If you were elected to a position where you can push a button to end the world, would you?

If you were elected to a position where you can push a button to end the world, would you?

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Of course. No more suffering.

I'd make a new button to end all jews

Only if the button was red.

Depends on how it ends.
Nuclear hellfire? Famine? Plauge? No internet?

Somebody asked me this 10 years ago.

I once dreamt this, and decided not to - because I figured that "if there's an afterlife, people are gonna be really pissed at me"

of course

How much do I get paid to not push it?

end the world, no.
end the middle east and africa, definitely

You could hope for another button

Would not hesitate. Would call the enemies we launched on and be like it is a pack of birds. Your radar is old and giving you false signals. We are all friends comforting them until impact.

I just watched "On the Beach" last night.. its a 1962 movie about the aftermath of global nuclear war where Australia was the last place affected by the fallout... they eventually get it and then everyone dies... would you want to live in a world where Aussies were the only ones left even for a few weeks?

There is no such thing as an afterlife.

Smash that button.

Thanos did nothing wrong

>Implying nukes are even dangerous
My neighbor accidentally set off his Davy Crockett last week, and the only injury was his kid sprained his ankle, didn't even make the local news.

Yes let's get rid of everyone starting with the negros

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i'd have the highest high score of all time. i'd dwarf hitler, communism, pol pot, and ghengis khan combined.
oh, the pussy i'd get in valhalla...
you bet your sweet ass i'd slam that button for all it was worth.

i would

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Nope. Life's going pretty good right now pal. Stocks up, just got a raise, house is almost paid off, getting pussy on the regular. What the fuck's your problem exactly?

I may deem myself a protector of humanity and do everything in my power to preserve it but desu I would totally kill us all if I had the option to do it by just pressing a button.

On second though I would hold the world hostage. Make demands that the world has one month to kill every jew or the button is pushed. Then I would move on to eliminating all moslems, niggers, and poos in loos. After that I would force every ethnicity to move back and live in their own countries. China for Chinese, Germans for Germans, Etc..
The world will be nothing but ethno-states without having to deal with jews, muslims, niggers, or poos any longer.
Peace will be achieved.