Balkan Questions Answered

where is that servomontenigger bullshitter who pretended he was in tirana

But their language is closer to bulgarian

Which part of Crna Gora?
I heard you got a big "minority" of Albos breeding there?

Hercegovci and Milogorci are typical Dalmatians

I am for reuniting all the Dalmatian lands under one banner.. best place to live in the whole world..

>state motto "Pusti me stat"
>youtube.com/watch?v=TKv7lyIJts0
>youtube.com/watch?v=L9zzYwq-pJE

We got nothing to do with any of you rest retards...

True, but historically they were serb lands, defended by serbs, and the 1st balkan war erupted due to problems against the division of macedonia between bulgaria and serbia. In reality they are sort of like montenegrin, closely related to serbs but can still claim a different nationality.

the minority of albos breeding are in Ulcinj, a city that if you visited, you see how potential was wasted. It's a literal dump in most places, only the inner city is sort of doing ok, but you won't find any albos there. Honestly, united dalmatian lands sounds pretty comfy, just call it something else like Adria or Jadran

>Are Montenegrin Serbs?
Well they most certainly used to be. Perhaps they'll be again, who knows..
>Are we slavs, dinarids, illyrians, a mix or else?
Mix of Slavs, Illyrians, Greeks, Dacians, Trachians, probably some Mongoloids as well. Those Avars were quite influential here.
>Are you for or against Yugoslavia? Why?
Kek. Third one's the charm, amire?
>Opinion on neighbors(Albania,Bulgaria,Romania...)
Hungary - good
Romania - good
Bulgaria - hopefully we become bros one day
Macedonia - stop larping please
Albania - stop larping please
Montenegro - stop larping please
Bosnia - stop larping please
Croatia - how about we bury that hatchet and trade in peace?

Wholesome :)

Oh I forgot our new neighbours - Egypt. They're alright I guess. They should persecute their Christians less.

E boga mi...imali bi najbolju hranu, najbolje ljude i nema toga ko bi bija viši od nas u svitu tako da nam ovi drugi ne bi mogli kvarit statistiku.

Evo predlažem da uzmemo ovu kartu kao okvirni prijedlog.

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We are all related to some dergree. I have seen faces in Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro than can be Albanians, Macedons or even Serbs. The problem comes with the D/C(religions and nationalims)

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izgleda prejako, samo uzmes jos podgoricu i sjevernu crnu goru, bio bi raj na zemlji

I have seen Albos doing their bakeries and sweet shops all around.. i would recognize them from a mile away.. they are all not like anyone from this part of the land.. all of them under 180cm

Eto... treba novi separatistički pokret napravit.

Predlažem da nemamo vladu nego da se moderniziramo i svi glasujemo pomoću aplikacije za mobitel od doma tako da ne moramo na vruć dan izlazit vanka kad zapeće.

Is there anything special about dalmatians? I noticed some of them have a pretty distinct look

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>treba novi separatistički pokret napravit
das riiiiiite, jos grupacija! Sve pretvoriti u grad-drzave

Serbian and Croatian are essentially the same language, right?
How close are Slovenian and Bulgarian to Serbo-Croatian?

Well Montenegro used to be part of Serbia.
Whole balkan is a mixture of most things you listed
Idealistically Yugoslavia seems like a brotherhood, but politicians would ruin it as always.
Remove Albania, the rest are ok, just try to traffic less shit through our roads ok?

>they are all not like anyone from this part of the land
no wonder
>all of them under 180cm
crap myths because i'm 184 and there were plenty taller than me in my class

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>edgy serbs
>same slavs as serbs
>for cause the alternative is shitskins
>slavs cool

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Some yes. Isolated mountains of north maybe. Once i was talking with some cops in Croatia and they looked the average cops of south Albania

>Is there anything special about dalmatians?
There is. They're the real ubermensch. Meke great food, wine and music
youtube.com/watch?v=Nprk4zo0j40

Serbs with Bulgarian names

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Im Christian Montenigger and id rather join Croatia than Serbia .Everyone hates th Serbs

>Serbian and Croatian are essentially the same language, right?
Pretty much. Could be viewed as two dialects
>How close are Slovenian and Bulgarian to Serbo-Croatian?
Eh..close, but not close enough to understand it properly by knowing Serbo-Croatian.

this
everytime I listen to Od Vardara do Triglava I cry
youtube.com/watch?v=6UtsPxI-0X8

A lot of ex-yu immigrants that emigratted to Slovenia never bothered to learn Slovene, they assumed it's the same as Serbo-Croatian, which it isn't. Kinda rustles my jimmies when I think about it.

>t. Milogorac
we don't want you though, also gib Boka

Iz kojeg si grada

I wouldn't join either unless all three united under some union of west-balkan brotherhood or for this amazing crazy idea of Greater Dalmatia

and in Bosnia they speak Serbo-Croatian as well, right? So Croatia + Bosnia + Serbia + Montenegro could be one country while Slovenia and Macedonia should stay on their own

glupo mi na 4chanu ovako to izjaviti, ali sjever

That not nice .But overall you will get genocided one day in Boka .I mean the Croats .Serbs will make sure of it .Not because i want to ,but it will happen though .

>Balkan thread
>Slovania

You are not welcome here

Za koju godine ISBerana u Podgoricu .Ili pljav Republiq ,mada ne znam kako iko zivi moze tamo da bitise

this, slovenia is the first country that left yugoslavia, macedonia left without anyone giving to fucks. when croatia wanted to leave, tantrums started being thrown because many serbs that lived in croatia wanted to stay united with serbia. all the separatist propaganda the cia was spreading around didn't help either.things got especially heated when bosnia declared independence, this also turned into a religious conflict and became a three-way brother war from there. (((they))) really did a number on us.

No we couldn't because we hate each other and don't even consider speaking the same language.
Germany, Austria and most of Switzerland speak the same language. Why are you not in one country?

bijelo polje, svaki prijedak mi je odavde, porodica poznaje svaku ovde

>Why are you not in one country?
because we lost WW2 and the victorious powers forbade us to reunite...

Koliko imate stanovnika u centru grada

it isn't genocide when 5k people are left, and why would it happen, it didn't happen in 90ies

Serbs

>theoretically
Would never do it in practice, too much bad blood. When people from the balkans meet, they try to refrain from talking about politics in general, it's a really touchy subject. When we meet we prefer to bond through rakija, burek and cheap cigarettes.

I don't want Zagreb to be my capital...

leeching the tourist money away from people.

Gimme back my Dalmacija ... you dwarves from the north can live in your kleti and drink all the vinček you want.

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Herceg novi fags will try to expand and join Serbia

it was forbidden after first war

yes, but we reunited nonetheless
after WW2 it was forbidden for good

a ima oko 3000, ali svake godine manje, sele se za njemacku uglavnom

>you dwarves from the north
mater ti je patuljak sa sjevera vlaščetino

YUGOSLAV FASCIST

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No? During the unification of Germany mountain jews wanted to do their own thing, like they did for the last few centuries, and austrians didn't wanted to be ruled by prussians because they fucking hate them

>italian is angry again
What else is new?

what's funny is that as it stands Bosnians write using Latin, same as Croatians but there was a movement to trying to make Bosnians appear more distinct from their neighbours, rather just them being southern Slavic Mohamedans, by bringing back a modified Perso-arabic script as their main writing system called Arebica
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arebica

youtube.com/watch?v=g1KiFON-GWg

Uuuuuuuu touchy, touchy...

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read about the Yugoslav Radical Party, it was gaining popularity up to 1939. when the British decided to banish it's leader. Everybody was on board for it, even the Bosniak Muslims.

Slovenija je ugrabljena pralvjična dežela z strani temnih sil in demonov ti demoni imajo ostre zobe in velika ušesa so majhni in prtlikvai in živijo v murklinah ampak v vsej tej mračnosti je en vitez na belem konju Janez janša, ki se bori proti zlu, da bi v Slovenijo pravljično deželo spet prinesel sonce veselje in varnost. dobro vedno zmaga nad zlim junak Janez nas bo rešil je naše edino in zadnje upanje.

Albanian diaspora here (family is from actual Albania not Kosovo or Macedonia)

>Are Montenegrin Serbs?

Yes

>Are we slavs, dinarids, illyrians, a mix or else?

Southern slavs mixed more with Illyrians/Albanians than Serbs

>Are you for or against Yugoslavia? Why?

Against, because slavs united are more dangerous than independent

>Opinion on neighbors(Albania,Bulgaria,Romania...)

Serbia is a shitty country with no future. Albanians from albania don't really give a shit or hate serbs but recent serbian sentiment lumping us in with dumbass kosovars has united us more against serbs. Montenegro is viewed as neutral since Albanians aren't persecuted in Ulcinj or the Malesia region. Macedonia is a shitty country with no future soon to be taken over by Albanians. Fuck Greece and hope they collapse soon.

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``Država ili postoji ili ne postoji.Narod takodje. Smorio se ja opasno-onako, sećam se, tokom služenja vojnog roka... moral baš pao, a motivacija nestala. Hoću kući - ili da crknem. Pozove mene dežurni podoficir, opasan tip, u svoju kancelariju, sipa rakiju i ponudi vruć hleb i koso seckano. "Znaš...", počeo je besedu, a da me ništa nije ni pitao. "...nikada se ja nisam uplašio, niti smorio u ovoj uniformi.
Ni kada su nas bombardovali 1999., ni pre toga kad smo izvlačili vojnike JNA širom bivše nam domovine... ali jednom - jesam. Moram da ti priznam. Dignu nas sve te 1993., pravac Vranje, tokom puta nam kažu da neko ubija vojsku u kasarni i da nije niko spolja, vojnik ubija druge vojnike. Imaju osumnjičenog, razdele nam loše crno-bele fotografije tog nesrećnog sektaša Menedera... uz opasku, molim te, možeš misliti, da je on samo osumnjičen, ali da nisu 100% sigurni da je on.
I šta da radim ja??? Gledam onu bednu fotografiju... stignemo do kapije i počnemo da češljamo od prijavnice ka zgradama. Kako da pucam na čoveka u istoj ovoj uniformi? Šta ako ubijem pogrešnog vojnika? Eto, tada sam se uplašio i smorio... a onda sam ukapirao: čoveče, na tom mestu i u tom trenutku, JA SAM SRBIJA. Ja sam država. Ovde i sada si baš ti Srbija. Neće nama državu da donese neki političar, niti će da nam je uruče poštom ili preko televizora.
Ne, država je već tu, to je ovo ovde i sada, to smo ti, ja, ovi što su pekli ovaj hleb i rakiju i sušili ovo meso. To je država. Prema tome, nemoj da se zamaraš pitanjem da li voliš Srbiju ili ne, jer se to pitanje svodi na to da li voliš sebe samog ili ne. A ako ne voliš sebe samog - ništa te ne može spasiti. Neće ti te zadimljene diskoteke i kafići po Beogradu i te devojke tamo nigde pobeći, prijatelju moj. Budi malo država ovde sa mnom. Živeli!"

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krivo si me razumia, al eto, dobro je sve

I know, fuck the brits
Prince Paul, Ljotic and Stojadinovic were based.

The unification of Germany didn't happen through the will of the people, it happened through the nobles
Of course the Austrian emperor wanted to keep his empire
And the Prussian king didn't want to share his power with the Austrian emperor
So we didn't unite in 1871
But Austrians and *other* Germans are all the same people - Germans
This is clearly visible in the revolution of 1848 when people all over Germany (including Austria!) rose up for a Pan-German nation state (unfortunately they failed)
And in 1938 Austrians greeted the German troops with joy

You could now. No one would object really. Having Austria turned into another federate state or something like that. But I doubt Austrians would agree to that. They're proud of their imperial heritage. Late 30s were an exception I believe.
It's similar here. Croatians didn't have their own country for almost a millennia. They wanted to govern themselves, which is fair. There's some appeal to having a great unified country, but it's not possible anymore. The animosity between countries are too big. And not only are politicians not trying to make amends, but are constantly firing shots at other nations.

Haven't they always been associated with Bulgarians?

When we reunited with the former Eastern Germany in 1990 we had to sign a treaty that we would never unite with Austria
If we tried to, UK, France, USA would all intervene

>that pic is worth 1000 keks.

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How popular is Sonic in the Balkans?

Odakle ti ovo

Jesan vlajčina i to ponosna

youtube.com/watch?v=kHEcl132Z30

>Slavs, Illyrians, Greeks, Dacians, Trachians, probably some Mongoloids as well
That sums up Dinarid

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Croats had a lot of succes with it .i dont know about the others .You have to try for yourself

>Everybody was on board for it
we weren't, Croatian Peasant Party was only proper opposition to them
onda nemudruj o dalmaciji i dalmatincima

Dinars are the master-race, mutt

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kek
Dalmosi su debili, iskoristavali su Slavonce dok su mogli, sada ni oni nece da im rade. Odoše u Njemačku i Irsku.

>Are Montenegrin Serbs?
Yes.
>Are we slavs, dinarids, illyrians, a mix or else?
Illyrians are Dinarids, I2a is a Illyrian haplogroup. We are mostly a mixture of slavs and dinarids, but there is a sizable minority of Thracians and Dacians in the east and south
also, some mongoloids in Vojvodina
>Are you for or against Yugoslavia? Why?
against. Yugoslavia was a huge mistake, it made a bunch of artificial nations and nationalitis (Bosnia, Macedonia, "Kosovo" and Montenegro to some extnent), and expended some more than they deserve (Croatia and Slovenia)
>Opinion on neighbors(Albania,Bulgaria,Romania...)
Romania is ok
Hungary as well
Albanians should just convert to Christianity, I've been in the catholic north, those people are A-OK
I have mixed feelings about Bulgarians, just let them do their own thing I guess
I don't consider Bosnia, Montenegro and Macedonia neighbours, they're are rightful Serb clay (Croats can have Neretva and West Herzegovina cantons, if that would bring peace between us)

[škrgut zubi i paljenje traktora se čuje u pozadini]

Why do Bosnian gypsies claim they are Croatian?

>we had to sign a treaty that we would never unite with Austria
Haha man, I tend to forget how politically weak you guys are. I mean, we're not the ones to talk, but you're supposed to be a great power. You certainly fashion yourselves as such when dealing with us.

>Prince Paul
He was not based, he never wanted to rule Yugoslavia and was more interested in art than politics. He wasn't a bad person, far from it, but not a great politician. Still, he did sign the pact with Germany and that was the best thing to do at the time.

Vojvodina is Hungarian clay

Šta ne mudruj o Dalmaciji?

Mora bit da si bodul.....

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Germany was killed in 1945

This is how it should be. However, Krajina should belong to Serbja.

>Dalmosi
misliš valjda """"poduzetnici"""", večina takvih je od tu di si ti
još gore

>be slav
>look more like subnordid
>shaking violently
Please no....

literally 98% of the people here are whiter than that image shows

Conver from that sandnigger religion to this sandnigger religion

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Since when are Norwegians so dark?

show us your benis

``Podeljena su mi osećanja i stavovi, jer sve ili barem veći deo svega zavisi od referentne tačke posmatranja. Nema veze da li gledam Partizan, Zvezdu ili reprezentaciju Srbije, da li pratim fudbal, košarku ili vaterpolo, da li se vozim autoputevima ili blejim u vozu, da li prelazim Brankov ili Kineski most ili Blizance kod Beške, da li idem na EXIT u Novom Sadu ili u Narodni Muzej u Beogradu ili na ladno pivo u Andrićgradu ili mešano meso u Nišu, samo na kraju shvatim da me zapravo zabole za neke tamo narode, preko, sta oni rade cime se oni izjasnjavaju, sta bi oni zeleli da budu ?
Pa neka budu sta hoce, i marsovci ako hoce. Meni iz dzepa ni u dzep. Ja sam srbin, to barem znam, toliko mi je i dovoljno. Udri onog ko rusi to moje, onog koji predje naovamo da mi smeta.Nema tu mnogo mozganja i besede.Neka drugi bude sta hoce meni i mojoj braci nece odredjivati. Eto to je Srbija, nema razlike izmedju mene i onih pre sto su bili, isto ovako pljunuli i shvatili, ista je sve to stvar. ``

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