A story

Yo listen up here's a story,
About a fat little weeb that lives in his mums house,

And all day and all night and everything he sees,
Is just blackpills,
It is his master plan to stop shitposts from me,
Jannies mums house with Jannies little window in the basement,
Looking at his step dads blackpilled corvette,
And everything is blackpills for him and himself,
And everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to. . .

I'm Green I'm Green dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him. . .
Dab up high. . .


I have my mums house with a little window in the basement,
Brown is the colour of my anime underwear,
Brown are the streets and the tree where i hang my noose,
I have a waifu and she is so cute,
Brown is how i feel when i see shitposts all around,
Brown like my step dads corvette, it's in and outside my mum,
Blackpilled are the words I say when watch them fuck before bed,
Brown are the feelings that live inside me,

I'm Green I'm Green dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him. . .
Dab up high. . .

And all day and all night and everything he sees,
Is just blackpills,
It is his master plan to stop shitposts from me,
Jannies mums house with Jannies little window in the basement,
Looking at his step dads blackpilled corvette,
And everything is blackpills for him and himself,
And everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to. . .

I'm Green I'm Green dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him dab up high. . .
Dab on him. . .
Dab up high. . .

Fuck Niggers,
Fuck Liberals,
Fuck Kikes
And Fuck Jannie.

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Based and Jannies hot pockets

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Fuck jannies and fuck niggers.

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*BOOF* ssnniifff...oh yes my janny....sssnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...a shitpost I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite a pungent shitpost yes very much so .....sssnnniiffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....stale memes.....quite dank my janny....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my janny....another if you please....nice a big shitpost now....*BOOOOOFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and low effort my janny....hmmmmm...is that a new thread on your report que?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little look before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a quite a job you're doing my janny....ah yes....let me guess...for free as well?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssnniiffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....flavor blasted goldfish and mountain dew I take it my janny? For those long hours?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....*BOOOOOOOF* Oh I was not expecting that…that little ban my janny….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssnnniiifffff…and yet…so long…yes…the ban….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my janny…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssnnniiiff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my janny…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….fuck mods and niggers my janny….ssnniifffffff….yes….?

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Based and Jannie pilled

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JANNIE JANNIE JANNIE CANT YOU SEE I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO IT FOR FREE

fuck man i'm laughin sohard these threads

Jfc my sides

ausbro keep it up but you need a pastebin for these songs so hopefully an autist here sings them
HONORABLE BUMP

This is Eiffel 65 - Blue (Jannie Club) Remix 2018. Great work OP

Based and Brappilled

Who thinks Jannie regrets deleting aus/pol like a newfag?

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rhyme scheme is hopelessly fucked, just like this janny

>his keys are stickies
LMAO this is some high quality shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

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Good story, Good thread,
Based and redpilled/10

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KEK

He's a big guy

based

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>tfw these threads are the only reason i havent killed myself
thanks guys

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based

10/10

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i was eating while reading that and i laughed with food in my throat and now it hurts

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>#metoo
Live free or die.

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