ITT: Stories from when you accidentally revealed your power levels

>acting like your not part of the problem either

>be me
>nigger moves into my all white neighborhood
>notonmywatch.exe
>gather my likeminded friends
>wait till nightfall
>quickly raise cross and light it on fire
>watch it burn
>Me: "This nigger'll definitely know he's not welcome."
>awkward silence
>Buddy: "Dude... they prefer to be called 'African Americans'."
>mfw

I post on Facebook all the time about how race-mixing is wrong and nobody can call me racist because I quote Muhammad Ali on the subject.

Do I have any power levels

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Maybe when I grow...

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Give us a story, fren.

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>discussing immigration at dinner table
>you know user it can really help our economy
>yes but don't you think it's a bit weird how it isn't forced so much on the east asian countries?
>i just think that it's a bit weird why we are forced to be diverse and reduce our own people
>user the leaders are white like
>no they're not david cameron, angela merkel and many other leaders are jews, a group who just so happen to have their own ethnostate
>what the fuck did i just say

>work as a cook
>coworker is a fat dumb blonde that never shuts her yapper
>rants on about true finns party members about being nazis
>know she's an "environmentalist" (talks about being it but doesn't do anything about it) and loves animal rights
>start dropping redpills about nazi influence on animal rights and environmental laws
>"yeah well that doesn't excuse everything hitler did, he ruined germany"
>start dropping redpills about Hitler taking a war torn germany and making it the most powerful country in europe
>"yeah well they could have just done what finland did"
>drop redpills on how many nazi policies finland aped to become economically succesful
>next day a cutie waitress comes hang around by the kitchen
>"well he shouldn't have killed the jews"
>tell her that his initial plan was to export them out to palestine but the war got in the way
>"why would he kick the jews out then?"
>tell her that jews have been kicked from 109 countries, maybe there's a reason there somewhere
>cutie waitress hangs around by the kitchen few days later
>"say, user... are you really a nazi?"
>"no"
>"but (fat whore) said you are"
>"she misunderstood, i just told her what the nazis did and didn't do for europe. nazi movement is dead and nazis don't exist anymore, so I'm not a nazi"
>"if they did, would you be a nazi"
>"probably"
>keep small-talking with her throughout the day
>meanwhile fat whore continues to go around the restaurant telling everyone I'm a nazi
>everyone seems really disinterested in that and fat whore finally shuts up but gives me angry eyes every time
>keep chatting up the cutie waitress
>start dating her three weeks later

>next day a cutie waitress comes hang around by the kitchen
Oh that's where that one line disappeared while I was typing it.

Hope he murders you when he returns.

That's a shocking thing to say in Sweden? You're fucking cucked.

>be me
>know a shitton of facts from history
>class knows this
>convinced half my class that the Allies started WW2
>in the end even the teacher has second thoughts

The British goaded Poland into it with false assurances.

Denying the holocaust? Yes that's pretty shocking in Sweden. Of course it isn't in Finland, since you're drunk all the time nobody takes anything you lot say seriously, least of all yourselves.

Oi bruv you got a licence for that opinion?

sitting in the breakroom at work.
football was on tv.
coworker asks me what my favorite team is.
I casually said "I dont give a fuck about nigger ball".

she told everyone immediately and i got fired.

One time I was at a pub and started talking to a Finn. His Swedish was terrible so we spoke English.
Me, him and a qt were out for a cigg when he says with a heavy Finnish accent:
>You have very many sand people and negers in this country
>she says: "WTF did you justs say?! Are you a fucking racist? (worst accusation imaginable here)
>FInn: "Yes."
>mfw

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For real

Shit I knew Americans were pretty fanatical about American Football but that's a bit harsh.

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Man dont try bantz when you're fucking awful at it.

To be fair, Finns only interact with other people once every few years.

...
It was probably the "niggerball" part, Sven...

>have german roommate whos pretty redpilled and loves hitler jokes
>use picture related as his in-calling picture
>bring 2 german jewesses on vacation
>completely forget about the pic as I barely ever call my roommates on the phone
>jewesses are her guests, I take them out to show them Buenos Aires
>be in subway with my phone on my lap
>german rooommate calls
>jewesses see picture, say nothing
>never EVER talked about it with them

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>>say oh so youll just add to the problem cool
>>"what" she says
>>quote the alarming rise in children born to unwed mothers from 1960 and how whites are following blacks in this trend and how determential it is to society
>>awkward pause
That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard. Did she get rid of it?

based

Had this as wallpaper on my phone when im 12, my brother made me do it and i thought it looked cool. Dad sees it and "careful with that.i..think that is some nazi prop.. meh just dont show it to anyone".

It is an ad for SS division wiking "fight for norway, enlist here"

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>be me
>at work talking with Le Based Magapede about how gay it is the HR calls Christmas Party "Holiday Party"
>he mentions email says "Wear your favorite holiday attire."
>Me: "I'm definitely showing up in St. Patrick's Day clothes."
>LBM: (laughing) "Or 4th of July stuff."
>Me: "I should wear my April 20th outfit."
>LBM: "Oh, I didn't know you smoke weed."
>Me: "Oh... yeah... weed, right..."

>tfw you stuffed ice picks into eye sockets of retards, perverts, and depressed people and into their brains and swished it around believing it was the cure of said illnesses in the 60s and 70s but no-one cares

That’s so cute lady user. My wife occasionally browses too, to find out what what I am talking about.

Kek, once i talked to this girl at a bar and wanted to have a little fun, so i said with a straight face after she asking me something political "no, i'm a nazi", she looked up on my neat hair and straight into my eyes. She like quenched and had this fear reaction, she started to scream and hit me, walking around telling everybody "that guy is a NAZI!!". I tried to say i was joking but she didnt believe me.

show tits

thatsthejoke.jpg

kek

fins are bros or at least they are real people. what happened after

whats your guys dads power level? to sum it up mine knows shits fucked but still ends up defending most of the stuff thats government related or rather lets say seems resigned after 50years of paying taxes

>a few years ago
>slightly drunk with family
>discussion turns to politics
>I bring up the Jews
>start doing a Jewish New York accent and saying "Oy vey, shut it down!" and "It's like annuda shoah"

I didn't openly name them but you know, still

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Ahh...
Guess it's true what they say about Scando humor...

>talking with friends
>friend says a female colleague of his cucked up his work
>"well, what did you expect from a woman?"
>"wow that's pretty sexist"
>"hahaha I- I was just joking haha"

>Be me
>going to costco cuz disabled sister has been going through paper towels like a mcdonald's bathroom
>on the way out I decide to grab a slice of hot pep
>RIP COSTCO DOG
>the line has become more of a mob then a line so you have to ask whos in line, whats going on
>the line reforms after you asert .1% of social dominance
>mexishart is like hey, bro my lil bro was right where you are in line
>I laugh, "That sucks"
>ohfuckIactuallysaiditwoops.jpg
> fuck I have to commit now
>he starts chimping "c'mon man what kind of person are you"
>"NEXT"
> YESS ID LIKE ONE SLICE OF PEPORONIE AND A LARGE SODA THANK YOU
>Hands the clerk the money while the sjw chimps out in defense of the mexisharts
>workers just accepting whoever comes next, not addressing the drama
>mfw

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The entire study was essentially filtered through america. It started in europe, went to america, came back with policy and method to implement eugenics, race study, and culminated in the ubermench project. Lots of ideas get extreme when they return from america, like feminism as well.

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Nice

Kek

We don't do shit half-assed, Sven.

>gf takes me to a party
>it's filled with her friends from softball so a bunch of dykes
>she tells me beforehand not to get drunk and say horrifying racist/bigoted shit to people
>this angers me
>the party is half feminists and cucks and half dudebros and sluts
>getting along well with the bros and sluts, disregarding the commies
>start getting drunk
>some cuck is talking about trump and immigration
>I'm still mad that my gf wanted to restrict my freedom of speech
>decide to fuck with the guy
>start imitating a liberal npc
>just tossing out shit I've heard them say like "how can a child be illegal" and "build bridges not walls"
>not even stringing together coherent arguments just repeating exaggerated liberal outrage and non sequitur slogans
>getting more and more abusive to the guy and I can tell he's realized I'm fucking with him
>he says "blah blah blah trump" and I interrupt hi and just start saying Druuuuuuuummmpppppphhhhhh and Gruuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmpppppphhhh like the Colbert two scoops meme
>I do this every time he tries to talk for like three minutes and then go get a beer
>gf watched the whole thing
>mad as hell

Fuck her, she knew I was weird when she met me.

>>start imitating a liberal npc
>>just tossing out shit I've heard them say like "how can a child be illegal" and "build bridges not walls"
>>not even stringing together coherent arguments just repeating exaggerated liberal outrage and non sequitur slogans
>>getting more and more abusive to the guy and I can tell he's realized I'm fucking with him
>>he says "blah blah blah trump" and I interrupt hi and just start saying Druuuuuuuummmpppppphhhhhh and Gruuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmpppppphhhh like the Colbert two scoops meme
Gonna start doing this

I reveal my power levels constantly. Personally I find that you get disagreed with initially then those people start repeating your points a few months down the line.

Yeah, like that time in the 1970s we shoved ice picks into the brains of homosexuals because we thought it would cure them after an European doctor suggested it might.

>be me
>in NYC
>want to try some of the famous NYC hotdogs
>see another jew at the stand
>i over hear the price is 2$ fir a hotdog
>the jew actually pays him 2$
>wtfface.png
>tell him quietly that he should bargain becouse thats what the goys expect
>turns out hes an italian

Our (((Greatest Ally))) ladies and gentlemen.

Based.

My family knows about my disdain for degenerates and my support for Trump. They even know I think Hitler wasn't bad.
They dont give a fuck about my opinions.

The wall just got 10 feet higher.

>meet a girl at a friend's party
>she doesn't do drugs because her friends died
>i tell her that was her friends decision to continue doing hard drugs and smoking a bit of pot with me won't kill her
>she calls me Hitler
>i call her the Communist daughter
I mean I guess I didn't really reveal my power level as much as lost my chance at getting laid. I did tell her that not everything about Nazi Germany was terrible

>Friends start talking about serial killers and criminals
>"hey user have you ever taken interest in a killer?"
>tell them I picked up Ted's manifesto
>"Yeah, why did he bomb for user?"
>fucking sperg out and pull up some of his quotes on my phone
>"he was a real smart guy, I'm a big foll...er, fan of his"
>friends change the subject

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>start dating her three weeks later
and then everyone clapped

>and smoking a bit of pot with me won't kill her
This is about revealing power level. Not revealing that you are a degenerate.

kek

Pot is trash to be sure, but shrooms are /comfy/

Negress “Miss Louisiana” singing national anthem for the sportsball game on Thanksgiving night.

>the prettiest girl in Louisiana, right there

Awkward laughter.

I actually have a decent out for this. There is some female Gooknadian at work, and has the work ethic of a woman and a Gook. And I am able to point out how awful she is, and if pressed on it I say it's because she's Canadian. Because you can't stereotype a white country, goy.

Spicy!
And factually correct.

>be me
>took over family rental properties when grandpa died
>grandpa was racist
>be his favorite family member
>able to dial racism up to 11
>no boss
>family all magapede cuckservatives
>they fight with libs on face like
> load up troll accounts
>go 1488 on every lib that disagrees with family
>family slowly starts to doubt holocaust
>why are all journalists Jews.

*facekike

>be at lunch at work
>people start talking about voting and democracy
>say I think we should go back to a limited suffrage democracy as the founders intended where only land owners can vote
>someone says that would cause a caste system like they have in India
>say the caste system was the only thing right about India and its a shame they decided to stop doing it
Oops. Nobody wants to talk about politics when I am around anymore. I've also done pro-Assad posting when the Syrian war was in full swing.

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She got really angry and tried to get others attention. Just the usual NPC script. Nobody else standing around listened to her REEE.
She also said something like "you Finns are so racist and retarded", unironically without realizing she was being racist against the ebin Finn :DD
Needless to say I didn't end up going home with her. But had a good laugh with Finnbro.
As for your other question regarding my dad. He is pretty based but still cucked like everyone 40+ years old seems to be in Sweden and Germany as well for that matter.

My dad stays out of politics, but ask me how I am going to vote. He admits I probably forget more shit in a day than he ever learned.

Underrated

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kek. I like you

>power level meme
Lurk for at least two year before posting faggot

This guy is literally a federal employee doing research/analysis. He pulled his image from an FBI database.
Reminder they are ALWAYS here.

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kek I do this too, I always shit on all the chinks at my work, and then say, well I guess it's too be expected.....of Canadians. And no one has ever called me out on it, in fact, all my coworkers hate Canadians now too. But Canadians are 100% chinks at my work, and 100% of chinks are Canadians

Henlo FBI-user

Power level is when you exert your POWER over a SJW libtard to LEVEL out the playing field

The more you know!

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Jodie

I mean, don't get me wrong. I do fucking despise Leafs. But this one's problems clearly come from being a woman and then a gook, in that order.

Where were you when you realized Jody is Chad?

Jody this and Jody that,
Jody is a real cool cat.

Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.

Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.

Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.

Ain’t now use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.

If old Jody is six feet tall,
I won’t mess with him at all.

Might as well hide that frown,
Jody’s beat you hands down.

Hody, Jody, six feet four,
Jody’s never been whipped before.

Don't lie to the poor Fed.

Fed-user, power level refers the dynamite equivalent of the fertilizer bombs you have stockpiled. For example, I have a power level of roughly 1/2 ton on my coumpound here in rural Montana.

Checked
IIRC the beaner version of Jodie is Sancho

Fine if you say so

15 54 borther

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Well, did they keep sucking each other off and eating shit out of man ass?

Hale Hortler!

Have you seen Kyle by any chance, Fed-user?

These threads always make me cringe.
This is why the right will never go anywhere.
Stop with all this autism of anime and "power levels".
Why can't you autists just have normal conversations?

Instead of
>hurr durr, Hitler did nothing wrong!
Say
>Hey, you ever thought about how Hitler would have been a great leader if he had won due to history being written by the winners?

I hate all of you autists and hope you die. You're a worse mascot than boomers for the right.

This b8 isn't even funnny

>at family reunion
>large extended family
>cousin from texas brings her fiancé
>first time meeting him
>he's a bit of an outspoken liberal
>into anime
>drinks IPA
>start talking to him, he says he's Mexican
>lol nice joke
>no really user *says something in spanish*
>fuck.
later
>eating dinner
>couple swigs of whiskey and two beers in because fuck being sober around my family
>he and another cousin (her brother) are talking about a bowl of assorted chips
>"and that's why you mix the races all together!"
>you fucking what
>snap back "I've seen what mixing all the colors together does to art, it doesn't turn out so well"
>oh fuck did I really just say that
No one seemed to notice but him and my two cousins, they didn't really care but he brought it up later. Seemed butthurt about it.

I got really drunk at my aunt's wedding and told everyone i was national socialist

many such cases

>at lunch with dad and bro in law and nephew
>start talking politics and the mid east
>say we should cut off both Saudi Arabia and Israel and try to mend ties with Iran
>bro in law nods
>dad says yeah then pauses and says but then you'll be labeled antisemitic
what's the big deal?

I was once at a party in front of a bonfire in the backyard and made some joke about "dirty niggers." If I'm being honest I don't remember what it was. Anyway there happened to be a nigger behind me at the time but he didn't get violent or anything. He just sulked and said I couldn't have anymore of his cocaine.

>Totally gonna fuck her if she aint preggo
wut
fuck her even if she is preggo, not like she can get more preggo

>not like she can get more preggo
>never heard of double preggers
user, I...