WATERMELON PETE
Gather round, chillens
>Once there was a little darky boy, and his name was Watermelon Pete. They called him Watermelon Pete because his mouth was just the shape of a big, slice of ripe watermelon.
>One night when old Mr. Moon was looking in Watermelon Pete's window, and shining so bright that he couldn't go to sleep at all, all at once he began to feel hungry. And he said, "Oh, dear, I wish I had a nice big piece of watermelon to eat!"
KEK wills Farmer Brown.
lol naughty nigger fairies are called blackies
Fuckin great story man.
WE WUZ WAHMELONS AN SHEEEEEIT
you clearly didn't read it then, the little nigger ate all the watermelons and then got off scott free with some pancakes, farmer should have lynched him
yeah but the BLACKIE didn't get any cakes
and the farmer made the nigger work off his watermelon feast with some good ole farm chores
and the nigger is so fat now that he won't be able to run away easily, which saves the county money by not having to round him up
Watermelon Pete - the rest of the story
What a cucked story.
P R A I S E
Comfy
couldn't help but notice there's no angel on the other shoulder
Watermelon Pete 2: Return of The Blackie