I'm currently in Kenya, AMA

I'm currently in Kenya, AMA
Some cliffs
>Country is a shithole
>People are borderline retarded
>People just beg constantly
>Mud huts aren't a meme, they genuinely live in mud huts or corrugated iron shacks
>Career choices are either begging, selling cheap shit to tourists, prostitution or making coffins
>Bodies just lay on the streets

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why the fuck are you there?!

I'm British btw, been here over a month now. Been in cities briefly and most time spent in the countryside.
The countryside is beautiful but the Kenyans don't deserve it. As with every shit hole country I've ever been to, they just throw rubbish everywhere.

With work

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I dont even know where to begin.

What the fuck kind of job would have you go to kenya of all places?

How many qt African queens have you fuggd?

literally same question i have
wtf m8?

Been shot at, yet?

Did anyone mention somali? I heard that they are causing mayem in Kenya.

>muh silicon savannah

What do people do in their free time?
Are they religious?

The food is shit and they buy things on the street, only 'rich' Kenyans go to actual shops to get food. They have security around anywhere Europeans or rich Kenyans go.

They sit around or a few chew khat. Yeah there's lots of Christians and a few Muslims. I don't think many really understand though.

how much does a prostitute cost?

>African coffin salesman
Thanks for the idea my Kang friend.

The day Ben Garrison took the nickname "Nigger Grave Digger" a little too literally.

Why do they bother making coffins if they just let the corpses sit in the street?

Have you seen any Chinese there?

How's the local cuisine? Any tips on properly spicing rocks, sticks and mud?

Are they at least friendly

You're just making it worse by giving them money.

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Go on m8, tell us moar

Reminder that christcucks have spent billions of dollars on these people

They're cheap apparently. Like really cheap. You pay more to not use a condom I've heard.
I've noticed a few farms with Chinese names but not seen any actual Chinese.
It's just crap food, there's nothing of note
They know that they need Europeans. They either act friendly to beg, just shout 'give me give me' with their hands out or swear at you

I've given them nothing and told them to fuck off numerous times. They're worse than mosquitos.

There's a shit load of churches here, it's no lie. As I said before, I don't think they really understand what they're worshipping and seem to just think 'God is responsible' for everything. A common sight is minibuses covered in religious slogans driving around with pictures of Jesus and stuff.

>IQ 59
how

You can't even pick vegetables at that point.

A Kenyan Bishop visited my Church recently, he was a nice guy and seemed to be working hard to make Kenya a better place. He's already built an orphanage, many churches, and is working on building a school. I was thinking about going over there to volunteer if I get the chance.

In Nairobi, the centre is fairly modern but it's all corporate buildings from Europe and America. Once out of the centre it's exactly how you imagine Africa. There's groups of men sniffing glue who hang around under bridges, iron shacks everywhere and lots of prostitutes. I wasn't in Nairobi long.
The other city I was in is even more run down than Nairobi. They literally have animals just roaming around, iron shacks, bodies left on the streets. Junkies, prostitutes, and pretty much everyone is a beggar. They will beg for anything and ask for more. They will just stare at Europeans. The kids are the worst beggars, they literally just put their hands out and say 'give me money'. Adults do too. In the countryside they live in a mix of corrugated iron shacks and mud huts. Seeing Windows is rare. They wear a mix of tribal and weird hand me down Western clothes.
Their economy is base entirely on selling shit to Europeans. All places Europeans go have walls and massive amounts of security. All Africans get put through metal detectors and searched once getting through gates, Europeans just walk in.

>Africa
>work
Stop lying, you just went there for some easy poontang

interesting thanks for sharing the info

what about african farmers. Are there normal people who make some money and have their shit together

Is Kenya safe?

No, anywhere for tourists is covered in security and they're corrupt as fuck.

There's a few who seem to but they're few and far between. I'll add to what I said above.
All construction seems to be under the supervision of Europeans. Managers etc are all white. Any projects the Africans have attempted themselves never go anywhere. It's common to see people living in half built buildings. Outside cities, it's rare to see anything higher than one story.
The countryside is nice to look at but everything wants to kill you. It's completely ruined by Kenyans though, because they just litter everywhere. It's like they're incapable of understanding the concept of caring for the environment, they seem to just be in competition with it.
Concerning prostitutes, I honestly think that their family members pimp them for money. All Kenyans care about is money. They will sell anything. They are extremely devious with money. If you give them money and expect change, you need to count it. I've seen a guy (European) have to wrestle his change from a Kenyan. If the price of something is say, 50 shillings, to a European they'll charge 200. As with any African country, their money is basically all in thousands.
Hygiene is completely alien to them. They don't get it. It's easy to see why they get aids and malaria, and coffins are a staple of the economy.

>coffins are a staple of the economy
/africa

Hello fellow colonizer! Enjoy the fresh African air i see

I've ben to Kenya too, and in terms of sub saharan countries they're the best of the worst. Not really that impressive considering the competition but at least it's something

Got offered a job there recently
Thank fuck I said no

Oh shit. Interesting.
How long have you been there? What's the most fucked up thing you've seen there?

What do you eat? Is it local food or does your job provide food?

Is it dangerous? Like, are you in danger of being killed or is it just muggings?

How's the WiFi?

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Visit Rwanda user, it's pretty nice.

I heard the chinks have been debt-trapping Kenya & multiple other countries in Africa recently
How long are you staying there?

have you tried to get laid? Is it true that nigresses in Africa are absolutely hungry for BWC?

Is the running from the lions meme true?
Are they all so good at running because they literally run for their lives most of the time?

When I was there all of the roads were built by the Chinese and it was common to see a Chinese supervisor managing the Kenyan workers as they put asphalt on the ground. You also see street signs written in Chinese as well

What that is impossible! So you're telling me that Wakanda is fake, and that is pretty much the inverse. Go sell your lies somewhere else you white devil. You just see the parts of Africa that we want you to see, so you wont corrupt the true African spirit with your demonic culture and your pig skin genes.

I lived in Ghana for a while and it's pretty much the same: developed city center due to Chinese and European investement and management, high security everywhere non-Africans (and rich Africans) go, and the rest is shit: people pissing and shitting on the streets (hilarious DO NOT URINATE HERE signs everywhere, not that anyone gave half a fuck), massive poverty and begging (especially kids!), goats and chickens running around on the street, abandoned/half-built houses, religious shit everywhere (and little to no ability among locals to even understand the difference between Christianity and their native pagan religion; churches has pagan symbols on them!), no proper roads (dirt roads everywhere), hawkers that won't leave you alone, tons of crime, etc. Chieftans where basically in charge and the official government was a sham.

I lived in a luxury apartment, worked at the local university and went nowhere else but the local shopping mall (which was really nice); these where islands of civilization and the White man's influence. Just going between them I had to cross the wilderness that is Africa.

My least favorite part is SJW friends asking me afterwards "how was Ghana, user?" and expecting a tale of exotic adventure and friendly natives. "Filled with niggers!" I always reply.

And thanks to high African birth rates and Western medicine resulting in niggers living longer, we have a booming African population to look forward to who'll continue to arrive in western countries in record numbers (legally or illegally).

Been here just over a month. Here for another 3 weeks. Most fucked thing was probably seeing a very dead body on the street and people just walking around/over it. I've seen a few since being here. Also, if someone gives a begging kid anything, the other kids will surround them and beat them to take what they have. Job provides food, thankfully. There's basically 0 food hygiene standards, you pay to get the certificate. If you fail you just pay more. Crime is the biggest threat, mostly theft and mugging. Next is terrorism, Al Shabab like to target tourists/businessmen/Europeans in general. Surprisingly you get 4g in cities.

I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole. Kenyan women are extremely interested in white men. Like 99% of them look like men. The remaining 1% who could be considered attractive are prostitutes or have jobs in the touristy parts. They constantly smile at me, wave and their pimps will point at them and point at me constantly.

Sort of, the wildlife here is really dangerous and they don't really take precautions against it

What city? All I've seen in Chinese is a few farms

Are you worried about your safety? As you said, security (and govt) are corrupt. Do you carry extra cash on you in-case you get into trouble?

It sounds exactly the same as here. Like EXACTLY. I suspect all of sub Saharan Africa is pretty much all the same just with different flags in different places.

What are the rich African black People like personality wise?

A’s far as African immigrants go I’ve never known any Kenyans to cause problems

I carry weapons and the police are pretty on side with us being here, this is because the local government realises that if we deem it too dangerous and leave then their economy collapses in the area.

just wait once they become a big minority that will change

Ya dirty colonizer you. The empire lives on.

They dress in suits, drive cars and are quiet. They go to European places and tourist spots.
The average Kenyan is the opposite. They're loud, beg, don't drive or pack 4 people onto a motorbike and don't get into tourist places.

>weapons
Whst are we talking about here

4 kids to a woman in Kenya
6 kids to a woman in Uganda
Have fun with that one

Is prostitution rapant? Is there a HIV epidemic there?

Does Kenya have a middle and working class or is it either ultra rich and unemployed people living in absolute poverty

I was a volunteer in kenya working in a elephant reservation for a month. It was comfy as fuck.

Try not to get kidnapped like that Italian woman

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Yes and yes

It's basically a few 'well off' Kenyans but they are nowhere near Europeans in wealth, and the rest are like a zombie hoarde. I'll see hundreds of zombie like Kenyans before seeing a single 'well off' Kenyan

How the fuck do you have internet?

Yeah but I mean, to be fair you’re already used to living in a third world shithole.

What part of Kenya are you at?

Those reservations are mostly white tho? I was in one in South Africa mostly white

did you buy a kevlar family pack for christmas to your relatives, or they are already dead because they were shot?

I was working mostly with local black dudes, and 5 other young people from europe, the owner was white too.

4g in cities and some towns to appease tourists

Was in Nairobi briefly, went North to another city. Spent the majority of time in the countryside.

European, basically. Educated, usually, and they don't flaunt their success and aren't overtly friendly either - genuine, rather than sucking up. They can plan ahead and work hard.

I'm the guy who was in Ghana and worked at the local uni. So most people I met where pretty Western in their mannerisms. I don't know if they behave like Europeans because they attent a university, or are able to attend a uni because they behave like Europeans. Same with successful business people.

This is straight up retarded, why the fuck did it switch to a meme flag, what the fuck hiro

>the wildlife here is really dangerous and they don't really take precautions against it
What's the gun ownership rate? How do people normally defend themselves from threats both human and wild?

>the wildlife here is really dangerous
Do dangerous animals such as big cats make it into the cities?

I imagine the ultra poor aren’t too worried about being robbed considering they don’t have much to take

Where are you guys on the map again? Close to Kosovo, right?

I've seen goat and camel shepherds with really old Lee Enfields and saw one with a type 56. No idea the ownership rules for everyone else.

Not really heard of it but wouldn't be surprised. People in villages live dangerously close to predators.

Thanks user, good thread. There's a Kenyan guy at work, he seems ok, owes me $20 lol.
Are there richer and poorer areas in Kenya? My workmate went to school and I honestly pick his IQ at around 85-90.

>taking care of elephants
>taking care of animals
>taking care of fucking anything

of course it's bloody comfy, you're extremely unlikely to meet niggers there.

In all honesty, not really. It's all poor and the only exception is the European/tourist areas. Rich Kenyans will live in gated communities with guards and CCTV.

how can you tell apart an ak 47 from a type 56?

As I said, I was working mostly with black dudes.

Muzzle and bayonet lug

How can Kenya become a better country? Why is it such a shithole?

> the environment, they seem to just be in competition with it.
this really is the root truth of all that is africa.

What you guys describe as Africa sounds a real lot like our favelas. Every time they see a white guy (outside favelas of course, no white person would enter a favela) they always assume you're rich and beg for money or rob you. Interesting...

>>Career choices are either begging, selling cheap shit to tourists, prostitution or making coffins
Or POTUS.

Being recolonised and I'm not just saying that for a reaction. Nothing gets done here unless Europeans orchestrate it. They should cut out the middleman of their government and go to how they were. They are extremely lazy and have no real concept of the future or of consequences.

Were they friendly?

Pretty sure the Chinese have beaten us to the punch with this idea the second time around.

Interesting. There’s a Kenyan that’s a student here and goes to my church. He said a lot of the problems are caused by the young men getting addicted to drugs. So like most African cultures single motherhood is rampant and there is no male leadership. Let’s not kid ourselves tho, this is what the West has to look forward to.

Decolonisation was a mistake

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