Hyper-president of France

>hyper-president of France
>Jupiter's avatars on earth
>has access to nuclear codes
>abuses his citizens but gets away with it
>handshakemogs Trump daily
>dabs to the cameras in front of the entire world
>mommy gf

how does he keep doing it?

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Leafs truly are the worst posters

He truly is a Chad, in a power bottom kind of way.

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The former president was more honorable

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look at that nose. hes a rothchild

>(((Attali))) and Hollande made him their champion
>media memed him to presidency
>false opposition helped him until now
He got lucky until now, but pushed it too much. Gilets jaunes might be anarchic shit, yet they are the beginning of something.

Any street violence expected today/this week?

i'm going to paris in a week, bad timing?

Highway tolls still blocked until today. A bit less yellow jackets than last week. Media still tell they are nazi. The average French still supports them though.
Tomorrow Macron will make an announcement, might get yellow jackets even more mad.
No violence this week except tolls and commercial areas, but another march on Paris is planned on Saturday.
It might be better next week. Don't go there on weekends.

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>Media still tell they are nazi.
This shit will eventually wrap around and people will start saying "so what?". Then being a "nazi" will be the cool thing.

We gotta come out of the closets, boys.

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Fuck yes. It's always bad timing to go there. If you wanna go to France go to medium or small sized towns.

More seriously try to avoid strike zones as it can easily degenerate. If you go for business stay in the Défense District or in the vicinity of your workplace. If you go for tourism consider visiting a smaller city like Troyes, where the movement will likely be less violent.

Stop drawing attention away from your own mess

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They push it quite far though, they even made fake yellow jackets interviews.
>trying to sell Troyes
Every town north of Lyon is a waste of time.

I'll be staying in Pigalle (lol). I haven't been to France since 2006 and even then I spent most of my time outside of Paris, mainly in Lourdes and neighboring cities.

Is everyone on the internet just blowing it out of proportion or what?

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thank you french anons, god be with you

Do not use public transportation in Paris. Call a taxi or whatever.

DUDE JUPITER AND SATURN PLANETS LMAO
DUDE CHAOS AND ORDER
DARKNESS AND LIGHT BRAH
WOW MY CHAKRAS
HEY I'M AN 8D ATLANTEAN PLEIDEIAN STARSEED

shut the fuck up bitch lasagne

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>T. drunk at 4 AM
Wow boi

I don't know, I'm in Germany right now, but according to friends back in the country it's the first time my town (Chatillon sur Seine) has suffered such a strike.

Is Uber still not around in Paris? I'll be staying there for a week, going to be tough to resist not using the metro when I'm there. What are the safe lines that I can take?

t. sober at all hours but think Twin Peaks and New Age niggers suck balls (because it's MKULTRA shit)

From what I saw, nothing out of the ordinary. As per usual, and this is not exclusive to France, try to avoid to get between protesters and police force... other than that, no big deal. Even public tranportation are fine. I've seen way worse, internet totally blowing this out of proportion.

Uber still around and quite cheap indeed. I advised you to avoid it because nobody likes to be surrounded by niggers and mudslimes. Métro literally stinks because of them.

no, protesters are all white and relatively right wing
you don't risk anything and actually it's great timing if you want to see real french people in paris and not gay hipsters/niggers
if i were you i'd even buy a yellow jacket and join the protest

Does he have documents confirming his mental retardation like Chirac did?

>spend my vacation with uncouth knuckle dragging low castes on society
No thanks, Pierre.

niggers are even more uncouth and low caste and pigalle is nigger central

No disagreements there, but where else can I smell the waft coming from the exquisite queefs from the can can girls traveling up the Canal St-Martin?

well it's not 50 years ago t b h there are still some """whorehouses""" but it's more like overpriced go go dancers
being the whore neighbourhood meant it was cheap so all niggers went there
you're better off going to amsterdam

also escorts from the internet are much better, if you go in the pigalle whorehouse looking places you will probably lose a lot of money and leave with blue balls

People still getting murdered in cold blood?
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it's only on saturdays, rest of the week is very minor incidents
it's because of morons too like "my daughter has a cough i MUST pass so i run over you" lmao

cringe

based guillotine

His smile and optimism, gone.