This kills the brit
This kills the brit
Connor Jackson
Lucas King
Josiah Torres
haha no it dosnt poley nigger
Chase Collins
You know what's funny, is my oldest son is in South Korea right now, stationed at Camp Casey, just 7 miles south of the DMZ, serving as a 68W combat medic with a specialty in extraction/evac.
Kid is badass as fuck. He knows how to murder you with nothing, how to make it painful, and how to keep you alive with duct tape and a ball point pen.
The camps motto is "push north and push west"
Basically, "if shit goes down", he'll be in the first wave of US troops sent in to slaughter the Chinks, making sure US troops can keep fighting, and keeping captured/wounded Chinese alive so we can torture them for information later.
Which is great to me.
He's fucked a couple of South Koreans. He says their pussies smell delicious, but it's like sticking your dick in a vending machine.
Anyway. The point isn't so much to preserve the sanctity of South Korean genetics. Who cares what blood pumps in your veins? I'm 1/4 Inuit and 3/4 Danish. His mom is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Daughter of the American Revolution. Racial purity? Bitch please. We're the perfect blend of people who fuck up Aryan Brotherhood *and* BLM.
Nah. My kids a capitalist, just like his old man. And he's protecting our investments. Which is all Korea is, just a subsidiary of the US capitalist society.
This boards obsession over race, while you faggots struggle over finding a girl or a decent job, it's hilarious to me. Y'all are soft.
I typically post with the Democratic flag on here, just to piss off the morons who care about that sort of thing. But I'm turning it off for just a moment so you know who I am.
Why were you in China? Were you a teacher? That's cute.. good for you.
Blake Wood
This confuses and enrages the Brit.
Jaxon Adams
kek
James Morgan
this confuses and scares the kraut
Jason Price
Actually, it pleases and invigorates the Kraut.
Thank you, based Churchill! Couldn't have done it without you.
Carter Peterson
This destroyed Europe
Kayden Reyes
true
Noah Robinson
Do I smell musty pasta?
Carter Myers
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Nolan Sullivan
>GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
lmao you britmutts are alright
Brody Anderson
It's beautiful. An Anglo union, it brings a tear to the eye.
Alexander Perez
Cannot happen
Gavin Jenkins
I'm fairly confident it will turn into a suicide mission if they keep getting dicked by the EU.
Justin Lee
OH NOES I AM KIL.
Owen Baker
Oh God, Fritz leave the Dutch alone.
Blake Bennett
>all according to plan
Aiden Nelson
Merely evolved from the British Empire to the Commonwealth realms
Gavin Cox
hello mohameth
Charles Evans