My mom is 100% convinced I'm gay, even though I'm not. She said she's "always known" but I keep insisting I'm not.
How do I get her to fuck off with this? She's not even an SJW who desperately wants a gay kid, she just thinks I'm gay.
My mom is 100% convinced I'm gay, even though I'm not. She said she's "always known" but I keep insisting I'm not
Blake Stewart
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Chase Long
Show up with a girl at your place?
Make sure she is aware of it when you fuck
Nathan Moore
>my mom thinks I'm gay
>please someone tell me what to do!!
You're mom thinks your gay because you're a passive wimp, man up fuck boy.
Bentley Hughes
Why are you offended by it? There's nothing wrong with being gay, what a going on in your head that you're so butthurt about it? Usually if people get butthurt at what you say, that means there's some truth to what was said. If you aren't gay, why so hot and bothered? If you were chill and had a sense of humor, you could tease your mom about being gay and get some entertainment at least
Leo Johnson
My mom thought I was gay because I never dated a girl until I was a sophomore in high school. I just wasn't interested in girls until I met my high school sweetheart. I also went to a small school, so everyone knew everyone's business and I didn't want to date some girl only to break up with her and have her spill all my secrets. I dated a girl from a town an hour away.
Mom thought it was a front until she walked in on us fucking. After that, she called her parents and suggested she just start staying over on weekends. Total bro move.
Ayden Sanchez
Based on your post I think you're gay too
Michael Reyes
Wow man, you never dated a girl until sophomore year of high school?! Crazy, how can anyone even spend that much time going without romantic relationships, am I right?!!
Carter Stewart
A lot of my friends have been gay, and my sister is bi (though my mom doesn't believe bi is a real thing even though my sister has dated both sexes), and some of my friends are trans so I'm 100% okay with gay people. I just find this annoying.
The fact that I'm 23 and haven't had a girlfriend ever might have to do with this.
Jaxon Garcia
Tell her she's gay
Easton Carter
Newsflash: not all anons are autistic sperglords who spill their spaghetti whenever someone notices they exist. Many of us are perfectly capable of hiding our powerlevel.
That might be it. You need to bring home a girl. Problem is meeting a girl.
Kayden Bennett
Hire an escort and "get caught" fucking her in your sofa
Or get caught fapping to lesbian porn, either works
Ayden Perez
Buy a prostitute, fuck her in your parents bed when you know your mom will come home and walk in.
Doesn't matter, you had sex.
David Martinez
Dont worry, one day you will grow up and realize how foolish it is to give a fuck about what your surrounding thinks about you.
Michael Gutierrez
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Ayden Perez
Move out, stop taking to your delusional mom, and go fuck some hoes on your own.
OR
Just beat off to straight porn with your door wide open and speakers on max volume.
Hudson Bell
That's fucking hilarious. I always imagined a scenario like this in my head.
Austin Sullivan
uh, maybe bring a girl around the house? sorry your mom can't quite make the distinction between gay dude and low t loser
Ethan Long
Hire a hooker to suck your dick in full view of your mother
Brody Edwards
You need to get a girlfriend, that's really the only way to convince her I think. Hanging around a bunch of faggots probably doesn't help her perception of you either, that's not normal.
You're a pedophile.
Isaiah Moore
>Why are you offended by being accused of being something derogatory that you're not?
>If you deny it that means you must be it!
Aiden Stewart
I'm not Hitler
Easton White
I'm Spartacus!
Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Reyes
Just fuck her op
Grayson Collins
this
and also install tinder, I've fucked two from there
pretty dope