ts that time again boys
>aussie neets hit hardest as gf shortage grips nation
>south Australian feels hit all time low when tfwngf
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Oliver Sanchez
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Connor Moore
all Aussies are inbred stains on the underwear of the world
Ryan Reyes
>Fanta
>Drinking carbonated water in outback heat
Madness.
Owen Carter
That Kangaroo Pepe looks like he is dying of a heat stroke.
Henry Lee
the feels bar is open, how you lads holding up?
Hudson Long
No links?
Isaac Gutierrez
Adapt or die faggot.
Logan Garcia
Met a girl at a football game on saturday, took her home that night, fucked, made her breakfast on sunday morning, and still got ghosted.
Also hello from a rhodesian friend, my parents almost moved us to australia before we moved to the states
Andrew Taylor
lol I got the original comment on that
>tfwiktf
Hudson Sullivan
Drinking a beer in the outback heat with my laptop sitting on a wood stool in front of me right now.
Eli Harris
congratulations. i am still a virgin at 21 and get anxious whenever i see a female
>tfw laying next to the pillow and caressing it gently like it's a girl laying next to me
>tfw getting up in the night to pee quietly so as not to disturb the pillow
Gavin Thompson
> GF shortage
> Live within 30 minutes of The Gold Coast and Brisbane CBD.
Top fucking kek Adecucks, come to Sunny old Qld and you'll be swimming in it.
Eli Bailey
>off by 2
Who was ?
Jacob Morales
Scomo gave a nice speech in Parliament about that old bloke who got killed by the terrorist. Shorten then gives his own speech about dead guy and managed to make it all about himself. Prize cunt
Landon Lee
I was in the same boat until last year user. Since then I've lost 100+ pounds and look a hell of a lot better, so girls, at least some, actually want to talk to me, so they'll forgive a bit of awkardness. It's difficult but once you figure it out you'll get it. Obviously I haven't.
Oh, and they fucking love accents. Growing up in zim I picked up the (almost extinct) rhodie accent which sounds like a weird cross of aussie and south african, and whenever I'm talking to a girl I really embellish it to try and distinguish myself.
You'll get there user, don't worry
Isaac Williams
>Oh, and they fucking love accents
unfortunately the woman here have the same accent as me so i cant use it to my advantage
Jayden Anderson
Molan backed out of Q&A yesty. Wonder who will replace him. Gonna be a cracker regardless, the pajeet greens senator is on.
Logan Watson
whatre you boys listening to?
James Howard
Connor Campbell
Tom Switzer is pretty smart I've seen him on there before.
Brody Cruz
unbelievably based
Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Miller
i love you user
Brandon Torres
David Adams
youtube.com
> tfw no comfy log cabin in 2 meters of snow with qt asleep in chair
Mason Russell
youtube.com
bit warm today tbqh lads
Aiden Sanchez
i fucking love all you aus bros, everyone has such cool taste in music
for me its youtube.com
Logan Carter
aye that's not very nice dude
Chase Morales
Cunts!
Austin Turner
Remember that NEETs are the least-desirable “men” (and I use that term lightly) in the world. Turns out women aren’t interested in going on “dates” to your mothers basement
Joseph Nguyen
>have my own apartment
What else you got wagie?
Justin Gray
Might be another Libspill happening boys.
Bentley Wood
Swimming in a sea of whores. The thots of the nation congregate around the gold coast.
Angel Walker
>not being an open minded progressive and going to Bunnings to build your own cuckshed
Parker Cook
the commies won the state election in Victoria
Dominic Foster
We can go skipping together some time.
Evan Johnson
>>Drinking carbonated water in outback heat
But user all I drink is beer?
Jason Wood
A girlfriend.
Daniel Gutierrez
Go be a nigger somewhere else
Evan Lopez
Bro Gold Coast is the Chad capital of Australia it’s impossible for people to even get a lil coochie unless they are famous, lift big boy weights or are a BASED tradie. Don’t go telling NEETS they can even compete here.
Michael Evans
>met girl
>fucked that night
>got ghosted
You weren't really expecting a whore to stick around were you?
Daniel Phillips
Doubt it, that would be stupid af. Best they can do is ride it out until May or accept their fate and call an election for over summer sometime that people will be too distracted to pay attention to. Either way they’re doomed.
Adrian Johnson
aye you in Florida brother? Welcome to the greatest state on God's green Earth.
Jeremiah Bell
Sure bud, but she goes to a different school, right. Don’t worry about it man I know it can be rough out there
William Wright
Noah Edwards
>Amexica
Connor Barnes
Had a Ginger beer after a long day at work for the dole lads
Blake Green
For some reason I love Aussie accents and people, should I move to Australia? Are there any good software jobs there, and how hard is it to work in Australia for someone who has a bachelor's degree and 5 years experience in software?
Carson Miller
did you stuff your dick in the bottle, get hard from doing it then slap the bottle back and forth from your arse to your stomach violently for 15 minutes before posting too?
Christopher Gomez
I thought everyone did that
Jaxson Mitchell
met a girl out drinking saturday night, kinda like her but her shit's pretty fuckin JUST'd compared to me and she's a few years older than me.
Going out for a date sometime this week, havent talked to her today and cant figure out what to say without coming off as talking for the sake of talking.
Isaac Smith
Never stick any part of yer body in unknown holes here mate. something could give ya a nasty nip.
Connor James
just because the girl likes it
Ryan James
This guy is pretty onto it, bottle trap spiders will get ya.
They look just like a real bottle too.
Evan Watson
this, got a good deal on timber slats and a nice mat so my gf's knees are comfortable!
Wyatt Hernandez
>fuck off we're fu--
Wyatt Ross
how to avoid being ghosted?
James James
Looks pretty full to me.
Cameron Jones
>frank stoneatra
Bentley Hughes
This is well worth a read, lads.
It's a pretty huge piece of the puzzle in regards to how the chink invasion is progressing at such a fast rate.
Caleb Thomas
Tassie is pretty empty...
Jose Garcia
There's literally a man shortage in Adelaide at the moment. Although the women are plentiful I can't find a good one that can cook and doesn't have tattoos. They're all fucking ruined.
Xavier Martin
wait nvm
John Hughes
What beers we drinkin bois?
Liam Parker
Parker Thompson
VB
Nicholas Wright
none, i have work in the morning
Jordan Hall
Kevin Reyes
>hasnt seen the old fart tradie drinking a longneck VB for breakfast webm on /wsg
why not both?
Michael Perez
Aaron Diaz
Isaac Wilson
jesus christ, I went to Uni for a year and I know how bad it was. I got hd's for every course and I never even rocked up. More than half of my course were chinese. Out of roughly 130 people in my course there were only 20-30 whites. Here's what pissed me off most, the chinese cheated in any way they could and most of them failed, yet they still always get bumped up to a pass after contesting their failures. University has lost all integrity.
Gabriel Cooper
why cant you auspolers just submit to neetdom
Lucas Howard
M8 get yourself a great northern tinny
Carson Butler
shut up boomer or young liberal fag no one cares both parties are commies
Aaron Rivera
Swilling orange gin and sucking on Zooper Doopers
Ryan Richardson
Those Damn Australians and their scorching heat and backward almost inhuman customs.
Matthew Peterson
This was way better than the '94 release one. As much as i love John Goodman, Mark Addy was a superior Fred.
Cooper Lewis
like toad racing?
Evan Taylor
Derryn Hinch party got 4 people into the upper house.
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>Independent senator Derryn Hinch said he had never smoked marijuana but supported its legalisation in Australia.
>“I think it’s ridiculous watching big burly cops with guns on their hips arresting plants,” he said.
>He said opponents should consider potential economic benefits.
>“Look at the tax money being brought into California and Colorado,” he said.
>“We could get rid of the budget deficit in two minutes by legalising marijuana.”
Thomas Perez
1 shot Jameson or any whiskey that doesn't taste like shit
1tblspoons of peach syrup
1tblspoon bitter to start then throw in more gradually if you want more of it I REALLY LIKE BITTERS IN MY DRINK
fill the rest up with ginger beer
stir do not shake
Jaxon Murphy
scotch
Ryder Rivera
Our country is rich with culture.
>pic related
Logan Ross
Don't forget the other traditional cultural dish.
Lincoln Carter
Carson Peterson
No one gives a shit. If chinks were to give Aussies a million or two each, they'd be happy to sell the country outright. Almost all Aussies are Jews.
Jason Kelly
I have never ever eaten that... where can you even get it?
Asher Sanders
Just found out I'm getting a $15000.00 tax return, how bad are we at doing our books?
Jack Stewart
Other countries don't even have party pies.
Zachary Collins
Outback Steakhouse bro
Asher Robinson
>cops with guns
cops jew
Leo Scott
hopsplicer
Ian Rogers
goon
Luis Torres
just over 1.5k for me
Isaiah Anderson
Tom Switzer does a show on RN, pretty decent content though the cunt does this fa-ha-hake laughter to make his scripted sections seem impromptu, gets on my nerves
James Powell
>dig artificial lake from ocean to central Australia
>put nuclear plant at end
>steam from plant irrigates the outback
David Reyes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSme6M5Xrk
Dylan Hill
You would need a lot more than one, but yes the lack of nuclear utilisation in this country is fucking criminal given we have so much fucking uranium.
Bentley Peterson
you might find work but the US pays better
the ideal is to do what i am - live here, work for cunts there and enjoy both higher pay and a very favourable exchange rate