Which is funnier?
The fact that the USA has special school shooting shelters in classrooms?
or
That instead of just banning guns, they build these instead?
America's School Shooting Shelters
Ethan Brooks
Asher Hall
Ebin. After kids go through potty training, this is the next level: Cuck-shed training.
Brody Johnson
Looks like a late abortion device.
Grayson Thompson
>Be American
>Be lucky enough to survive till your tenth birthday. Only two pre-schools in your area were completely executed as you grew up.
>One day, there is a knock at the door and your dad goes to answer it.
>It's the fucking police. Somebody has swatted him again. The police are losing patience.
>He is given a bizarre set of instructions to follow. They are screaming at him. "WE WILL SHOOT YOU WE WILL SHOOT YOU"
>He is doing the hokey pokey on the porch now whilst a gang of heavily armed men point fully automatic weapons at him.
>They demand that he sings "I'm a little teapot" and perform all of the actions in the style of the Elephant man. Your dad begs "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT I'LL DO ANYTHING"
>He starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" and as he says the line "Here is my handle" a torrent of gunfire tears him to pieces.
>Have to watch your dad bleed out and gurgle in agony right in front of you. As he twitches a death spasm they open fire again and turn him into a paste.
>Wake up and find that you have been sent a letter from the federal government denying you any aid and/or assistance due to your father saying he was going to boycott Israeli products on the internet.
>Fuck.
>Go to school, on the way there you have to run from cover to cover as another lunatic has ascended the nearby radio mast and is now taking pot shots at passers by. Several people lay face down in the street. Eventually you're lucky enough to get out of line of sight.
>Once in school you wander down the hallways. Your fellow students are giving you strange looks.
>It's the monthly school shooting and you forgot to bring your backpack shield. Oh fuck.
>Nobody hit the Active Shooter Alarm button in time...
>The door to the Shelter won't open
>Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls.
>You cause the defense formation to break and you and all of your classmates are shot dead.
>A new family of Mexicans move into your empty house the next day.
Gabriel Myers
>lmao why don't they just ban the guns
the price you gotta pay to keep your cutlery
Landon James
WTF I hate the 2A now
Henry Harris
That's the dumbest invention ever. I'd love to meet the snake oil salesman who made this and is charging every school district millions of dollars.
Jason James
they are storm shelters as well. In oklahoma we get pretty serious tornados
Christopher Rodriguez
retard
Colton Morgan
>white kids
>1 asian
Jayden Hall
To be fair, that's in Oklahoma: newsweek.com
The bible belt is a very backwards.
Matthew Garcia
Why do Brits still feel the need to comment on our weapons ownership? I don't rip on you guys for letting your children get groomed and fucked by Muslims. Mind your own gahdamn business.
Daniel Gonzalez
IDK graveyard mouthed bongs getting stabbed by goat fuckers on vespas is pretty fucking funny. why isn't that an option?
Jonathan Murphy
i could barely understand you fuckers with that thick accent, its even harder to understand what you're saying with all that mudslime dick in your mouth
Christopher Ross
They're still upset we shoved bayonets up the assess of their great great great great grandfathers
Jonathan Cruz
>It's another "Europoors prove how susceptible they are to media propaganda" episode
lmfao eurocucks just turn in your cutlery and nobody has to get hurt ay gov ROFLMAO
Gabriel Brown
irrelevant muslim island
Juan Carter
You hit the School Shooter Alarm recently?
Oliver Gonzalez
Okay, I thought something was up. I saw zero benefit to those as shooter shelters when you can just lock the doors.
Isaiah Jackson
>posting a seedy, ghetto tier sign offering to SHARPEN any blade as if this is a unique skill as evidence bongs have knives
fuckin lel
Julian Ward
>Why don't we just ban murder?
we did, society seems to function better, keep up chucklefuck kek
Chase Diaz
I wanna be in that room mmmmm
Benjamin Harris
>Be American colonial scum.
>Get increasingly butthurt you have to pay taxes (literally the money that paid the soldiers that protected them from marauding natives)
>Taxes that native Englishmen had to pay were vastly greater compared to colonial taxes
>Mob public officials and threaten to kill them, throw a massive tantrum when soldiers arrive and shoot back
>Have a massive chimp out
>Burn ships, throw perfectly good food into the sea, murder and kill anyone you suspect of being loyal and true.
>Ally with the mortal enemy of the nation you are descended from
>Decide to attack and murder other British living in Canada in pirate ships
>Betray your own kith and kin to the French
>Murder tens of thousands of your own brothers in a pointless war that alienated you from your own people.
>Americans are proud of this and celebrate it every year
>There was already huge pressure for colonial representation in the UK anyway
>Eventually betray the French.
>Muttify yourself with increasing fervour approaching fanaticism.
>The Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British, was an incident on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed several people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots, such as Paul Revere and Samuel Adams, to encourage rebellion against the British authorities
>As the evening progressed, the crowd around Private White grew larger and more boisterous. Church bells were rung, which usually signified a fire, bringing more people out. Over fifty Bostonians pressed around White, led by a mixed-race former slave named Crispus Attucks, throwing objects at the sentry and challenging him to fire his weapon. White, who had taken up a somewhat safer position on the steps of the Custom House, sought assistance.
>Be whipped up by separatists and a literal 56% face into murdering and betraying your own kith and kin.
Lincoln Gomez
That's actually not a bad idea. You can save lives and freedom.
Isaac Cox
Other than the mexicans moving in, this sounds pretty great.
Charles Ortiz
>banning guns
fuck off shlomo and take your cower in place in shelter with ya
Landon Ross
dumb ass bong you cant get guns illegally easily in your country because your a fucking island, the us isnt and shares a border with fucking mexico
Christopher Russell
god I wish that were me in there
Ryder Allen
Imagine trying this hard and still failing to bait.
Ian Davis
>Yes goyim, we'll built special cuck sheds for you! Such build quality and safety. We've got thousands we need to sell, such a great deal - it's dangerous in America's schools!
Jayden Gray
>be Mohammed in the UK
>throw acid in people’s faces
>laugh because they didn’t have an acid recipient license
Bentley Russell
Gun bans only disarm those that obey the law.
Ryder Allen
10/10
Anthony Hernandez
Pottery
Owen Brown
Name one thing he said that's wrong.
Angel Roberts
looks comfy
Lucas Brooks
Henry Thompson
Eurocucks honestly believe they can photoshop reality.
Jack Butler
Solve Brexit and your current 3rd world status before you look down your nose at us bong!Unlike you Britcucks we’ll find ways to keep our guns and still be the world’s leading power!
Lucas Reyes
sounds like a great idea, I'd have loved getting into a cramped space with my fellow students in middle school
might as well let a few mad lads have some fun while they're being indoctrinated to fear and obey
William Adams
yeah pretty much this
fake some school shootings
let the " victims" commit unprecedented donations fraud to the tune of hundreds of millions ans give them millions on top of it and free houses and a ride on AF one 2 days later , the goyim will be scared and kick up more(((taxes))) to pay for israeli made shelters
was going to post some vids but they have all been removed down the memory hole
Grayson Clark
>Has no clue what 'third world' actually means
Carter Collins
kek
Samuel Powell
>that protected them from marauding natives
The "Loyalists" were the worst race-traitor scum imaginable. They supplied, and even joined, Indian raids into frontier settlements that resulted in mass rape and mass murder of white women and children.
Meanwhile, the British government forbade white settlement west of the Appalachian mountains (see the Royal Proclamation of 1763). The British were also notoriously reluctant to provide more troops to protect white colonists from some of the most sadistic savages this planet has ever seen. They viewed the American colonies as a pump-and-dump mercantilist creampie trading post, to be exploited for monetary gain at the expense of the rights of Englishmen.
Angel Allen
It's a terrible state of affairs.
Mason Parker
>Yeah! FUCK England and the King!
>Hey France! You wanna kill them too?
>*starts murdering other Englishmen who want to stay with the crown in the most underhanded ways possible with French weapons and assistance*
>WTF STOP KILLING US OMG FUCKING LOYALIST DEMONS!
Isaiah Bennett
Definitely not strya tier.
Juan Nelson
So many anti-gun kikes liberals today and here I was thinking israel was too busy tending their own shit-storm.
Levi Thomas
Still not.straya tier. And you can't have our.resources.
Grayson Baker
>Americans sucking off Australians but any visit to Aus/pol/ will reveal they hate Yanks more than anyone else
kek
Ian Green
>already waiting in murderbox
Wyatt King
>The fact that the USA has special school shooting shelters in classrooms?
>or
>That instead of just banning guns, they build these instead?
Nah... For mine, the funniest part about that glorified prison state is that it inironically calls itself "free", while being unable to walk their doggies without the real, statistical risk of being shot!
Jacob Campbell
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Luis Peterson
you forgot the best part, that if the security guard who stops a mass shooting is black, the police show up and kill him instead. It's happened twice in the last 2 weeks.
Charles James
May be bullet proof but sure as hell isn't Thermite proof.
Benjamin Howard
That's pathetic. Give the children guns and mags loaded with alternating FMJ and HP I say.
James Wilson
>You better buy these quality products, goyim.
Jayden Perry
holy kek
link?
Levi Reyes
>atleast we can keep muslims out of our planes and skyscrapers. America is full of muslims now.
James Gomez
Bee shelters would save more lives.
Noah Butler
They can't keep them out of Congress either.
Ayden Anderson
Wow what the fuck. Why not just make the door to the class room bullet proof and magneticly seal when a red alert is active.
Benjamin James
Which is funnier?
The fact that Britain once ruled over a third of the world?
or
That the third world now rules over Britain?
Noah Sanchez
>if the security guard who stops a mass shooting is black, the police show up and kill him instead
>happened twice in the last 2 weeks
Benjamin Taylor
Isaac James
Cutting off girls clits and labia?
That's A-OK in the USA!
Owen Gutierrez
>be British
>wake up
>it is before the registered wake up time
>My CCTV is looking away
>Quickly run into the corner away from its eyeshot
>Open a book, it has pictures of my family before they were taken off to war or to be comfort women for immigrants
>close it, cry a little
>It is the mandatory wake up time
>the mandatory BBC Diversity Show plays on my telewall
>Try to hide in my one room apartment from it, there are no nooks or crannies to hide in
>the CCTV camera on top of the telewall tells me to stop trying to hide from the show, that is racist
>Go get my breakfast
>A pneumatic tube delivers it
>It is a placenta breakfast from the Far East
>the Minister of Breakfast said our meals need to be more inclusive and diverse
>try to throw it out in my waste disposal unit
>it detects an uneaten foreign food and spits it out
>my CCTV camera declares if I do not eat it I will be arrested for treason and racism (the latter being punishable by death)
>go look for utensils to eat it with
>go to the eating utensil pneumatic tube
>press for a knife and fork
>an unsharpened stick and a spoon arrive
>barely rip off a piece
>forcefully put it in my mouth while the CCTV camera watches
>it tastes awful
>cough a little
>CCTV camera says that I am being unsupportive of new cultures and peoples and I need reeducation
>My microchip begins buzzing
>Armed guards open my door with their skeleton key
>Get handcuffed, get called a Nazi
>I don't know what a Nazi is, but someone who goes against the state
>they see my book hidden from them in the corner, just out of eyeshot of the CCTV camera
>"Private property is not allowed!" They declare
>they toss it into the waste disposal
cont.
Brody Allen
>nbcchicago.com/news/local/funeral-services-to-be-held-for-man-fatally-shot-by-officer-in-robbins-bar-501172331.html
>bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46333970
just another day in the freest country on earth
William Howard
>get thrown out into the hallway, handcuffed, while they search my apartment
>the CCTV camera at the end of the hallway demands me to say sorry for being a Nazi
>"What is a Nazi?" I ask
>The CCTV camera says that they cannot tell me what a Nazi is, but that I am one
>the guards reemerge, they have the spoon in their hand
>"What is this?" They ask
>"It is but a spoon I got from the pneumatic tube" I reply.
>"You may only have spoons during mealtime, mealtime was two minutes ago" they declare.
>"but when you arrested me it was still mealtime!" I eek.
>"Yes, but it is still your duty to get rid of said contraband, we're now also charging you for illegal possesion of spoon." They reply.
>get carried throughout the hall, the CCTV camera calls everyone out to watch
>See a sea of indifferent faces as I am carried to the televator, the only noise being the buzz of my microchip. Enter the televator, it already knows what floor we're heading to, get taken down to the ground floor
>Taken to the reeducation camp
>taken into a small little room
>see a little waiting room
>they take off my handcuffs, I sit down
>the chair wraps around me a seatbelt of sorts, but I hadn't remembered the last time I was in a car, they were banned for being used by the military and were ecophobic
>wait
>begin talking to the guy next to me
>Ask him what he was in here for
>He said he said the word "God"
>I was disgusted
>Christianity is a backwards religion, where they told me they raped children and ate their organs how dare he take part in it
>I refuse to talk to him
>My name is called
>Get taken to Room 102
>They plug something into my microchip
>I dooze off
>I wake up
>I realize the horrors of what I had done, I begin apologizing, they say it is enough, and that I am a model citizen
>I thank them
>I want to be taken back to my apartment
>I see the placenta sitting on the table
>I eat the entire thing
>I am an anti-Nazi citizen!
>I declare this to my CCTV camera, and it agrees
Caleb Wilson
shit patter
Jace Baker
Poor dudes.
Shameful kek.
Ethan Smith
Real talk now Brit. I see you often, what tormented you to elicit such emotional reactions and anger towards Americans?
Asher Garcia
I live in America and this is an accurate portrayal of our daily lives.
Juan Taylor
>Be me
>Decide to go on outer/pol/
>Make a post about fucking anything
>Suddenly six dozen American flags emerge to call me a cuckold and to ask me for my "loicence"
>Am personally blamed for letting paki grooming gangs happen.
>Told I am going to be raped and murdered by Pakis/niggers within the year
>Then told if they don't kill me, an American will.
>Pajeets and Indian flags join in to spam news clippings from the dates 2006-2018 at me
>It's been like this for almost nine months
Gavin Morales
Because these people are actually retarded and capitalism is inherently predatory.
Colton Stewart
Finally, they put all the little shits in one spot so i can just wallbang them. Then I can do a reach around on the teacher.
Justin Adams
So you got butthurt over internet banter?
Easton Phillips
Nope, I roll with it. But sometimes all the anglo hate get makes me disinterested in Jow Forums so there'll always be returning banter
Eli Mitchell
Wait until those little fuckers run in and splash some gas or lighter fluid under the door and light them on fire.
Christian Long
why not a bulletproof classroom door + frame and a strong lock?
Eli Robinson
>that many white kids
No way this is US.
Justin Wilson
Listen dude, a lot of people get stuck in the rut you're in. You're mentally tormented by the banter, just admit it, I can bet most of us were there, now you're just trying to brush it off. It is fine to admit that, just try to limit Jow Forums in your internet diet for a while and slowly go back, you'll grow an immunity to it, I can assure you.
Jack Cook
>not sliding your dick under the door
Carter Hill
>These shelters have been specially designed and made by a high intelligent and skilled group of engineers, goyim. You want your kids to be safe don't you? Well you won't have them anywhere safer than in Schlomo's Safe Houses. Only thirty-five thousand dollars each and guaranteed protection against small arms! We've built hundreds, and what with the rising tide of school shootings you'd be a fool not to get one at such low, low prices.
Lucas Anderson
nah I just like a bit of confrontation and internet arguments and Jow Forums is lovely for it, but been utterly swamped out recently.
Robert Collins
Did you post this without a loicence?
Ryan Morales
I've got mine.
Julian Hill
I think I've seen you before, considering I've seen the same copypastas and cookiecutter responses in previous posts. Say, you didn't fall victim to that guy with the "britmutt (insert number" reposts, have you?
Xavier Torres
I don't know what you're talking about lad, I normally only leave Brit/pol/ for short intervals to read through and leave some bait.
Matthew Gomez
This was a while back, see, there is this guy who no-one really knows his nationality and he goes through and bants down a nationality then moves onto the next. He's probably an Aussie tbqh. One of his things was to post stuff alike pic related repeatedly and it got a lot of brits upset if I do recall. I believe his latest endeavor has been posting those dumb anti-Europe, anti-America psyop threads.
Luke Gutierrez
OP, title that pic correctly
Jacob Bailey
Are their many school shootings in grade 1?
Actually never mind I am sure there will be when we have gender confused 6 year olds who want to end the cis-het capitalist patriarchy.
Hunter Sanders
NOICE
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James Evans
penis-inspection-room.jpg
Angel Rodriguez
/bread.
Aaron Edwards
I remember.
I think it pissed off Brits because most of them were just recoloured Amerimutts already. It did make the rivalry and trolling more intense however.
Caleb Ross
Kevin Allen
Yeah, it did, which was why they became so widely used and whatnot. The best way to avoid banter from spreading is to just ignore it, that's how the amerimutt meme spread like wildfire, because people were upset by them. Same with this.
Anyways, my point was was that do not take the banter seriously. It is not actual criticism, just jokes. You've seem to fall victim to that, and to be honest a lot of people have, and I'd say even the majority of people have. That's what banter is, for jokes, like this. Sure, sometimes they share truth, other times it is just to get you mad. Don't let it effect you, you seem like a very mentally tormented young man. Just laugh and move on, there is no war.
Gabriel Gutierrez
or instead of just giving every kid a gun. guns are a funny thing, either everyone gets one or no one gets one. you on your cute little island can control that type of shit, here we've got tunnels in from Mexico and Canada. Chicago is a gun free safe zone. Google their stats on gun murder lol.
Austin Allen
Nah I don't hate you lads and I appreciate that even though there is lots of "haha look how cucked you are" platitudes I know that most English and Americans would stick together if the shit hit the fan.
I don't take the banter seriously mate. Love most of you really.