Girl taps on my shoulder

>girl taps on my shoulder
>"user isnt this cat cute"
>*shows picture of cat*
>i give her a weird look and she smiles
what would chad have done? like i dont know what to do with that information

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>wow nice pussy i'd like to fuck yours

Just be enthusiastic

"OOOHHH CUTE! HERE LOOK AT A PICTURE OF MY CAT"

I don't know if this is 'chad speak' but it is what I do and girls love it

>weird look

thats sounds like an appropriate reaction. maybe you could have asked why she feels the need to show you a picture of her cat

>maybe you could have asked why she feels the need to show you a picture of her cat
i dont wanna make her feel uncomfortable

She hopped on that train when she went around showing people pointless pictures for no reason.

Say in a soft but high pitched voice "kitty, cute!"

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A chad would probably have responded with "want to make out in the bathroom?"

nope
no
no
noooo
WE HAVE A WINNARRRRRR!

thats gay tho

>show her a picture of something clearly not a cat
>"this is my cat, i think he's sick"

Chad would have just fucked her 2bh, like a wild lion who convinces their "owner" that they're okey to cuddle with.

Tell her you like to visit to pet her pussy.

If we're being honest, I would have shown her the collection of cat pics on my phone.

do none of you gremlins know what a casual conversation is like or

Penis.

"what is that decrepit monstrosity? you need to put it down."

"that's a cute cat" - chad

chads are friendly and sociable to all. That's why they are chads.

Only bitter creepy incels would make a sex joke out of it.

Rule of thumb for interacting with women: Treat them like 12 year olds

Act like you don’t give a fuck and you’re just amused by whatever shit she’s currently doing. In short, like a smug ass. It’s like catnip for bitches.

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Cat pictures arent conversation

>"user, look at this picture!"
>"Yeah, that's cute. You like cats, then?"
>"Yes, cats are great, I have one, do you have any pets?"
> etc etc....

Chad doesn't have to please women at every turn. Just say "meh", it's fine. Chad can get laid later, he don't need to pretend to be interested in a cat.

>"do you have any pets?"
>"no"
>weird look

There's other ways to continue that conversation dude, are you really this socially inept?

I just really hate cat pictures

Very true. Women prefer men who act aloof. Acting interested is a good way to dry up her pussy. It’s lame and boring. There’s 1000 other wimpy chumps she meets every day who think friendly conversation will somehow lead to humping her. When you’re an aloof, disinterested, cocky prick she’ll become excited. “What is this guy all about? Is there something wrong with me? Why isn’t he dancing around like a monkey to appease to me? I bet he bangs lots of attractive girls and doesn’t have to behave like a begging dog to get them.”

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These are acceptable responses, the first one being flirty, the next two being more friendly and depending on how you continue it from there, you can use it to gauge similar interests or turn it friendly afterwards. The last one is polite but more dismissive.

*turn it flirty afterwards
Oops.