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Elijah Rodriguez
there are probably 100 or 200 jesus's in the caravan already, jesus is a popular name in spicland, kinda like jamal is for niggers and mike for burgers, also sage.
Wyatt Rodriguez
His first issue would be the churches with the rainbow flags. He'd probably tour those in whatever town he was in so he could call the preachers perverts and tell them to repent or resign.
Then he'd probably head for LA and build a following, with which he would purge Hollywood of its pedophiles and traitors.
This is all speculation, but no, I don't think he'd be particularly interested in escorting a bunch of bumfucks on their mission to violate migration law.
Matthew Anderson
Do you really believe jesus would want a bunch of drug dealers and murderers leaving their fucked country just to fuck another country?
Christopher Brooks
He'd be holding his own NatSoc rallies.
Landon Russell
Jesus is a Mexican name.
Aiden Peterson
I think Jesus would be in Israel and Palestine telling both leaders to kiss and make up.
Nathaniel Williams
I seem to recall Him being more concerned with degeneracy in religious institutions than with Caesar's business.
Ian James
He'd be at the Fed, turning over their tables.
Logan Smith
My grandpa Jesus loves Trump, so I’m gonna say the rally.
Austin Scott
what kind of retarded translator wrote the subs? Spanish isn't even my first langues and all that " unintelligible shit was loud and clear.
Angel Wilson
Render unto Drumpf
Kayden Perry
This guy gets it.
Jeremiah Butler
"Guys, I think you're supposed to line up over here at this checkpoint. They're processing everyone peacefully, and you don't have to break the law. Juan, no...don't climb over that...ugh...Maria, stop dragging your children through that tear gas and razor wire...
GUYS, THE LINE IS OVER THERE."
Cameron Green
That would be the anti Christ
Thomas Brooks
Neither you stupid fuck, he followed the father in heaven and the holy spirit.
Kevin Ward
Jesus would be chasing bankers out of Wall Street and the Federal Reserve
Luke Moore
Jesus would be tearing down the walls in Israel.
Connor White
>”when in rome do as the romans” -jesus
You dont even read the books you quote. You know nothing about the people you obsess over.
Lucas Fisher
John Evans
>it's another "let me tell you how to think" episode
Gavin Lee
Neither. He'd be too busy wearing out his whip.
Cooper Smith
He was a Jew.
What do you fucking think
Fuck the Jewish cunt, he's not welcome
Josiah Clark
Hasta la vista, baby Jesus.
Oliver Price
If the Prophet Mohammad were on earth today, where do you think he'd be? I think he'd be in Malmo, raping a 9 year old.
Chase Barnes
Oh my bad. It's hard to tell who is who these days. Sorry guys. Better get my goat M.O.T. for the sacrifice while im here tho.
Bentley Morris
he would walk with the caravan and then say "ok hombres youre walk stops here in mexico, i gotta go help trump now take out the evil globalists"
Ayden Carter
Neither. Assuming he wasn't crucified again in Europe, he'd be whipping the shit out of the papacy.
Kevin Morales
This, but it will be busting heads with a rod of iron not a whip.
Daniel Jones
Jesus was such a fucking kike that even the Jews didn’t like him.
Dominic Cruz
>happening on US border
>happening here
Anyone else wanna chip in?
Matthew Harris
Does this mean nazis were kikes because jews didnt like them
Liam Butler
wow i love mexico now
Carson Howard
It's not rape if he's married to the 9 year old
Jackson Smith
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch...
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Connor Evans
He'd be mowing my lawn like I paid him too (insert memeflag, I can't be bothered with that shit at this time of night)
Nathan Butler
If Jesus was alive today he would cure the world of the Jew before they got him again!
John Allen
>APE
Nice try blending in with the gringos, mexichango.
Jason Morales
if Jesus were on the earth today, he would be cleansing it with fire.
Colton Butler
Memeflag southfagmerican.
Ayden Johnson
given his ability to save, he'd be in goal for Real Madrid
Daniel Robinson
Owen Diaz
Did Jesus stand for the jews against the romans?
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Adam Walker
He would be going from every church flipping shit and whipping people for the whole money and idols in a place of worship thing.
Aaron Ward
If Jesus was an Earth today he'd be opening seals, releasing plagues and collecting souls. Judging the living and the dead.
Bentley Carter
why do christian LARPers pretend to hate Jew when we all know the jews must occupy israel for the rapture to happen and that jews are gods chosen people.
William Carter
he'd be burning the sodomites with hell fire
Christopher Campbell
he'd do both. Jesus (or the myth of him) would treat both sides as equals
Jeremiah Johnson
there's really only like 5 important countries in the world
Owen Hernandez
He'd go to wallstreet with a bull-whip
Juan Brown
I can never find my Jesus Immigration pick when I need it so take this instead
Noah Ortiz
Found it.
Brandon Taylor
Everyone’s a kike user. Some are just more kikey than others.
Adrian Edwards
jesus would be burning synagogues