like to have their opinions affirmed by people with accents.
it's typical behaver for xenophiles

this. they already ruined his lively hood. why can't they just leave him alone. these people are such scum, its really depressing.

>>"it has something called STEVIA in it doesn't that sound CRAZY? What are they doing, melting down STEVES?"
Did he really make that joke? Good lord he has a team of professional writers coming up with this shit.
Stevia rocks btw. Most brand names are shit tho, mixed with other substances and cut down. I managed to find a brand that sells the pure distilled powder and I prefer the flavor of it to sugar. But you have to be very careful when using it, like the 1/16th of a teaspoon for two coups worth of coffee (the package comes with a tiny spoon for measuring) if you go a bit over it ruins it.

>stopping morons from being morons and buying moronic products

I don't care for these dumbasses, they can do as they wish.

he was never popular, he just gives off the appearence of being so becuase he's on Television. his ratings are god awful compared to the history of the Daily Showa

I like the products

Ok walmart

I don't feel the need to take any supplements, but if I did, you can be sure I'd source them from Info Wars! Bee pollen is a natural antihistamine. Chicken collagen is what makes homemade chicken soup good for whatever ails you.

>Bullshit
Think again faggot

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>Did he really make that joke?
No, but I assumed he said something equally retarded if the little picture by his head specifically highlights it.

I was watching AJ back in 2001 and 2001 directly after the attacks. He really did shill that stuff and it makes him a hypocrite and snake-oil salesman, because we know it's bullshit, but he draws in the actual ideology of 'liberty' into selling the products themselves.

It's like David Icke. For decades he's preached the idea of an impending global economic collapse - but he's literally a multi-millionaire, and recently he even produced a video trying to dismiss those claims, to paper over search results that show he's wealthy.

They are liars and hypocrites...and I was once a fan of both.

Was that literally what they said about stevia? Don't they know that Stevia among with monk fruit is one of the current Natural 0 calorie meme sweetners now?

Haha, what'd you end up doing? Start jogging or something? I bet it'd feel pretty uncomfortable to be in a resting state on that much caffeine, damn lol.

Interesting that the kike is talking about this because Alex Jones is Special agent Bill Hicks from the CIA.

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(((John Oliver))) hates White males.

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>Go from Aryan specimen to fat jew in 1997
>No one noticed

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Holy shit people get fat from eating a lot and not exercising, who would've thought?

Hmmmm why would the CIA do this?
What was MK Ultra doing again?
Something about drugs on the populace?

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He was too woke so manic depression sat in.

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>Come and take the new CIA mind control pills goys

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John Oliver might be a cuck when in public, but he ABSOLUTELY decimated that FRAUD moron Alex Jones here

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>Muh current Year!
Pic and Vid VERY related...
youtu.be/VSx9-YRt_RE

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>Hurr hurr, im just a weak brit with bad teeth,
>no need to be afraid of my opinion...
>just let it directly into your mind...
pic and vid related
youtu.be/nat27uERHhM

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no, he's just a cuck that is so pathetic that he gets less views that a guy that spends over half his show trying to sell his own brand of GNC bullshit.

that's pretty pathetic.

Go fuck yourself.

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lmao if you really believe this you're a retard.
>they look similar so theyre the same person
Your logic is really really good dude.

youtu.be/UUnO-2RYOqc

Not really. If you already have a bias against Jones and like getting your news from that rat-faced brit jew I could see why you'd think that.

Stop trying to bump your shitty slide thread, nigger faggot.

His stuff is not worse than other OTC things you see in a store. I think you also get pocket constitutions and bumper stickers tho.

>buying snake oil to stick it to the libs

What the fuck is the difference between you retards stocking up on onions-based protein powder sold by a rambling fatass and niggers lining up around the block to give their EBT to Disney for making Black Panther?

Yes its always better to watch something that is taped and rehearsed like 20 times before performing. Go beat off to the office one more time before its removed from huluflix and shit cable

If you're a fan of Alex Jones and want to support Info Wars, you can simply buy his nootropics and vitamins or coffee or whatever instead of donating to a patreon. Snake Oil is a misleading term and shows you don't understand what you're talking about. I personally don't care about his products except for the iodine because it's literally the best there is.

>maca powder
I'm curious to try maca. Is there any source you recommend or should I just pick up whatever I find through Google?

he’s racist in private and married a WASP paleoconservative combat medic in the end of the day
>against Jones
You do understand that he is a literal semi-tard that became a millionaire by accident? He unironically “believes” that eugenics were invented by globalists to keep us all down

>like getting your news from that rat-faced brit jew
Nobody knew who the fuck Oliver was here in Britain before Americans gave him a spot.

If you watch any form of tv regularly you're an NPC and a good goy.

*cue laugh track for the brain dead

yeah, shills that poison other people's wells are so cool!

Super Silver Wound Gel works great on all types of cuts and wounds, would buy again.
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>not taking super male vitality and turning into an ubermensch.
youtu.be/VkLsQL4BHSA

John Oliver is a Jew from Brooklyn who uses a fake British accent to make himself sound smarter to dumb American liberals.

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>so we had infowars products lab tested
>and they contain precisely what it says on the tin
>what a scam!!
Are you a fucking retard?

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>You do understand that he is a literal semi-tard that became a millionaire by accident?
Incorrect. He built his company up from the ground. How do you know how much he is worth? please provide a legitimate source for this. Considering his success and abilities, he is obviously above average intelligence, you're just very biased.
>He unironically “believes” that eugenics were invented by globalists to keep us all down
The elites study and practice eugenics going back hundreds of years, this is a fact. You aren't aware of it, so you need to do more research. As for ''keeping us all down'', I'm not exactly sure what you mean. The elite are ''keeping us down'', and eugenics may have a part in that.
>Nobody knew who the fuck Oliver was here in Britain before Americans gave him a spot.
I don't give a shit about that corporate propaganda mouthpiece.

So in general, it seems like you're pretty new and say way too much for someone who knows way too little. However, I am hesitant to call you a moron, since I don't want you to get any more upset.

So a literal salesman finds a way to plug his products into a broader discussion of world events and you call the dude a shill? Do you understand that this aforementioned model is the blueprint for nearly every news channel or newspaper you've ever seen?

>make a news channel
>shill product
>make a living

Wow. You really have never tried to make a living as an entertainer.

It's pretty funny. Tons of these liberal pop culture media outlets have done this in an attempt to smear him. It doesn't work. The only people it influences are the braindead NPCs who already hate AJ.

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He gave jones hundreds of dollars essentially to advertise for him lol.

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Collagen and bee pollen are good for you. Once again the late night comedy jew demonstrates his popularity is only due to the ignorance of his consumers.

Can you prove Icke is a millionaire? He lives in a tiny apartment and owns a shitty little car according to what I've seen.

As for AJ, what is your point? he sells supplements and coffee and shirts and stuff to support his show. You think he's only in it for the money? then why is he on air 4 or 5 hours or more every single day without a script? What is wrong with him earning money for his work through his company? that's the same as other news people, except he's better, since he's semi independent and not beholden to multinational parent companies and advertisers.

>He built his company
There are soccer mums making millions on bitcoins. Means nothing
>The elites study and practice euegenics
I come from a proper eugenic line myself, and my family is not that close to any sort of BG shit. eugenics were made to uplift the entire Northwestern European race regardless of class. Whatever we made into a system used to be performed by Mother Nature. Another problem with Jones is that he doesn’t give a fuck about racial purity and ethnic survival of Europe

thanks just bought 9000

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what's wrong with stevia?

I wonder how much funding he received from the deep-state.

(Happening as we speak)

I love that fish oil they have and that super male makes me wanna fuck. So it is indeed a 360 win.

At least for that woman I've been sneaking around with it is.

Rat-faced bastard attacking the means of income of someone else, while his network generated all of its revenue from advertizing.

Fucking hypocrites.

Moet gij niet werken luie waal

wow he's gettin fat