What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?

In high school she let me finger her vagina during lunch

Ewwww

Went out drinking for around 12 hours and when we got home she was incredibly shitfaced so I fucked her asshole and came inside just because she made me spend 12 hours catering to her narcissistic bullshit in a bar. I didn't enjoy it. Women are a waste.

How can i convince my wife to do anal?

And that's only because you didn't actually look at her and just assumed she was looking at you.

She was 18. I was 28. Little blond piece, rescued from the NT desert and send down south to become a barmaid. She had been a "working girl" since the age of eleven. She didn't know that I had spent ten years homeless, she didn't know I had earned my own cash in hand tax free for 15 years now, fucking Jack of all trades cunt.And one day before she rushes off to work, I tell her to slow down, not all work needs to be run-at-the-wall-lightspeed, take it easy.
She says "What would you know about work, about a hard life, about providing for a family?" I taught her what I knew by putting her out on the street the next day.

Get her drunk

get her drunk and challenge her

A couple of chicks ate my ass a couple of times. Really got their tongues up in there.

>Girl #1, while sucking my dick

“Every time I’m with [boyfriend’s name] I picture you fucking me”

>Girl #2, after I came on her face

“I feel bad, I’m in a serious relationship.”

>Girl #3, after sex

“Hurry up and get out of here, my husband and the kids are coming home.”

Sucked my dick at maccas and got me to cum on her burger.

This post reads like a Charles Bukowski poem

rub and play with her asshole during sex. maybe knuck up when she's in the throes of passion and get her used to it or see how she responds to it. sometimes they don't know what they will like so you owe to them to try out new shit.

she said: "im a jew"

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>fuck me daddy fill me up
>Azn gf

next time she's really wound up stick a finger up her ass and see if she's into it. escalate from there, friendo

she grabbed me by the dick

Daddy issues make for the best sex, terrible girlfriends though.

Sucked on my tongue until it started bleeding then said how good my blood tasted. More sadistic than dirty but that's the most out there experience

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What she do with it?

>saying the word daddy while being fucked means you have problems with your father
Kek ok Freud. She doesn’t have daddy issues and is a kickass gf desu. Common misconception I guess.

Then everyone clapped.

what does the prostate thing feel like? my fag friends say it’s something but I don’t believe them because they’re faggots and delusional

Btw do you suggest all that shit or does she?

I've been doing that. Especially during doggy style. She just says it gets sore and she doesn't enjoy it.

She does enjoy when I push down a little from the inside of her ass so she feels more.

Then everyone clapped.

Shill thread slide thread. Meant to make you lust and then go watch porn. Its in retaliation to the thot patrol tax threads. Keeps getting posted after being deleted. sage in options field

>Well Jow Forums?
Bleed all over my face while on her period and got off on it. IT was a like some sort of blood sacrifice thing to Satan and then used a virgin Mary statue as a dildo.
She was cool, I got to see her naked.
:-)

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Good, maybe I'll share my piece of chinaskisms.

girls don't talk to me

My ex girlfriend of 5 years was down for pretty much anything in hardcore porn.
She liked getting fucked doggystyle raw and then when she felt me getting close to cumming, she'd spin around and finish me off and swallow.
Petite 5'2" korean

Yeah she was imagining her dad fucking her not you.
That is called daddy issues.
They are easy to get a root off, wild in bed but not very good for long term relationships.
Take it as heresy though i guess, remember this post when it turns out to be true though.

>Btw do you suggest all that shit or does she?
It depends.
>what does the prostate thing feel like?
If she's not experienced and just goes to town on your ass hole, it hurts like hell and sucks.
If she is experienced, it feels like a tremendous pressure is being placed inside your body. You know that feeling of pressure you get when you're about to cum? Like that except the whole time she's in your butthole.
Don't try it with amateurs.

I got a handjob on the people mover in Detroit. Probably gave me syphilis

I want your man meat.

It wasn't a sexy thing to hear although not unwelcome

If your Asian girl thinks you look like her daddy you're Asian yourself. So why even bother bragging about having an Asian girl? You probably don't have a girlfriend at all.

I briefly dated a woman who was pretty weird.
The first time I got her in bed she told me "its like im going to fuck my brother" because we both were gingers. I noped out of there.
Another time when we were hanging out she asked if she could use a strapon on me. I said nah again. While she was assuring me it wasnt gay to take a dildo from a woman she showed ms a pic of a close friend of mine she also dated. He was wearing a french maid costume.
I never actually fucked her and to this day my buddy doesnt know that I know he let her fuck him in the ass
lmao

The state of pol.

>I've been rimmed

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Then everybody clapped

Didn’t you have shit all over?

>terrible girlfriends
It’s even worse when you think you can actually fix them. Those wounds cut deep

This, you want worms?
That is how you get worms.

a girl put my peepee in her mouth. actually a few have.

Hawked a big lugie down her throat, I mean all lung butter, while I had a chest cold

>she wants to fuck doggy style
>has doggy issues
Top fucking kek I love you retards.

This is Jow Forums do really think anyone here has interacted with a woman?

Don’t user, that’s kikes brainwashing you into degeneracy and degrading your wife.

Blumpkin fucking disgusting whore.

>he thinks women don’t cheat like it’s their job

I was like you once... better times really

That's my fetish.

Pretty sure if i said mummy during sex that would mean i was thinking about my mum.

Saying daddy during sex is not normal user, try fucking a normal girl one time (usually a starfish) they don't say daddy.

This girl blew me on a toilet seat after I was unable to get it up during attempted intercourse due to whiskey dick. She wanted it so bad she led me to the bathroom where she continued to suck my limp cock on a toilet seat for like 15 minutes, she was cheating on her boyfriend too at the time which i swear I didn’t know, my friend saw her texting him at the bar and said nothing to me.

Sucked my dick with a big fresh tongue piercing for a dime bag of weed and swallowed my cum with my dick in her throat

>The first time I got her in bed she told me "its like im going to fuck my brother" because we both were gingers. I noped out of there

She was making a joke, you autistic retard.

At least we have a public railway. The closest thing in beaner land is a 10 year old hitching a ride on some coyote's cock

Unfortunately, I'm like a 10/;10 to women my age and these roasties are fucking aggressive as fuck . It's starting to make me antisocial

women are to be seen, not heard faggot

Bla bla bla.

‘>who’s up next

Had a girl lick me from my taint up through my balls and deep throat my cock. The bobbed until she threw up on me and jacked me off using her vomit as lube till I came.

leave it to an aussie to be fucking retarded

No, nobody clapped.
She had spent the previous 10 minutes having a very loud ( and what should be a very private) conversation with a cashier about polyamory and how that led to her divorce.
All the standard red flags were present:
>fat
>piercings
>dyed hair
>tattoos

That's like normal porn now of days bro

I was dancing with 2 girls at the same time, and they made jokes by pushing my face to each others face all the time, to make a kiss.

Sucked my dick in public i guess

I love the way you sin.
Best affair ever.

The dirtiest thing a girl ever did was taste my pee

She immediately gagged and vomited, without missing a beat I said to her in a sexy tone “slurp up the gravy” and she told me to leave so I did. However before I rode my bicycle home I keyed her car.

She sucked my dick in a church, then jerked me off during service. I felt pretty dirty afterwards.

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Based

Doing shots from her mouth

That’s actually hot as fuck, cucking other dudes is my fetish

Well this was catholic school

My girlfriend before that used to wear skirts without panties and I would fist her on the bus. I blew out her puss so wide I had to move on to fucking her ass to cum

Save your 12 year old questions for r/askreddit you failed abortion

My ex girlfriends roommate asked me to shit in her mouth most awkward 3 way I’ve ever been in

Take your shitty non-political thread were it belongs

Not politics, fag, but a woman once told me there is no objective standards in art.
Also I had my dick sucked at my table in a pub/bar sort of thing, so there's that.

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My first time (and hers) I started fingering my gfs asshole with lotion on my finger when she was passed out drunk. After I had my finger in for a little bit I lubed up my dick and eased it in but after a couple pumps she pushed me off (I guess she hadnt been completely passed out the whole time but was maybe pretending a little). I came as she pushed me out and she apologized because she didn't realize I was about to cum. After that she let me do it when I wanted and would ask me to fairly often. I lost interest because of the smell and risk of getting shit on my dick. Something about the danger and taboo of that first time though was incredible.

Did you actually do it?

I do

I used fuck a lot of milfs
one time one of my regulars shouted out fuck me daddy
but she is like 15+ years older than me
she only said it once but it got me so hard

side hot story though
one time she invited me over to her place while her husband was over
told me to come out by the pool
her daughter was in a bikini, and her husbands fuck mate was visiting (they were swingers)
daughter asks me why im there and eventually tell her (18 yrs old) that i fuck her mom but not as crass
me, mom, the young thot friend, and daughter all go to thots van to smoke a joint
the thot asks to see if my cock is as big as the mom says
daughter is still in the hippie thots travel van
grabs my cock
daughter then says she wants to suck my cock and fuck me before she goes to military
i tell her i dont feel right about it and forever regret that decision
but end up fucking thot and mom in front of little dicked husband, cucking him not only out of his own wife but the girl he eventually left her for
now im married to a trad and am miserable...
the life of a white bull calls me like the sirens, our white future is in the hands of this degenerate :(
i wish i had better parents and didn't grow up to be a piece of shit.

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Suggested I wanted to fuck kids.

>have gf of 2 years, thought about marrying her since she always seemed to care about what was happening in white countries around the world
>take her to the mall and buy her the stupid shit she wants from Sephora
>walking through the mall
>I see there are 2 cute little pre teen white girls sitting alone on a bench
>this is probably the first time their parents let them go around without a parent present
>the mall, like all of Canada has shit skins literally swarming the place
>just as we are walking past where these girls are sitting in the centre of the mall
>a schizophrenic homeless chink approaches them and demands they give him money
>the 2 girls are absolutely terrified and stunned
>they look at me with fear in their eyes
>he’s reaching and grabbing at one of the girls asking to give him a dollar
>I immediately stop walking when i see this and go over and tell him to leave them alone and keep walking
>threaten to drop him if he touches them again
>he’s scatters off
>the girls are relieved
>I go back to my gf and we continue walking
>she gives me the death stare
>”You probably want to fuck those girls! You wouldn’t have done that if they weren’t white”
>I say yes, that’s right. I wouldn’t have done that if they weren’t white and call her disgusting for thinking I wanted to fuck them.
>I actually was and still am disgusted she said that
>I quote to her “the greatest gift in life is your own people”

I’ve had it with her shit. What would you guys do? Sorry for blogpost. Politics related because Canada is filling with “miniorites” to the point where whites are becoming the miniorites. I always stand up for my people, especially if they are still just children.

Why does this /bant constantly show up in /pol and seem to get approved? Literally, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH /POL, yet here it is, playing pervy distraction for young men?

Asked me to piss into her mouth.

Shut the fuck up grandma.

Patrolled.

G_d that’s so fucking hot
I have a similar experience but it’s pretty tame compared to my first sex experience
I acquired the services of a Ukrainian hooker I found on list crawler and I picked the Greek style option which is anal. Everything was going ok until I pulled out and I noticed a very tiny hint of brown on the head of my cock and the smell was robust and fragrant.

Anyways when I pulled out I cake around to her face and waved my dick right in front of her and She told me in her broken English “no like this..” and I made a kind of rude remark about the Ukrainian civil war and laughed at her and she gave me this puzzled look and said something about the time and I was like fuck this I’m not even gonna argue with the bitch so I left.

That’s fucked up man. It’s a grave sin to disrespect the house of God in such a way.

Sucked my dick in the woods near a hiking trail