>John 10:1 - "Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber." >Exodus 22:1 - "If a thief is found breaking in and is struck so that he dies, there shall be no bloodguilt for him."
Imagine being so joyless you don't lose your sides in a laugh-induced accident when you see the "gassing" of freshly diapered totally real kids and a goblina in a supes relatable Frozen t-shirt
Been busy past few weeks and not following the news. I heard Trump literally dropped Zyklon B on defenseless women, children, and happy forest animals. So how's the salt been from the Beanercaust?
Both border patrol and federales were working together to banish the horde after it tried breaking through the fence when Trump ordered the port of entry closed
Leo Hughes
It’s over. Pretty sure there were no survivors from the teargas...
Liam Baker
Finally, Trump is fucking doing something. This general is no longer a containment zone.
Samuel Robinson
Does US draft law currently cover women?
Henry Hughes
The communist news networks will screech for weeks even though the vast majority doesn't fucking care.
Jose Clark
remember that time trump and putin launched missile runs on syria and /sg/ went FUCKING nuts and lost their minds, and proceeded to shill for the removal of all /ptg/ threads on /qa/, while simultaneously shitting up the ENTIRE board with anti trump rhetoric/begging mods to ban us?
god i will never.
EVER let them forget what tremendous faggots they were for that.
it was genuinely the saddest attempt at an uprising on this entire website.
/asp/ got the word "nigger" filtered to "bulbasaur" faster than they could even imagine getting us banned for liking trump.
>Matthew 5:18 - "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."
The leadership of the Central and South American countries who have made their countries such shitholes that the have forced their people to flee in such a manner deserve to be assassinated.
According to the wikipedia article on these caravans a majority of them are from Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador. The leadership of Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador that has allowed their countries to become unlivable hellholes need to have themselves and their families ragged into the streets and beheaded.
I was joking m8, I'm a lazy caravaneer lel NO BAKER I REPEAT NO BAKER FOR THE NEXT THREAD
Jose Hill
proper slag on the left
Christian Reed
god i wish that were me
Jonathan Russell
if you ever mention it /sg/ they still lose it.
they actually try to mentally block it out as if it didnt happen, despite it being multi-board and sitewide.
Andrew Wood
>250 posts to go >it’s OVER
Chase Martinez
Yes. Not unless we are in a time of serious war. Then everyone who is able bodied is forced into service of one kind or another.
Hudson Roberts
Hard to imagine the Draft not pulling in women. Why wouldn't women be drafted? There's many, many DoD roles for them. A war effort requiring a draft will pull in women if not for combat, someone has to monitor the language of the fuel depot staff
Don't say shit like that, you'd almost make it sound like the hordes have an actual reason to flee. Yeah they're shitholes but they're not wartorn or anything like that. They're sacks of shit looking for gibs in America and their countries are happy to have fewer sacks of shit to deal with themselves
AMERICA IS NO LONGER YOUR DUMPING GROUND OR MEALTICKET, CENTRALNIGGERS
Kek. High-end restaurants in the bay area now require you to bus your own $30 meals, can’t get enough plebs anymore.
Nolan Perry
>So we had, on The Daily Show, there was an article about us [that] said it was a sexist environment, we didn’t have women writers. And I got very offended by that. I was very mad. I was like, “Are you saying I’m not a feminist?” I was raised by a single mother. She wore a T-shirt that said “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” And me and my brother were like, “I think we might be men?” So I was mad — how can they say such a thing? And I went back to the writers room, and I was like, “You believe this, Steve? What do you think, Greg? Dave? Tom? Mike?” And then I was like, Oooohhh. And it was right.
>But the reason it was right was not necessarily one that we had seen before. We had put in a system of getting writers where there were no names on it. We thought that’s color-blind, gender-blind, et cetera. But what you don’t realize is the system itself — the tributaries that feed us those submissions — is polluted itself, so all we’re getting are white males who’ve been to Ivy League colleges and wrote for the Lampoon or funny Jewish guys from Brown. So what you had to say, then, is “Send me not that. Send me your women, send me people of color.” And then we’d get the submissions and go “I can’t believe how funny women have gotten just recently.” [Laughs.] But do you see what I mean? It’s a systemic issue, and I think what can mostly help change is when you open up new tributaries to bring in talent, and then they grow, and then they help grow their communities and tell their stories.
You can have color-blind/nameless/unmarked hiring processes and still be called racist, sexist, etc.
Ryder Nelson
>Clean, fresh diapers but no diaper bag >No pants on kids >No shoes on kids >Travelling for hundreds of miles >Disney merchandise on the goblina
Did the white helmets and red crescent produce this?
We can’t claim moral high ground if we go farther than “our greatest ally.”
Ryan Thompson
They won’t because they can’t just ram their way through barbed wire and those heat weapons. But if they did? The media would demand Trump be impeached etc. it would get very nasty very quickly
Jordan Reyes
>You can have color-blind/nameless/unmarked hiring processes and still be called racist, sexist, etc.
Yes. Once you cave to them, they will keep hitting.
Luke Williams
150 million men would have star spangled erections all day
Blake Ramirez
It won't collapse, just like Illinois wont fucking collapse, these perennially corrupt shitholes never collapse and I'm so fucking tired of it that I cannot even begin to express my rage.
Two weeks of news at max. The non-aligned nations, the EU and Iran might get pissy.
Jason Jackson
Possibly charged with murder, at least in civil courts (although doubtful due to Obama drone-striking Americans without a problem). If they're throwing rocks, probably it's okay but looks bad for Trump. Hopefully the glows can convince the Mexicans to do that instead of ICE , the local and federal police in Mexico are all corrupt. Only non-corruot institution is the Marines there, at least some are honest.
